Reference Rap Battle
Debate Rounds (4)
Rounds 2, 3, and 4 are to debate and to win, too
Drop a few rhymes, set your preferences
And make sure each round has many references.
I think this introduction has been more than ample
Accept in round one, then I'll show you an example.
You got more problems that Europe's got Jews
When problems go bad, they stay bad like bad booze.
Y'all think you know me but you don't so who's
To judge me, who's to blame
For the fans and the haters not thinking the same.
First you're biggest problem, is when you drop a few lines
I doesn't sound like more than nursery rhymes.
Now that we used the first round to set some parameters,
Let's circle up, and cross the diameter.
Hey, I'm ready to throw a few licks
So take some laxatives, cause you'll be sh*tting bricks.
You're success rate will go down from here,
You better play it by ear,
I got nothin' to fear.
You see, you really don't pose a threat to me
As I said you got a problem, so what does that mean?
Well, you know, basically
There are 98 more of you for Jay-Z.
And he can rap about every day and night,
But he ain't never gonna get it right.
"If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son,
I got 99 problems but a b*tch ain't one".
I'm Jay-Z's b*tch, but in no Sandusky way,
I'm saying I'm top dog of this rapping relay.
I chill with Jay-Z.
I chill with Weezy.
I chill with the legislators of the rap law.
I chill with Drizzy.
I chill with Nicki.
Hell, you can call it a Minaj-a-trois.
Mr. Natural, go get 'em, Tiger
But you better not get you're Wood up in my girl.
See, unlike you, I respect the women and shawties
Maybe you'd find more luck at the Lemon Parties.
Spell it out, let me Google that for you.
Maybe it's time you board the Cain Train
Watch Herman's ratings disappear—David Blaine.
Now if you don't like my slanderous sedition,
Maybe it's time we draft a petition
To debate.org, we'll make it easy for you
"Put a FORFEIT DEBATE button up in bright blue".
You would click it, and then you would avoid
The shame and embarrassment, because I'm Lloyd
Bentsen, and you're Dan Quayle
Don't call yourself JFK when you're on the campaign trail.
I could keep going, I still got more
But I think I've done more than what you bargained for.
And hey, this is only round two
I got plenty more rhymes in the future for you.
So tell me, do you really want more of it?
Or are you just gonna decide to forfeit?
Let me know now, I don't want to wait,
for you to lose every argument in this debate.
Hey, I gotta nasty cohort
We're gonna read your next post,
and chuckle and snort.
Like Bocephus, I got rowdy friends
And when I kill in this debate,
we'll divide the dividends.
I gotta go now, I got homework to do.
I'll see you when I'm done with my Algebra II.
If you get the idea, you want to make a bunch of references to pretty much anything, pop culture, politics, etc.
ie in mine: Judaism in Europe, Jay-Z, Sandusky, Tiger Woods, Herman Cain, David Blaine, Hank Williams Jr. (Bocephus), Lloyd Bendsten vs. Dan Quayle, etc.
Looking forward to your witty response.
your rapping skills are matched by jim Brady
seriously, do you think you can end this in one piece?
if i were you i'd consider bailing out like greece
but thats thats not all i gotta say
and soon youll be like dee barnes and i'll be dr Dre
i missed school to write this, cos im a skiver
how many f ** k ups does it take to create a Tyler?
nitrous oxide made me dizzy but i'm not bonkers or yonkers
im just having fun without drugs like kids playing conkers
do you think im scared i hear you ask?
i think youll find my friend, im well up too task
so you really think you can diss?
i got more combacks than viagra, on john Holmes Christmas list
you can hide all you want, behind the green door
but i'll look and ill find you, and whoop your butt more
cos i'll get you and leave without a clue
with no consequences, and alice will be there too
im guessing my rhymes are going over your head
and by the time youve looked up all my references, itll be time for bed
like cheech and chong, im smoking your arguments in an intelligence bong
youll be gone with no trace, like timmothy dexter and steve chin leung
i could go longer, and youll be groaning like groening, but 22 years is too long
i could finish you in three rounds, and i dont overuse or run out of ideas like owl city song after song
mine might not have been as long as yours, but its about quality not quantity
but no one told Harold shipman, i cant wait till the next round, lets see what you can throw at me!!!!
