The Instigator
NDECD1441
Pro (for)
Losing
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The Contender
HellishPanda
Con (against)
Winning
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HellishPanda
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 9/8/2017 Category: Music
Updated: 9 months ago Status: Post Voting Period
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NDECD1441

Pro

Hello, I would like to do a rap battle. If you start at the first round, you must say "pass per rules" at the final round and not issue any rap so as to make this battle fair. Dont forfeit, use of much as the word count as you want, and go hard. Good luck.
HellishPanda

Con

I accept.
Debate Round No. 1
NDECD1441

Pro

Look at the panda, coming back for more
But the end of the battle will leave him sore
My aura it's improved, shake you to the core
I'm once again wondering what are you here for?

I've scaled the highest mountains, climbed up to their peaks
I slaughtered and improved myself, killing off the weaks
If you thought I would make you an exception, definitely not
I've burned all your "money" what else have you got?

Last battle you were always contradicting yourself
You could never sustain it, in and of itself
Now its the time that you see I am stronger
And I could survive anything compared to you, longer

You accepted this battle, worst mistake you made
I have strengthened up my powers, sharpened my blade
Once I beat you with these raps, away you would fade
And trust me, I'ma do what I said

I don't drop apples unlike your family tree
Yours nearly killed Newton, what on earth can you be?
I'm a legend undefeated, what name belongs to me?
Son I'm going to kill you, NDECD
HellishPanda

Con

Trash, rubbish, illegible sh-t, the dump you live in, the garbage pit,
The shield you bear, the verbal armour you wear, breaks like glass, so weak with one hit.
You threw out my Noob Rapping 2.0 kit.
You still suck on your mothers god d-mn tits.
You think you're a man, you're not even fit.
You're probably an obese bug-catching twit.
So what makes you special? You bloody old git.
Where are the sports trophies, the winning catchers mitt?
Your fake reputation has outdone you by a bit.
Cause you don't got anything to prove of it.

Let's take a look at your verbal crap,
Pick through your garbage and see what's intact.
You say you slaughtered yourself, what a mishap.
I'll come to your funeral if beers on tap.
I laughed at that, threw a few coins in your cap,
It's pity money buddy, I won't take it back.
But I will take your blade, you don't need that,
We don't need an emo freak bleeding out in this rap.
And no you're not undefeated, do you need a map?
To your debate statistics you lying 'ol sap.

You can stand there crying cause on the inside you're dying,
Little pieces of you falling, as you stand there bawling.
Your eyes shedding streams of broken up dreams.
As you pick up the pieces, the pressure increases.
I'm overtly unbearable, you're just not comparable.
You try to rip me but I'm just not tearable.
Why do you persist? Yet you can't even resist.
Winning was something you pledged to desist.
So when you pick up the mic, what do you hope?
You gave that up when you put your neck the the rope.
Your skin to the blade, your mouth to the gun,
Is there anything you haven't already done?

So take your best shot, let's have a go,
I'm already the winner, everyone knows.
Look at the comments, are you really that slow?
There's no point in fighting the way the wind blows.
I strung you hanging, food for the crows,
And yet you came back, your intelligence never grows.
You'll be ashamed from your head to your toes.
As I trash talk you to all new lows.
Your loss will come in a neat little bow,
Cause in case you never heard, you reap what you sow.
Debate Round No. 2
NDECD1441

Pro

Take my best shot? Lol you have a death wish
Here is your order sir, your final breath dish
I ain't the sort of person you wanna mess with
By the time this battle's over it will leave you breathless

The fact you imagined such things about me
Tells me alot about you and what you can be
So the blind sailing panda set out to see
What he could see but drowned in the deep deep sea

Lines 21 and 22, you thought those dinged?
I could have said 'rhyme' but I couldn't give you the dime-on-ring
Humming to your Hotline Bling, phone riniging with every ping
You thought you could rap? HOW? You can't even sing

