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bulls26
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Rational_Thinker9119
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Rap battle

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Rational_Thinker9119
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 5/17/2012 Category: Entertainment
Updated: 4 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 498 times Debate No: 23652
Debate Rounds (4)
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bulls26

Pro

Rap Battle
1 For Acceptance/ person who accepts can start of they would like
2 Rap
3 Rap
4 Rap
Rational_Thinker9119

Con

I accept, lets see what you got!
Debate Round No. 1
bulls26

Pro

Not by the p*bic hair on your chinny chin chin
Could i let your b*tch a*s come and win
See, the thing about it is your not ready to rap son
Your a white b*tch and I'm O.J Simpson
Canadian?
Thats a shame
Especially that f*cking hockey game
Michael J. Fox and Shania Twain
Theres some more people to blame
How about Justin Bieber
You can keep your "Bieber Fever"
What a cute profile pic
By the way, did I tell you? Your girl loves my d*ck?
Dont get me wrong,it's not a trick
My d*ck is just something she loves to lick
I'm sorry to hear
The Raptors of Toronto
They might as well all jump off a cliff and yell "Geronimo"

Well thats all i got to say for now
At least im not rapping some one who is brown
I actually have a shot
So go think of something good you f*cking tw*t.
Rational_Thinker9119

Con

You can diss my country as a p*ssy american
And talk about my chin hair, but can't grow any, that should be embarassin'
Claiming that your OJ cannot be believed, no way
You aint a killer you are fan of Circ De Sole
Yes, we gave you Michael J. Fox, Shania Twain and Beiber
However you produced Soulja Boy and he's a guy that's lame and weaker
We evented Hockey, Basketball, and we make due with the seasons
You made famous the concpet of invading countries for no reason
And what about New Jersey? You probably have herpe sores
From "banging" all the ugly "grenades" on Jersey Shore
It's true, I'd be shocked if you ever got any p*ssy
Unless she looked like a Wookie, Whoopi, or Snooki
You wanted to battle me but this dummy was clueless
Didn't put up a picture himself like "I'm too ugly to do this!"
You try to act cool but it never works
You're from Jersey, so it's no wonder your all your friends are Clerks
This man cannot be a "star" with "stripes", and if he mess with the maple leaf
It's only because his pathetic life is a lie, and make believe



 
Debate Round No. 2
bulls26

Pro

U say ur a rational thinker
I don't think u could even remember your blinker
The OJ Comment was a metaphor
No surprise tho, i figured it could not be deciphered by you or your wh*ore
What it meant was you had no chance
But we all knew that from the first glance

You say I dont get p*ssy, Child Please!
I tell ur girl to get on a knee and pleasure me
She does it no problem it's kinda weird
it must be a relief to get away from a pubic beard

Im from the U.S of A
I dont have any mercy
So bow down before me unless u want to play my game,
which i dont suggest cuz ill put u to shame
Ill put this whole thing to rest
Rational_Thinker9119

Con

You are an awful prick, and yes, my name is rational thinker
I can tell my your sloppiness, that your a*s is a drinker
You may try to claim that I have no chance, oh man
At least I don't hold hands with an old man while watching Rosanne
That is your favorite past time I spit fast lines
You only have 2 things in this world, sh*t swag and bad lines
It's not hard to tell this b*tch thinks he Is-Real
But he's from a country also known as the b*tch of Israel
You are ours too, Alberta supplies your country with oil
While you continute to lose, and make Canadian's rich we're spoiled
How much debt are you guys in? Your situations kinda thick
And nope, it doesn't matter how much you suck on China's d*ck
The world hates you, and loves us, we travell the globe and get hugs
You travel the globe, and people want to see you leak blood
You made Football famous, and prisons with the criminals in there cells alone
We invented Basketball, Hockety, and the telephone
You guys invented amazing things too, but you still make me puke
Because it's your fault the world is certainly going to end with nukes

Debate Round No. 3
bulls26

Pro

bulls26 forfeited this round.
Rational_Thinker9119

Con

When it comes to raps, it's obvious he got scared off
He got pissed because I had his GF on my bare cock
This whole time I was playing chess, he was playing checkers
He sucks, but I thank him for another win my my record
Debate Round No. 4
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Vote Placed by yoda878 4 years ago
yoda878
bulls26Rational_Thinker9119Tied
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