So I'll keep it short and sweet without sacrificing strength
Spittin' these rhymes, goin' a capella
Skin so white like mozzarella
I got a large fan base—girls, and lots of fellas
Two words to describe me are hot and stellar.
My rhymes are hectic
I'm getting kinda thirsty, can you fetch me a Nesquik?
Chocolate milk is what I'm sippin'
I'm Michael Jordan, you're like the sidekick, Scotty Pippin
You're so na�ve, you don't know what you're doing
You ain't got skills like me, hell I'm Patrick Ewing
Everywhere I go I be causin' ruckus
We step up in the club and the ladies wanna f*ck us
My lovin's like shrooms, my d*ck is a fungus
like a giant portabello, my d*ck is humongous
Hah, this is my Apocalypto
Runnin' through the jungle killing all the Crips, yo
I'm exiled—far away from home
I've gotta live on my own
like Tenzin Gyatso in the Tibetan Plateau
That's right, a Dalai Lama reference
I think that will appeal to the voter's preference
It's not a secret, I don't try to hide it
You gotta read the contract before you sign it
Because even if you never even read the fine print
Let me fill you in on a little hint:
That print was large, but my rhymes were fine
Droppin' A-bombs on your arguments—Einstein
"An A-bomb from A-Rod", that's Jon Sterling
Get ready cause the baseball references are unfurling
You're Mr. Natural, or so you think
But without your lucky Wonderboy you flat-out stink
Hey Roy Hobbs, find a new job
Robert Redford ain't much of a heartthrob.
An oldie but a goody from 1984
Do you speak
Are you doubleunpluspoor?
You're young and low, I'm rather great
What are you, only in Grade Eight?
That's okay, no need to fear.
The sh*t don't hit the fan until freshman year:
You got high school drama like Zac and Vanessa
Or you could drop out and make it like Ke$ha,
you'll be strippin' down Poles like Lech Walesa
Yeah, no one needs male escorts
That sh*t'll just give you genital warts
Sorry to paint a picture that you just didn't need
But you may find it useful, like the Once-ler's thneed.
Yeah, I speak for the trees
My rhymes are a breeze
Blowing away haters with a giant sneeze.
Hey, grab me a Kleenex,
Time to wipe it up before we hit the remix
Hey, I got plenty more rhymes for you
But for now I'm jumpin' out, like that guy on jetBlue
you think a dali lama reference will get you votes, haha we'll see!
i thought you had bit of wit, but seriously mate,
copying and pasting used lines from old debates???
what you did is nothing new- you did it against himilkyes...and lost!
im afraid your fate will be the same.. you must suffer the cost
the voters can see for themselves, whos got the best ryhmes, you must be crazy like an aboriginal,
too use raps that are not even original!!!
i dont know what to say, like rick perry
i guess im in shock, you cheated worse than john terry!
you saw you lost in that last rap battle, and in this one youll be the forgetten one like vixen
im rudolph, and now you need cover your lies like Nixon
but hell, if where gonna recycle lines i guess i could try that
cheerio- postman pat
So quit your b*tchin' y'all
Besides, I wrote it all so what's your issue?
I didn't need to work that hard if I wanted to diss you.
Well, what I got next is pretty hot
And after himilkyes I'll give it another shot.
Good lines shouldn't go wasted,
And yet you haven't faced it.
So here goes, with some added amendments,
Thou Shall not B*tch no more, the 11th Commandment:
I could keep rapping from midnight to noon,
Hell, I could rap from here to the moon
Spittin' out rhymes like my name's Buzz Aldrin
Conjuring verses in a f*cking cauldron
Brewing like witches, wooing d*ke b*tches,
Causing more problems than computer glitches
Screw Microsoft ‘cause my office is my club,
We pop bottles every night, till we're feeling dumb
Poppin' bottles, Poppin' p*ssy,
Orville Redenbacher would be
Proud of us
Down wit us
For leavin' haters in a cloud of dust.