You thought I gave any care about where the wind blows?
That affected you but my devilous flows
Destroyed the crows, now everybody knows
That I am much stronger, the fire only grows
Now screw the spacings, it only slows
The only thing I feel from my head-to-toes
Is you'll be licking my shoe clean from the top-to-the-soles
As you dim and diminish, my spirit glows
Ripping down million-dollar checks, look at these holes
You think I'm going to pity these schmoes?
The fact you trash talk me is funny because the trash is you
I have arranged you and your death will have a rendezvous
I am a god, to fight me is a suicide mission
Until there is nothing your power is going through fission
If you don't know, go to Google and check the definition
At least I shoot for the stars, and I have ambition
NOW USUALLY I GO FAST AT A LATER TIME
BUT THIS TIME LIFE DOESN'T GIVE YOU LEMONS IT GIVES YOU LIMES
SO I'M GONNA DESTROY AS EASILY AS STRETCHING SLIME
MY USUAL PHRASE, "ME A DOLLAR, YOU A DIME"
I REAP WHAT I SOW, BUT THIS IS ONLY HALF MY PRIME
FOR YOU TO EXIST SHOULD BE CONSIDERED A CRIME
BUT MY PEN AND KEYBOARD ARE TRANSFORMED TO A PARDON THIS TIME
KNIFE IN MY HAND BLADE IN YOUR CHEST WHEN THE CLOCK CHIMES
IF I WAS DYING I WOULD BE DYING MY HAIR RED
RED FOR FIRE WHAT IS GOING ON IN THESE HEADS
I CAN'T TAKE BACK WHAT I HAVE SAID
BUT JUST GONNA SAY BOY YOU DEAD
HellishPanda

Con

Your whole entire rap wasn't worth a dime,
Like those crappy dystopian books, can you honestly not rhyme?
You're like a scientist who steals his work from Einstein,
Looks brilliant to you yet you've never put in any time
So when the people ask you to dinner, ask you to dine,
And they ask about your work and you just say it's fine.
You claim you're the Messiah, so they ask you for a sign,
What'll you do when they badger you and whine?
Oh, that's right, you'll steal your work from mine,
Plagiarizing buddy is a jail-worthy crime.

So kindly f-ck off, go back to school,
There they can coddle you, wipe your chin free of drool.
There you can learn not to be like a fool,
Cause right now you have the originality of a stool.
Of course I understand that back then you weren't cool,
You were probably a nerd who liked Dungeon & Dragon duels.
I bet you got wedgies, got pushed in the pool,
Cause the mental scars you exhibit now make you a tool.
But we've got to establish the pecking order rule,
Cause you're acting above your station, which is just below a mule.

If that doesn't cement it, then this one will,
You take more on your plate even though you've had your fill.
You know what we do, you know the drill,
Those who are greedy are the first ones I kill.
I'll bend your bones, attach them to a mill,
Crank the wheel and watch them break as I push you down a hill.
I'll slash up your body, till your screams turn shrill,
Then I'll slash your neck to pieces like a fishes gill.
And when I'm finally done with you, I'll force feed you pills,
Watch you scream in agony until you grow still.

Take the hint and go for a walk,
I don't want to debate someone with the IQ of a block.
Who's mentally challenged and clearly unable to talk,
Whos only meal is sucking a c-ck.
Whos creativity is equal to a rock,
Whos only purpose in life is to be mocked,
Who's life is wired to a clock,
As time ticks down, you hear the tick-tock,
And know that when it's over you'll stuff a sock.
That's NDEC's life pretty much knocked.
Debate Round No. 3
NDECD1441

Pro

Well the death threats really got me real scared
Look at the voters, count how many cared
One, two, three times zero
You think you are great but I'm the real hero

I was honestly dissapointed with your first verse
You sounded like a cat hit with the death curse
Save your words, save that breath burst
Because when I am coming at you forever you are going to have to rest first

I steal your work? What made you think that's what I do to make noise?
You honestly thought I would have picked yours if I had a choice?
No my bars are far more superior than you
So don't be so desperate, say something true

Straighten your back, don't walk with a hunch
People may end up thinking you've been punched
That is true though, whose rap made those bunch?
Anticipation for your breakfast, pain for your lunch

The stool's creation was original, so thanks for the praise
I didn't get wedgies, I gave them but that was only the first phase
You call us nerds, but I call myself human
You have the value of half, but I have more strength than two men
Have a birthday cake the enemies, I slew em
You tried to save your people but the bombs, I blew em
You see all these airplanes and rockets to the sky, I flew em
You set these obstacles for me I got, through em
You wanna know who else is stronger? My crewmen
You know one thing you can't be a part of? True men
Even the newbies all of the, new men
Compared to them you are like one of the smurfs, blue men
Zoo men, raise the lions blow them up plus the, schools then
My power is all going to react, fuse when
That's when my rage starts to, lossen
Run laps around the field I got more, hoops than
Saturn you turn around and you wonder how to be, cool when
You finally are in an actual battle, who's zen
Feels calmer when surrounded by the storm, who can
Form a eruption of power not, you then

My life is knocked? Who knocked on the door?
Oh it's you! One punch fall to the floor
You say I have an IQ of a block, who do you mean?
Everyone knows you are the student and I am the dean

I wouldn't suck your c*ck, you don't even have one
Knight to A2 and destroy, that pawn
Look at that panda, that is a fat one
It is problably obese oh well, pads gone
HellishPanda

Con

You seriously forfeited our last debate?
Probably so you didn't have to face me eh mate?
Twas truly a terrible cowardly act of fate,
But winning for me is something of a trait,
I can't get enough of it, I'll never be sate,
It's something I love, that I'll never hate.
I don't blame you my friend, I really infatuate,
People all around, it's just my state.

