The Instigator
tvellalott
Pro (for)
Winning
8 Points
The Contender
Merda
Con (against)
Losing
7 Points

Raptastic Battelishiousness

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Post Voting Period
The voting period for this debate has ended.
after 4 votes the winner is...
tvellalott
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 5/31/2011 Category: Entertainment
Updated: 5 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 1,069 times Debate No: 16805
Debate Rounds (2)
Comments (7)
Votes (4)

 

tvellalott

Pro

Yes, it's on again and it's real. (:P)
First round is only for acceptance. Second round, we bring the diss/self-hype raps.
Raps to be judged as normal.
Merda

Con

As per rules, first round is for acceptance.
Debate Round No. 1
tvellalott

Pro

I didn't want to have to murder the elf from Drawn Together...

Up against Merda, aka social-pinko-o.
Before you accepted this, you should have stopped to think, yo-
And decided whether you really wanted the back-pain…
I won't refrain from applying the strain
Or say—n the first thing that pops into my bra-hain.
OK, so my opponent's a gay man.
Hey man, that's cool. I'll make it part of my game plan.
Anyway, I don't have a very long attention span
I'll just have to remember to tip toe the line on that one.
No jokes about spikey foreign objects in your bum.
Because we know it's alright for me to call you a maggot.
But I'll be going too far if I use the word…

I switch personalities like Roger from Family Guy.
Wait, that's not right… I switch directions mid-flight.
My oh my, watch as I spit the sickest S.H.I
T at my opponent, I'm having a premonition.
This is a two man competition
You're gonna break the rules of mathematics and have third as your position.
You heard me, out of two you place number three.
I'm stealing your pee, cause I'm taking the piss
Not one of your rhymes will even be described as a near hit.
Everyone a complete miss.
Cause you fail harder than me doing a drug screen.
It's not clean. It's dirty like food at the canteen.
I'm sorry, I haven't had my caffeine.
I'm trying not to be too mean; though I'll steal one of your shoes
So you when you walk you lean to the right, right, I'll violate your rights.
I commit property theft and break the non-aggression principle.
Don't equivicate boy, I'm not fake but my sh!t is Biblical
I'll make you miserable. Your sh!t is typical, it's pitiful.
It will be a miracle if you can even spit a flow.
My minds so bad it should be locked up like a criminal.
For you, this race is unwinnable. You're an imbecile.
I'm digital, you're invisible. I'm mythical, I go medieval.
You're in trouble, there's no rebuttal.
I come for a visit and leave your house condemned, unliveable.
It's part of my principals friend, you can call me the Skinner.
Every time I rhyme all of my lyrics are winners.

Never mind the past, let's look to the future.
I cut so hard, you should invest in some sutures.
Your lines are so funny, you had me in stitches.
And not in a good way. Yeah, I see your eye when it twitches.
You'll be trying to act cool, but you're a b!tch in a pair of britches.
You won't be able to get over this serve, no you can't build no bridges.
So just chill dawg, spend some time with the fridges.
Do you like Fish Sticks? Go for a swim with the fishes.
My flow minces and pierces; it whizzes and swishes.
It's rash, dude it itches.
It flies of the hinges.
It flips all the switches.
I'm the mafia but I choose who the town lynches.
So you can't win.
Merda

Con


You sit there like a b1tch
I roll up with the Connect Gang
Bang Bang
Dang!
Now you in a ditch

Lifeless, breathless
Time for god to repossess
Your smelly dead body
You fvcking fought like Ghandi

I guess the battle's done
Finished with a gun
You never put up a fight
All bark but no bite

You never fcvking fought
Just sat there distraught
What you ought
to have done
was maybe prayed to god's son
that I was just messin for fun

You better watch out man
I hit hard like a frying pan
And you you're less than
A half empty Fresca can

You don't want to step up
'Cause you'll get knocked down
You fight like a baby pup
So I'll pass you around

Dre will gash you with his gun
Then Cube fvcks you up the a$s
And then Snoop'll have fun
With a wrench and laughing gas
Don't ask me what he'll do
"Cause you don't want to know
Maybe he'll use some kung-fu
Like a Japanese game show

Time for me to sign out
Gonna light up a cig
Then I'm gonna fvck your mom
Bet she'll squeal like a pig
Debate Round No. 2
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Posted by tvellalott 5 years ago
tvellalott
It's a total facepalm vote. I don't mind being voted against, but that's ridiculous.
I'd like to remind voters that this was a self-hype and a diss rap battle. Jus' sayin'.
Posted by Merda 5 years ago
Merda
I do not support medic's vote. I realize that in rap battles, RFD's won't be too long but at least the other two voters put some effort into theirs.
Posted by tvellalott 5 years ago
tvellalott
medic; what the fvck? Con wins because you like pork chops?!
...this is what is killing DDO.
Posted by tvellalott 5 years ago
tvellalott
I like some of your disses, but why didn't you play off what I said more? I gave you heaps to work with. :P

We will battle again soon; theme battles are good.
Posted by tvellalott 5 years ago
tvellalott
I nearly went 'fvck it, i can't be bothered' and didn't do this. I'm happy I did, I like what I threw together.
Do you listen to music when you write? Strangely, I find classical music the best to write raps to...
Posted by tvellalott 5 years ago
tvellalott
I'll write this in the morning, never fear. I've been thinking about good punchlines for 2 days.
Posted by tvellalott 5 years ago
tvellalott
I'm glad you accepted.
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Vote Placed by m93samman 5 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: I couldn't really put a beat to Con's words, but Pro also seemed to have forced a few rhymes- although they worked fairly well. Pro definitely wins, but not by a long shot.
Vote Placed by medic0506 5 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Con wins cause I like pork chops.
Vote Placed by quarterexchange 5 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Pro's threats/insults were very clever
Vote Placed by bradshaw93 5 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Just read through, gotta give it to Con. Pro's rap seemed forced as far as rhymes go and he didn't diss much.