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bossyburrito
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cheesedingo1
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Satan is not an evil demon.

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Started: 5/7/2012 Category: Miscellaneous
Updated: 5 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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bossyburrito

Pro


This is for CheeseDingo1’s troll debate tourney.


Hello everyone. I am here to spread the good word of Satan! See, I have recently seen a disturbing trend in which Satan is portrayed as an evil demon that wants to corrupt your soul and destroy God. This is simply not true. Satan just wants to help you. He wants to be your friend. I will try to show this. First round for acceptance. (BTW Font is Fangsong. It looks sexy)


cheesedingo1

Con

First of all, I do agree that your font looks sexy. Point conceded.

Secondly, I have peremeters.

1) Morals are defined "as all that satan deems is true".

2) Satan is a demon.

3) God is the creator of this world.

4) Alaska is a place of polar bears and tortilla chips.

5) I love dinosaurs.

THAT IS ALL!

and.....

CHEESEDINGO1 ACCEPTS!
Debate Round No. 1
bossyburrito

Pro

I first want to thank Cheesedingo for accepting. Ok, on to the parameters he has set out:
1.Accepted
2.I would like to define demon as: A
person with great energy, drive, etc. {1}
3.Accepted
4.FVCK YEAH
5.Thats cool. I like those dinosaurs with the sick-a$$ spike things on its back, and the horns on its head.

Ok. Now onto my case. Satan, as you are well aware, resides in hell. Now, think about hell for a minute. Where is it? Anyone with a brain would know the answer to be Detroit. What does that matter, you may ask? I have no idea. I would like you to direct your attention to the video (Skip to the fifteen minute mark)
This clearly shows that the square root of infinity is actually Eggplant. If the eggplant is able to see the sky, I can see the earth. If I can see the earth, I can see how Satan helps me. I mean, he lets me have sex with as many people as I wish. How can a person like that NOT be cool? He can also summon sex slaves for you. That is awesome. These things all point to one conclusion: Russia. You see, after Chernobyl, Russia went into a deep depression. They kept eating ice cream to ease their pain. How does this relate to Satan? Simple. Satan is the inventor of Ice Cream. If Russia had no ice cream, it would have nuked everyone out of sadness. This clearly shows how Satan is not evil. He prevented Nuclear War.

Your move, con.

cheesedingo1

Con

I first thank bossy for his argument and I look forward to this debate. First, I will say how my perimeters are relivant, and then attack my opponent's case, and then state my case.

1. Morals are defined "all that satan deems is true".
Our world is corrupt. We are living in a world where no one has good morals. But, they are morals nontheless, corrupt or not. Satan is evil, and since humanity follows evil ways(ie war, sin, distrust, hate, etc.), satan is evil too.

2. Satan is a demon, and my opponent defined demon as "a person with great energy, drive, etc.". He then had "[1]" next to it. He provided no source, and I don't doubt his sources, but I would appreciate a proper link. I will, however, accept his defenition.
Anyways, Satan is a person with great energy and drive, but do you know who else has that? Charlie Sheen. Charlie Sheen may have provided us with "Two and a Half Men", which I do admit enjoying to watch in my free time, but Charlie Sheen is a notorious man who is full of sin and is quite evil. Therefor, so is satan.

3. God created this world, and God is known as the ultimate good, and when good exists, so must evil. Satan is that evil. Nuff' said.

4. Alaska, known as the "frozen hell", is satan's second home after detriot. Everyone knows who satan is there. Her name is Sarah Palin. We can all agree on that point. Satan eats tortilla chips, as well. That is simply why most Americans don't like Mexicans. BOOOOO, Cheesedingo, bad boy! No racism! Also, she rides polar bears. They are fast, agile, and overall badass. It's obvious the king of the underworld would stroll in swag.

5. I love dinosaurs. Satan does not like the concept of "love". He make comet. Comet kill dinosaurs. Comet also crush Cheesedingo's dreams. Cheesedingo sad.

Now, onto my opponent's case.
I completely agree that it is in Detriot. Point given. And eggplant may equal the square root of infinity, but so does cucumber. MY OPPONENT HAS OVERLOOKED THIS POINT. Cucumber, as everyone knows, is the ultimate weakness of satan, besides clorox wipes(more on this later). Cucumbers are the weakness of satan, and satan is therefor scared of the place that posesses it: COSTCO. Costco will bring about the destruction of satan. How is this relevant, you may ask? Even I, who wrote this to pass on the information, do not know. And just because satan can summon sex slaves does not make him a good person. I, in fact, can do the same. I am far from a good person. Trust me. >:D
And onto my opponents case on Russia. He may have made ice cream, but he only did that as a diversion so that they may not eat cucumbers. He was diverting it, distorting their vision so they would not see that they were being tricked. And satan did not stop the Nuclear War. Dr. Manhatten did [1].

