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Ronald McDonalds vs. Burger King

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Started: 9/26/2014 Category: Funny
Updated: 2 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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Pro will act like Ronald McDonald and Con will be the Burger King. This will be epic I'm tellin yall! Who will win, the great and goofy Ronald McDonald, or the never-stop-smiling powerful Burger King?

We're doing 1st Round acceptance, which means we have only two rounds to rap. Make it count!!! Let's do this.


I accept

Lets go! :D
Debate Round No. 1


Gee you're smiling like Mr. McGee, me at least I wear make up so I don't look ugly!
You're the king of the rats, I rule over raps, your sandwiches don't at all look kingly!
Behold, it's the powerful King with a cardboard crown who can't make jokes goofy
He once said he forgot to wrap his whopper when he made out with Queen Dairy!
Did you hear I, Ronald, killed Burger King in front of Five Guys over at skank Wendy?
The funeral is at White Castle, Ima take Dairy Queen cuz there's no way I'm spendy.
I"m smart, after all whatdo ya get when you cross a burger with a computer or keys?
You get a Big Mac and sliced Apples to top it off, now Im mad that I let you go free

Yo, why you writin an' taco-in about tacos when your only product is soda and burgers?
Fries come with it but making a taco face in R1 won't help if you're advertising any further [1]
The creator of YOU, booger king, is a guy named James McLamore [2]
Your rivalry is ME, McDonalds, but maybe your creator is a straight out traitor! (ooooh)

I walk into your dirty shop, I smell nothing but fake patties and dirt n' rot
Lemme tell you bout my great PlayLand, it's the awesomest lil kiddy spot
Why do I get more customers? cuz my food's tasty and yours is not
My emps clean peeps' mess snot, wen the inspector comes you be caught!



Ronald, i can't understand how you earn profits and the highest bids
When you are a registered sex offender who molests the little kids
I mean the only meal that makes you happy are the money budgets
You needed a makeover and finished feeling on your mcnuggets

You hide your face because it's ugly with or without make-up
Your a joke when you look in ya mirror, that's why ya'll broke up
My sandwiches don't appear kingly to the lowly peasants
Using Ronald for my personal footstool in his mom's presence

Old Mcdonald had a farm and since your birth, it was your dwelling
Reason you have that retarded smile is cuz you never learned spelling
You never made millions so you advertise broke and homeless
Like a prostitute begging in the streets, your so poor and hopeless

I stole your girl (1) you were so busy, you ain't know she had a big mac!
I fed her my triple whopper last night and she was just lovin' dat!
Your food is so trash, my whopper junior gives you a quarter pounder
Toss you over like beef patties on the grill, i'm cookin' Flounder

I'm the king burning over a hundred fifty degrees, you can't stand the heat
Your cheesy burgers aren't concrete so dump them all in the potty seat
Ridin' dirty in the back seat to BK so me and all my homies can eat
Diss my crown, well your dad's gamete made you a mystery meat

I'm dissin' this clown til his smile falls to a frown as he falls to the ground!
I'm a world renown king of fast food, a royal noun in da cape town!
Ronald's just foolin' around, time to put him down and reclaim my crown!

Debate Round No. 2


Admit it readers, Burger King's a pee-er of warm white stuff called milk
His French fries look like strips of spider-spun salted, non salubrious silk!
The Proud Whopper is so gung-ho, cocky n haughty that he became soggy
That was quite naughty but the King just sits and grins saying nothing bossy

At least in my restaurant I take control over the bad deeds bein done
Somebody steals, I wail until the security guards come n takes em
You say have it your way and let people rob you, the food's underdone [2]
Burger King, I'm your boss and here's the truth: you look like an evil bum

LeBron James is replacing the Burger King so limit your purchase to 3 quarter pound hamburger
The reason for this is cuz the 4th quarter never shows up! The current "king" s a recipe burglar [1]

Robin Williams passed 'way and your fast fued restaurant brought back chicken fries
It's bittersweet symphony but it doesn't look like your going to let out any sad cries!
Your all new bacon sundae sounds utterly disgusting, the loners are da onlyuns who try [3]
The TV tells the customers dat your better than me but da advertisement is such a lie!

You pledge to take a huge step in the direction of healthier nutrition
I'm not mistaken how you gon lock the doors as a chosen solution
BK is not only a robber of our treats, but also a hacker of the MD treats
We sell healthy veggie burritos and you sell yucky processed meats!

