The Instigator
NDECD1441
Pro (for)
Losing
0 Points
The Contender
Rational_Thinker9119
Con (against)
Winning
3 Points

Rap battle

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after 1 vote the winner is...
Rational_Thinker9119
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 5/24/2017 Category: Entertainment
Updated: 1 year ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 544 times Debate No: 102746
Debate Rounds (3)
Comments (9)
Votes (1)

 

NDECD1441

Pro

Hi. I wanted to try out rap battles in debate.org. First round is acceptance and the others are for dissing your opponent. Good luck to the person who accepts.
Rational_Thinker9119

Con

I accept.
Debate Round No. 1
NDECD1441

Pro

OK guys let's cut to the chase
But keep in mind this is only the first phase
Of dissing this foolish disgrace
You wanna roast someone? You are in the wrong place

RationalThinker9119
Out of rhythm look at the time time time
Kick you out the spotlight, my turn to shine
Whatever you are going to write, first redesign your rhymes

I'm tough like I am from the mighty jungle
Mind-states strong but thoughts are humble
Enter your mind like evasive fungal
Enjoy the ride, I hope you are buckled

Your rhymes often cause controversy
The next two lines just make me happy
For no matter how many fish in the sea
It would feel so empty without me
Rational_Thinker9119

Con

I bet your mum smells like sweaty dumbbells
And your dad reeks of moldy as* checks
Your sister's twat burns like like it's from hell
She tried to give me diseases last week

You wanna battle the greatest? That's odd
Eminem's in your photo but you ain't a Rap God
You have pimples and a fat bod
But claim you look like Brad Pitt what a wack fraud

I'm the illest so listen your style gets diminished
You ain't good with the women in one minute your finished
You deplenish my interest I'm sinister with it
Won't give you the whole thing this is a snippet

Into the darkness away you fade
So just cut yourself with a razor blade
You look up to me like your wife when she's licking my balls
I guess your life just isn't worth living at all
Debate Round No. 2
NDECD1441

Pro

Ah first of all, you don't know how I look
A fail you made the risk you took
No pimples no nothing on me
I am in fact everything that you could never be

Number one, FYI, I don't have a wive
I am 12 in school just living my life
And why on earth do you want to include my mum?
This is about me. Oh wait I know why, your dumb!

You are the greatest? Hah! Dream while you still can.
The one who inspired me to rap is Eminem
So stop complaining say something true
Cause one way or another i'm still gonna diss you.

You bet bout my family
Well you lost, gimme all your money
I am not determined to get a girlfriend, not now anyway
Cause when you get one, I am gonna steal her away.

Yes you are the illest. You need a doctor.
Or the disease may travel to your daughter
Not that she was even born yet you are single
You are so lame that I giggle
Rational_Thinker9119

Con

You are only 12 so what can you do to me?
I ain't losin' to a stupid dweeb who ain't even hit puberty
Shouldn't you be in school? Class is waitin'
Oh I forgot, you just discovered masterbation

Spectators can watch this guy get destroyed
Your not determined to get a girl cuz your liking the boys
The only thing that makes your shaft get long
Is watching Disney Movies with Zack Efron

I'm not single I have a fianc"
She has a hot face better than Beyonc"
I came to strike hard like a big comet
Your only girl was your hand with a wig on it

It's hurting me how your just a nerdy emcee
You aint gotta pay cash you get murdered for free
You are just a little person to me
You lost, now go home and learn about the birds and the bees
Debate Round No. 3
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Posted by JimShady 1 year ago
JimShady
OK, I'll send you the request
Posted by NDECD1441 1 year ago
NDECD1441
Thank you for your comments JimShady. I am still looking for someone to rap battle with. If you would like one, I would be happy to battle you.
Posted by JimShady 1 year ago
JimShady
I'm close to voting. I have a good feeling on who's gonna win, too, but I'm not set in stone. I'll vote in at least two days. Hint I most like: jokes, double meanings, rhymes, and insults that apply, but not in that order.

Real good job to both of you though, yall could probably beat most of the trash rappers on DDO like me
Posted by NDECD1441 1 year ago
NDECD1441
Yep. No one could vote for you. Nor me which proves that you still couldn't beat an 11 year old. Also. I have no idea how your rhymes are better.
Posted by Rational_Thinker9119 1 year ago
Rational_Thinker9119
If it ends in a tie it will only be because nobody voted.
Posted by NDECD1441 1 year ago
NDECD1441
Ok. Truth revealed. I am 11 years old and you said you will beat me. So even if we end with a tie, you still couldn't beat an 11 year old.
Posted by NDECD1441 1 year ago
NDECD1441
Maybe... though I still can't believe that you go for rap battles. No offense.
Posted by Rational_Thinker9119 1 year ago
Rational_Thinker9119
My rhymes were better so I'll win either way.
Posted by NDECD1441 1 year ago
NDECD1441
Ok no offense, but you are like totally basing your bars on assumptions on me. Also if I won, you would have lost to a 12 year old and that will backfire on you.
1 votes has been placed for this debate.
Vote Placed by JimShady 1 year ago
JimShady
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Reasons for voting decision: Rational_Thinker9119 (RT) wins both round 1 and round 2 by a pretty sizable margin. Rhymes for RT were super clever and quadruple, which ups his rap over NDECD1441 (ND) entirely. Some of ND's rhymes didn't even work like single and giggle. But it's not just the rhymes... RT got very good references and roasts in store for ND, and although most of them are assumptions, they are still hilarious. Also, ND points out in the comments that RT's insults don't apply, but neither do his really. Also ND's bars didn't have as easy a time signature to follow as RT. Like I said, good battle on both of their parts, but RT simply has more skill. 3 points to con, other voters should follow suite.