Satan is not an evil demon.
| Started: | 5/7/2012 | Category: | Miscellaneous |
| Updated: | 1 year ago | Status: | Post Voting Period |
| Viewed: | 889 times | Debate No: | 23463 |
 Pro This is for CheeseDingo1’s troll debate tourney. Hello everyone. I am here to spread the good word of Satan! See, I have recently seen a disturbing trend in which Satan is portrayed as an evil demon that wants to corrupt your soul and destroy God. This is simply not true. Satan just wants to help you. He wants to be your friend. I will try to show this. First round for acceptance. (BTW Font is Fangsong. It looks sexy)  Con First of all, I do agree that your font looks sexy. Point conceded. Secondly, I have peremeters. 1) Morals are defined "as all that satan deems is true". 2) Satan is a demon. 3) God is the creator of this world. 4) Alaska is a place of polar bears and tortilla chips. 5) I love dinosaurs. THAT IS ALL! and..... CHEESEDINGO1 ACCEPTS! |
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Pro I first want to thank Cheesedingo for accepting. Ok, on to the parameters he has set out: Con 1. Morals are defined "all that satan deems is true". Our world is corrupt. We are living in a world where no one has good morals. But, they are morals nontheless, corrupt or not. Satan is evil, and since humanity follows evil ways(ie war, sin, distrust, hate, etc.), satan is evil too. 2. Satan is a demon, and my opponent defined demon as "a person with great energy, drive, etc.". He then had "[1]" next to it. He provided no source, and I don't doubt his sources, but I would appreciate a proper link. I will, however, accept his defenition. Anyways, Satan is a person with great energy and drive, but do you know who else has that? Charlie Sheen. Charlie Sheen may have provided us with "Two and a Half Men", which I do admit enjoying to watch in my free time, but Charlie Sheen is a notorious man who is full of sin and is quite evil. Therefor, so is satan. 3. God created this world, and God is known as the ultimate good, and when good exists, so must evil. Satan is that evil. Nuff' said. 4. Alaska, known as the "frozen hell", is satan's second home after detriot. Everyone knows who satan is there. Her name is Sarah Palin. We can all agree on that point. Satan eats tortilla chips, as well. That is simply why most Americans don't like Mexicans. BOOOOO, Cheesedingo, bad boy! No racism! Also, she rides polar bears. They are fast, agile, and overall badass. It's obvious the king of the underworld would stroll in swag. 5. I love dinosaurs. Satan does not like the concept of "love". He make comet. Comet kill dinosaurs. Comet also crush Cheesedingo's dreams. Cheesedingo sad. Now, onto my opponent's case. I completely agree that it is in Detriot. Point given. And eggplant may equal the square root of infinity, but so does cucumber. MY OPPONENT HAS OVERLOOKED THIS POINT. Cucumber, as everyone knows, is the ultimate weakness of satan, besides clorox wipes(more on this later). Cucumbers are the weakness of satan, and satan is therefor scared of the place that posesses it: COSTCO. Costco will bring about the destruction of satan. How is this relevant, you may ask? Even I, who wrote this to pass on the information, do not know. And just because satan can summon sex slaves does not make him a good person. I, in fact, can do the same. I am far from a good person. Trust me. >:D And onto my opponents case on Russia. He may have made ice cream, but he only did that as a diversion so that they may not eat cucumbers. He was diverting it, distorting their vision so they would not see that they were being tricked. And satan did not stop the Nuclear War. Dr. Manhatten did [1]. Now, onto my case. Satan is a meany. He lives in detroit. It is a very bad place. Eminem was born and raised there[2], and he emerged from hell itself. Alice Cooper was born there too[2]. Satan made ice cream, but he also made pistachio ice cream, which is crap. He is a bad person. That is my case. Your move, pro. [1]Watchmen movie. [2]http://www.scribd.com... |