You should be ashamed of your hair style
That was so last generation, ya bulldog smile
I'll beat the bile out of you, crazy franchise maker
My buildings are real worldwide, yours are faker

You think I never learned spelling well look at me rap!
To me and all the business I make ya better tip yo cap!
Just hand all your cafes to me, along with your money
Im taking over all fast food restaurants, you a patsy!

[3] sorry for the language but it's hilarious:


Ronald said i was milk, lets not get this picture blurry
I can't understand garglin' on your mcflurry
I'm haughty, so all because of that, i'm soggy?
You ain't progressed, lil Mcburgers all foggy (1)

You started from the bottom then your degree in college
Got your dream job makin' this overrated Mcgarbage! (2)
How you gon' tell me what's wrong? When this don't look right!
Even clowns don't find this funny, now that's dat crap i don't like!

Allow me to admit, yes i confess to the crime, i am a robber
But you stealin' wages cuz that's the only time you go ham burglar! (3)
We can go on and on Ronald about the healthiest food in a ballad (19)
We can't talk man to man, cuz you keep tossin' Wendy's salad (4)

After this battle, we all will watch you n' your business pack
I came here to drop a bomb on you, give me my menu back!
Look at you rap?!? You misread the letter, look at you wrap!
Ronald miscounted his bets, allow me to give him half back!

Allow me to open a letter from tall stores to sever the bond wars!
Then i get the chains to fetter ya scum corps n' bring you on all fours!
With ya cash, knit myself a sweater, raw sports as i litter the time scores!
Move the food debtor past ports cuz my burgers are better than all yours! (5)

My backhand flipped your girl over like a pancake on my special salad plate
At BK's breakfast, we're on the wait, i asked "want some fries with that shake?"
Your girl said "please Burger King! let me touch your gold, it shines bright in spring!"
I said "Nah bimbo, before you touch my bling, you have to first kiss my onion ring"

When i ride through these streets, all hail me as King and praise my richness!
50 Cent drops my name in his beats (6) Even G's respect me cuz i'm ambitious!
Don't try n' grill wit' me, i'll burn ya meats, i'm the hottest in hell's own kitchen!
Feedin' the needy with these sheets of aluminum cuz i have a noble mission!







6. "If I ain't rap 'cause I flipped burgers at Burger King" 21 questions
Debate Round No. 3
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Posted by JasperFrancisShickadance 2 years ago
I actually think the opposite, G_G.. :)
Posted by General_Grievous 2 years ago
BK fries are better than McD, but McD burgers are waaaayyy better than BK. I'll go order a sandwich from McD and drive accross the street and order fries from BK.
Posted by Truth_seeker 2 years ago
I'm not that good with the Burger King persona lol, but i can do others depending on which ones they are.
Posted by Truth_seeker 2 years ago
lol Richard, i was trying to say that i owned Ronald's girl which makes him my slave.
Posted by Truth_seeker 2 years ago

alright, no one really voted on this, but if ya'll could, who do you think would've won if you voted in this Christian rap battle?
Posted by Truth_seeker 2 years ago
lol yea, i somehow felt her lines were more solid, dang your right.
Posted by Truth_seeker 2 years ago
disregard the 19, dropped that by mistake lol
Posted by Truth_seeker 2 years ago
I think we should set this to judge vote
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Vote Placed by RichardCypher 2 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: both had good sources. but i find it hard to credit con with points for the mrs ronald mcdonald videos even as a flip because if anything she makes ronald look great. pro was more descriptive; con was more aggressive which is a good thing. pro used more symbolism con used more directness. pro's lyrics had me thinking, didn't have to think too much with con's stuff. flow is vocal--that's been proved on here. jasper had better creative lyrical delivery. con had better bark. it's even.
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Reasons for voting decision: Con wins sources hands down, However Jasper had better flow and raps so he gains the Arguments points.
Vote Placed by ShadowKingStudios 2 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: This was good. Better than I thought it turn out. If this was SW, it be Jasper cuz held the flame til Con's last round. With, I must judge this backwards. Con. I like I said many time, you usually show up late to the party, but when you do show late in the hour, you hit hard. The last 3 paragraphs were solid hits, great job with ending with the 50 Cent ref, it gave BK street cred. You earn C and S&G. But Pro choose this debate, I believe, because she knew she could win it. She held the momentum in her favor both rounds, clearly smashing Con in R2. In R3, the Lebron ref was clever, the sources gave her lyrical jabs more potency (1)(3), her adopting the Ronald persona, allowed her lyrics to come off genuine--this is also part of what Hip Hop calls "being in the zone". Pro was in a zone. She just might be the best female DDO rapper and at 14--Lil Wow Wow, huh? MCA & MRS.