You thought em should go with em,
You thought men would rhyme with them,
Man even any rapper knows, ask Eminem,
Those rap lyrics are sh-t, like a fake gem.
Like a plagiarized lab report back in grade school Chem.
Like a fake flower with its green plastic stem,
It was like hearing someone cough up mucus and phlegm.
It's was like something we'd all hate and condemn.

Sh-t like you should really just stop,
Before something happens and we call the cop.
The stuff you spew is utter slop,
An utter contrast to your ugly style you fop.
Be a janitor, take up the mop, be a farmer, go farm your crop,
But just take a reality check from the bottom to top.
Before you jump into the mess, research before you hop,
Or you might find yourself in singing to to some cr-ppy bop.

Now this is me, I'll make it clear,
Give me a Corona, give me a beer.
I've got everything now, nothing to fear,
This is my warning, listen and hear.
Pop the cap, as I drink to the night,
This is out of your league, an impossible fight.
Beating you is something I delight,
Beating you is really my birth-right.
I'm the leader, the one in charge,
I'm the Supreme General if you're the Serge.
I'm unstoppable, try stopping a barge,
That's right, you can't when I'm at large.
I'm too quick, way too fast,
When you races against me you'll come out last.
When you fight against me I'll put you in a cast,
I'm right in the present, not in the past.
Look at me, tell me what you see,
I'm a hornet, not a bee,
As I wind up my shot, ball on the tee,
Eagle, Albatross, way too easy.
Watching me is not something free,
You're not anybody special, not VIP.
So when you're offered the tea, biscuits and Brie,
Remember the price, remember the fee.
It's the price you pay, this ones key,
You are most definitely losing to me.
Debate Round No. 4
NDECD1441

Pro

You dissapoint me with your method to name people and drinks
So out of time you may as well have named toilets and sinks
Nobody knows how this panda thinks
But the Corona is toxic, kill you and the drinks

If you were a leader, you would be leader of stupid
Nobody paid you attention, no love from Cupid
Your bars are stuck to one spot, my rhymes are fluid
So let's end the battle, beat up that rude kid

"EM, thEM, eminEM, gEM"
You eat your own words, they form as phlegm
"chEM, stEM" All of them,
You thought you were the plant but I am the stem

Who says "the" but the noun is single?
With your level of English, how could you mingle?
I watch you get beaten up, eat a pringle
And at that moment the fire alarm starts to jingle

Look at the sentence, an acronym
On that point sir, you are "awsome"'s antonym
Lolipops literally melt when you look on him
GG it's the sun, let's darken 'im
Eye nose mouth don't worry let's pardon him
To when can you get to stardom Slim
Ready little panda? GIve hell to him
Exactly the more you rap, the more your world dims
KING NDECD HERE MY GUARDS ON MY CHEST
THE TRUTH IS REVEALED, THE BEST OF THE BEST
HELLISHPANDA IS NOT THAT UNBEATABLE
EVERYONE KNOWS THE FEAT IS INCREDIBLY FEASIBLE
LAPS AROUND THE COURT, STILL CAN'T BEAT
LOL YOUR CAREER IS OVER TAKE A SEAT
I RAP WITH STYLE, YOURS LIKE FEET
SO THE STENCH FROM YOUR RAPS IS NOT SO DISCREET
HELLO TO DEATH, BYE BYE TO LIFE
PANDA GETS HUNTED. WAR AND STRIFE
A PANDA APPROACHES, GETS STABBED WITH A KNIFE
NO ONE COULD CONTAIN SUCH A HUGE DIVE
DADDY'S SON'S RAPS WERE MEANT TO BE SPOKEN OUT LOUD
A MAGNET, ENOUGH TO ATTRACT A CROWD

Now that the rap is done, you can finally rest,
Sip your wine, but you failed the test.

