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Religious debate tourney - The Easter Bunny is superior to Jesus.

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Started: 5/4/2013 Category: Religion
Updated: 4 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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William.Burnham

Pro

Round 1 for acceptance. Prove your argument by citing any evidence you feel would hold in a public forum, no other restrictions.
Sui_Generis

Con

I accept the terms.
Debate Round No. 1
William.Burnham

Pro

First off, although this debate draws both Jesus Christ and the Easter Bunny (hereby referred to as EB) into conflict, I would like to point out that they actually were/are best bros. Background info: back in the day, Jesus would go up to EB's crib, the garden of Gethsemane, and chill with the EB. Well, one day Jesus missed a planned get together with the EB, this upset EB a great deal. When the EB found out Jesus was busy being crucified though, all was forgiven, literally.

The EB was originally referred to as the Eastern Hare. Born roughly 5,000 years ago, the EB is a sentient man sized relative of the species Lepus americanus. The EB actually pre dates Christianity, with some of the earliest references dating back to ancient Germanic tribes. Today, the EB heads a 3.8 BILLION dollar industry [1], yet actually brings in no income. He was also a 2008 GOP candidate for President, with an approval rating higher than that of Obama[2]! But of course the most impressive role the EB plays is that of a special agent for the Temporal Integrity Commission [3].

Every now and then, the future decides that it might be better off without certain people around, rather than come here to "take care" of the problem people themselves, they send a message to their specialists, natives to the timeline that can be trusted . Sending data vs. matter is much more efficient, and the EB has never failed them [4]. The EB typically intercepts targets at local malls and candy stores before relocating them to a new part of the globe, where they will lead a different life and not leave the future in chaos.

Picture evidence:





The EB is also one of the world's greatest philanthropists. Every year, he delivers chocolate and candy to roughly 550,000,000 families worldwide in less than 24 hours. From the frozen wastes of Siberia to the intense rain forests of the Amazon, it doesn't matter. Recently, in response to the tragedies at Tunguska [5] and Dyatlov Pass [6], greater international oversight administered by the United Nations has lead to a live tracker where you can actually view the EB's current location [7].

When he isn't surprising children with candy (or time travel), he's surprising the enemies of freedom. In the video linked, you can actually witness a battle between the EB and Genghis Kahn (who was at the time making a bid for the President of everything ever). EB is also a member of Seal Team Six, and although not present at Abbottabad, has taken part in many battles for the land of the free.




All in all, you just have to like the guy, nobody has done more for humanity than this hare. I look forward to my opponents rebuttal with baited breath, thanks and VOTE PRO!






Sources:
1 - http://www.thespoof.com...
2 - http://www.thespoof.com...
3 - http://en.memory-alpha.org...
4 - http://en.wikipedia.org...
5 - http://en.wikipedia.org...
6 - http://en.wikipedia.org...
7 - http://thecptrackers.com...

Sui_Generis

Con

Sui_Generis forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 2
William.Burnham

Pro

William.Burnham forfeited this round.
Sui_Generis

Con

Sui_Generis forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 3
8 comments have been posted on this debate. Showing 1 through 8 records.
Posted by William.Burnham 3 years ago
William.Burnham
Oops, sorry about that, I've corrected the mistake.
Posted by MikeNH 3 years ago
MikeNH
Thanks!!
Posted by MikeNH 3 years ago
MikeNH
Hey William - you aren't accepting messages so I' figured you'd see this here... You voted on my debate and said my opponent won because I forfeited, but it was actually my opponent who forfeited.. Hoping this was a mistake you could potentially fix?

http://www.debate.org...
Posted by William.Burnham 4 years ago
William.Burnham
Looks like me and Sui_Generis are both suffering from finals week syndrome lol. All I was going to say was something to the effect of, I'll just let Sui get his points across so the debate would still be fair.
Posted by Sui_Generis 4 years ago
Sui_Generis
Stupid finals. I'll post next round..
Posted by Sola.Gratia 4 years ago
Sola.Gratia
Is this debate supposed to be a joke or something?
Posted by StevenDixon 4 years ago
StevenDixon
Is this really the debate topic?

Is it "morally" superior to jesus? Because I think an easy argument could be made.
Posted by Smithereens 4 years ago
Smithereens
good luck you two.
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