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Pro "And eggplant may equal the square root of infinity, but so does cucumber. MY OPPONENT HAS OVERLOOKED THIS POINT." No I haven't. It just wasn't relevant. "Cucumber, as everyone knows, is the ultimate weakness of satan, besides clorox wipes(more on this later). Cucumbers are the weakness of satan, and satan is therefor scared of the place that posesses it: COSTCO. Costco will bring about the destruction of satan. How is this relevant, you may ask? Even I, who wrote this to pass on the information, do not know." You are wrong. Satan loves Costco (As stated above, I saw him there shopping for toilet paper), but just stays out of the Cucumber Isle. "And just because satan can summon sex slaves does not make him a good person. I, in fact, can do the same. I am far from a good person. Trust me. >:D" That is because you do not follow the correct set of rules. You follow Antisatanism, which makes you a bad person, not the sex slave part. "And onto my opponents case on Russia. He may have made ice cream, but he only did that as a diversion so that they may not eat cucumbers. He was diverting it, distorting their vision so they would not see that they were being tricked. And Satan did not stop the Nuclear War. Dr. Manhatten did [1]." Dr. Manhatten is a lunatic. He only wants you to believe that he stopped nuclear war. His name is an anagram of Damn Art Then. He hates art, but yet Russia is full of art. Why would he prevent the war if the war meant that art would be destroyed? "Now, onto my case. Satan is a meany. He lives in Detroit. It is a very bad place. Eminem was born and raised there[2], and he emerged from hell itself. Alice Cooper was born there too[2]. Satan made ice cream, but he also made pistachio ice cream, which is crap. He is a bad person. That is my case." Satan lives in Detroit because he loves cars. Alice Cooper is a cool dude. Eminem is not a violinist; therefore your argument is invalid. Some people like Pistachio ice cream. SATAN ALSO MADE ROCKY ******* ROAD. Therefore he cannot be a bad person. Con I first thank bossy for his argument and I look forward to this debate. First, attack my opponent's attacks, and then show his flaws. No I haven't. It just wasn't relevant. Irrelevant?!?! I say, good sir. This point is far from irrelevant. It is actually the basis of argument on the weaknesses of satan, which my opponent still has yet to argue against. You are wrong. Satan loves Costco (As stated above, I saw him there shopping for toilet paper), but just stays out of the Cucumber Isle. He loves Costco? I say good sir. That is again, incorrect. He not only has to avoid the cucumber, but the eggplant as well, as my opponent stated. And the ice cream. You may be asking yourself " But Cheesedingo, satan created ice cream. Wouldn't he enjoy it?" Well when you see fecal matter from you, do you have the desire to taste it? I say, lets not be vulgar. Of course you don't. And for all of the mothers out there, since it is mother's day. Do you have the desire to eat your children? Of course not. Let us not be barbaric. That is because you do not follow the correct set of rules. You follow Antisatanism, which makes you a bad person, not the sex slave part. Correct set of rules? And what is that: the satan set of rules? I am indeed not satan, and I am indeed not satanistic, but I can summon sex slaves. How is this relevant? Dr. Manhatten is a lunatic. He only wants you to believe that he stopped nuclear war. His name is an anagram of Damn Art Then. He hates art, but yet Russia is full of art. Why would he prevent the war if the war meant that art would be destroyed? Haven't you seen the movie? He did it because less people would die since he did this. But he targeted cities such as Birlin, London, and Paris. All of which have much more art i'm sure in each city alone than in Russia. He can still hate art and stop a war. Satan lives in Detroit because he loves cars. Alice Cooper is a cool dude. Eminem is not a violinist; therefore your argument is invalid. Some people like Pistachio ice cream. SATAN ALSO MADE ROCKY ******* ROAD. Therefore he cannot be a bad person. My opponents argument is very well here. Detroit may love cars, but they are all crappy compared to European cars. No argument there. Alice Cooper is a psycho, and appreciates cucumbers, the ultimate weakness to satan. Therefore, they are not compatible. Your argument on Eminem is almost flawless, but Eminem doesn't play the oboe either. Your point is negated. Satan may have made good ice cream, but he has made bad ice cream too, making him not nice. ===================================================================================== Now, onto the points he has missed. 1. He did not attack this point. 2. He has not attacked this point. 3. Not attacked. 4.Not attacked. 5. Not attacked. My opponent did not attack any of my cases, which is my entire argument. Therefore, his argument should not be counted until he attacks my points. Back to you, Bossy. |
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Pro
I first thank cheesemeister for his argument and I look forward to this debate. I will first attack my opponent's attacks on my attacks, and then show his flaws.
Con cheesedingo1 forfeited this round. |
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