(Read the first letters of each line in the linked lines)
Look
On
Lollipops
GG
Eye
To
Ready
Exactly
King
The
HellishPanda
Everyone
Laps
Lol
I
So
Hello
Panda
A
No
Daddy
A

Lol get rekt HellishPanda :3
HellishPanda

Con

This is the finale, I'm burning rich like Silicon Valley, 
My homies all around me, pulling stunts like we're in Cali.
Another tick on my tally, as my fans all join to rally,
Cause this is another win, straight down my alley.
Down the streets of New York city, nah I really am quite witty,
I ain't in a taxi, and the streets are way too gritty.
Yeah I'm kicking it up in my Chevy, singing along to a ditty,
Cause I ain't nobody's common cr-p like you're rap that's oh so sh-tty.
So let's make a contrast, me compared to you,
My lyrics ain't some sh-t, they don't stink like poo.
I don't use the same words like the way you always do,
When I rhyme, my words are original, I use a couple few.
And you're always like, "I'm gonna rhyme eh, with eh."
And I'm always like, "That's a d-mn sh-tty rhyme if I may."
And you're alway clingy and asking people to stay.
And I'm always like, "f-ck, boi, are you gay?"
Cause this is what happens when I'm in the court,
Dropping 3-pointers like it's nothing, yeah I never fall short.
Yeah I'm the type that wins, yeah I'm that type of sort,
The kind person that everybody looks to, to hold up the fort.
I'm breezing through this round, yeah my feet don't touch the ground,
I'm airborne, jump so high, you can never keep me bound,
As my fans are all around, they're making a great sound,
Jeering at you boi, as you really take a pound.
So what do you have to say to keep the haters back at bay,
You don't got nothing on them, yeah they're gonna make you pay.
Scrabble all you want to find the needle in the hay,
But nothings gonna stop the karma on your way.
Goodbye farewell, see yah buddy boi,
I had my fun in using you and playing you like a toy,
You were amusing as a pond filled with Koi,
But you are to losing as rice is to soy.


I ain't no little god with a lowercase g,
A loser nobody believes in cause it's you they can't see,
My homies crowd around me cause they all agree,
When I'm in da house, all eyes are on me.
I'm a beast in disguise,
Nightmare on the rise,
Nobody sees me coming, not even the wise.
"I'm NDECD and I'm gonna rekt you noob,"
Naw buddy, imma square you till you're face is f-cking cubed.
Get rekted buddy, dipsh-t, go eat your own words,
Sit on em and watch and see as they turn to verbal curds.
Up and up I go, yet you're lagging back, too slow,
Clocks ticking time, I ain't waiting for you bro,
Kick it like it's friday,
I dish it like it's my day,
Today I'm doing anything cause everythings going my way.
So you're lyrics are quite tame,
How unfortunate, such a shame,
It's like you wax and wane,
This so called talent that you contain.
Hurt, you call the doctor but there's nothing he can do,
Oh, that's right, cause my verbal sword ran straight through you.
Lol, you're so weak, like a new born baby foal,
Eh, whatever, I am winning, suck it sh-thole!
Debate Round No. 5
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Posted by JimShady 9 months ago
JimShady
Vote on this rap battle please, http://www.debate.org...

thank you
Posted by NDECD1441 9 months ago
NDECD1441
Panda, you're running out of time.
Posted by NDECD1441 9 months ago
NDECD1441
Oh s**t you improved a lot.

I cant argue right now because it is night where I am. I will try to do it tommorow.
Posted by NDECD1441 9 months ago
NDECD1441
Despite how I know how to rap, my knowledge of a bridge is limited so Im just going to say, your entire rap is incredibly hard to counter. It was really good.
Posted by HellishPanda 9 months ago
HellishPanda
Lol i tried a bridge, tell me if its good or not
Posted by NDECD1441 9 months ago
NDECD1441
Maybe one of us is in Detroit
Posted by JimShady 9 months ago
JimShady
that's no coincidence...
Posted by NDECD1441 9 months ago
NDECD1441
@Fabed
Because they are fun!
R=

Okay I'll stop
Posted by Fabed 9 months ago
Fabed
Why do you keep rap battling?
Posted by Fabed 9 months ago
Fabed
Why do you keep rap battling?
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Vote Placed by JimShady 8 months ago
JimShady
NDECD1441HellishPandaTied
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Reasons for voting decision: Con wins Rounds 1, 2, and 4. Pro gets a W in Round 3. I just find HellishPanda's voice a little more jeering and well articulated then NDECD1441. Some of the insults that NDECD pulls have me scratching my head, such as line 8 of round 1. Also, the attempted rhyme of "fade" and "said" really irked me, you heard me. NDECD's little stunt at the end of the battle was kinda lame. Panda did well with wordplay, but as usual, he stuck with single rhymes. Also, most of his stuff wasn't really personal (which is what I like), and it was only good wordplay. I'd say, compared to the previous battle between the two, this one was pretty much the same for NDECD, with maybe slight improvement, and a step back for Panda. Panda wins by a small (not tiny), but small margin in my non-expert opinion. Good job to both.
Vote Placed by Mharman 8 months ago
Mharman
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Reasons for voting decision: Con did better