They don't tolerate us,
But they're the ones who made us.
Did you hear the latest?
We're the f*ckin' greatest.
Huh? What you tryin' to tell me,
Talkin' bout a fella named Muhammad Ali?
You're going down like Frazier, R. I. P.
Liver cancer's a b*tch, it really can be
But at least you die with dignity.
How'd you like to lose this battle, just like Moammar?
Or beaten by a naked Asian with a crowbar?
Ciao, say arrivederci,
To Silvio resigning amidst controversy.
Couldn't handle being in the Euro-zone
Like a blind motorist in a truck's no-zone.
Well I'm driving, this 18-wheeler
Teaching how to flow like Ezekiel Cheever
I'm a Puritan, you're hurtin' better take some aspirin
Better yet, walk it off like Usain Bolt's fast sprint
I outrun you, get ready to be a has-been
You've been raped so hard you're gonna need a f*ckin' *ss splint.
Call the doctor, you need Medicare
Do the people even f*cking care?
If it were me, I'd vote Newt.
Shootin' up the polls like Joran van der Sloot.
That's about it, but I got more to say.
I'm gonna leave one last thought with the voters today.
Take a look at the judging criteria,
Read the ingredients like you got phenylketonuria.
The big one: spelling and grammar.
My opponent must have lost that while basking in his glamour.
But read my rhymes,
Screen my lines
Blowin' it up like its a crime
Pull me over, read me my Miranda Rights
After this round I stay quiet like a damn good mime.
So this is it, Mr. Natural it's been swell.
Have fun kickin' with the Devil at the gate into Hell.
i thought you would have given up without any lines too copy!
im glad i get the last word, thank god, it would be absurd
people need to hear some good rythmes after what they've heard
i excpected more ds ,but all i get is a long winded rap about "haters" and partying and i must complain
theres enough of that crap already so leave it too lil wayne
id rather smoke a bowl back in time with barack obama
and reminsise when rappers had flow harder than samsara
i'll chill with budhha whilst we hit some nirvana light a cone
well reach the empyrean before we get blown
you wanted to debate, well what about?
you seem more clueless than stevie wonder on roundabout!
even sir duke agrees you far from understandable fella
id get a more coherent message from hellen keller
all you do is talk crazy like paul bennewitz
maybe read a book, i recommend anthony Horowitz
its good starting small and moving up like a man stroking his cock
or a weed dealer moving his way up to rocks
but i gotta admit seeing e.t got me thinking
what happened to speilberg, what the hell has he been drinking?
disturbing images haunt me on tv, just aggrivating my phycosis
like freakin armed robberies and babies with harlequin ichthyosis
just a messed up world, with lies and backstabbing
soulja boy, gadaffi, bin laden but no batman or robin
Jesus came and promised he'd be back, where he been?
like a girl who never called back, leaving grown men sobbing
well now its time to concentrate
i'll take the time to elaborate
my rhymes were original, not copied from old debates
but you tried to hide your secrets, but couldnt like reggie yates
you lost last time, whats different now? i guess some people never change like brooke greenberg
your ship is sinking like titanic hitting the ice berg
your the captain, your wack rythmes steering it, to its doom
forever cursed, like howard carter, finding tuts tomb,
but your unlike tut, cos he died with dignity,
your gonna lose wishing you never started regretfully
maybe youll go back to debating politics or economics,but youll always be dettered
by the memories of that one debate when you got slaughtered
just like franz ferdiand,
but i doubt youll inspire a band
let alone a war, you cant even fight back but i'm happy to say,
i get the final say like timothy mcveigh
have you read harry potter, reference overdose, phoenix, the river
when i debate im like a postman, i always deliver
now its over, it was a lot of fun
maybe well debate again, but for today, i've won
1 votes has been placed for this debate.
Vote Placed by imabench 5 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: the rick perry reference absolutely sold it for me but I was still maughing my a** off the whole time so I gave pro grammar for it. great job guys
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