Now, onto my case.

Satan is a meany. He lives in detroit. It is a very bad place. Eminem was born and raised there[2], and he emerged from hell itself. Alice Cooper was born there too[2]. Satan made ice cream, but he also made pistachio ice cream, which is crap. He is a bad person. That is my case.

Your move, pro.

[1]Watchmen movie.
[2]http://www.scribd.com...
Debate Round No. 2
bossyburrito

Pro

"And eggplant may equal the square root of infinity, but so does cucumber. MY OPPONENT HAS OVERLOOKED THIS POINT."

No I haven't. It just wasn't relevant.

"Cucumber, as everyone knows, is the ultimate weakness of satan, besides clorox wipes(more on this later). Cucumbers are the weakness of satan, and satan is therefor scared of the place that posesses it: COSTCO. Costco will bring about the destruction of satan. How is this relevant, you may ask? Even I, who wrote this to pass on the information, do not know."

You are wrong. Satan loves Costco (As stated above, I saw him there shopping for toilet paper), but just stays out of the Cucumber Isle.

"And just because satan can summon sex slaves does not make him a good person. I, in fact, can do the same. I am far from a good person. Trust me. >:D"

That is because you do not follow the correct set of rules. You follow Antisatanism, which makes you a bad person, not the sex slave part.

"And onto my opponents case on Russia. He may have made ice cream, but he only did that as a diversion so that they may not eat cucumbers. He was diverting it, distorting their vision so they would not see that they were being tricked. And Satan did not stop the Nuclear War. Dr. Manhatten did [1]."

Dr. Manhatten is a lunatic. He only wants you to believe that he stopped nuclear war. His name is an anagram of Damn Art Then. He hates art, but yet Russia is full of art. Why would he prevent the war if the war meant that art would be destroyed?

"Now, onto my case.

Satan is a meany. He lives in Detroit. It is a very bad place. Eminem was born and raised there[2], and he emerged from hell itself. Alice Cooper was born there too[2]. Satan made ice cream, but he also made pistachio ice cream, which is crap. He is a bad person. That is my case."

Satan lives in Detroit because he loves cars. Alice Cooper is a cool dude. Eminem is not a violinist; therefore your argument is invalid. Some people like Pistachio ice cream. SATAN ALSO MADE ROCKY ******* ROAD. Therefore he cannot be a bad person.
cheesedingo1

Con

I first thank bossy for his argument and I look forward to this debate. First, attack my opponent's attacks, and then show his flaws.

No I haven't. It just wasn't relevant.

Irrelevant?!?! I say, good sir. This point is far from irrelevant. It is actually the basis of argument on the weaknesses of satan, which my opponent still has yet to argue against.

You are wrong. Satan loves Costco (As stated above, I saw him there shopping for toilet paper), but just stays out of the Cucumber Isle.

He loves Costco? I say good sir. That is again, incorrect. He not only has to avoid the cucumber, but the eggplant as well, as my opponent stated. And the ice cream. You may be asking yourself " But Cheesedingo, satan created ice cream. Wouldn't he enjoy it?" Well when you see fecal matter from you, do you have the desire to taste it? I say, lets not be vulgar. Of course you don't. And for all of the mothers out there, since it is mother's day. Do you have the desire to eat your children? Of course not. Let us not be barbaric.

That is because you do not follow the correct set of rules. You follow Antisatanism, which makes you a bad person, not the sex slave part.

Correct set of rules? And what is that: the satan set of rules? I am indeed not satan, and I am indeed not satanistic, but I can summon sex slaves. How is this relevant?

Dr. Manhatten is a lunatic. He only wants you to believe that he stopped nuclear war. His name is an anagram of Damn Art Then. He hates art, but yet Russia is full of art. Why would he prevent the war if the war meant that art would be destroyed?

Haven't you seen the movie? He did it because less people would die since he did this. But he targeted cities such as Birlin, London, and Paris. All of which have much more art i'm sure in each city alone than in Russia. He can still hate art and stop a war.

Satan lives in Detroit because he loves cars. Alice Cooper is a cool dude. Eminem is not a violinist; therefore your argument is invalid. Some people like Pistachio ice cream. SATAN ALSO MADE ROCKY ******* ROAD. Therefore he cannot be a bad person.

My opponents argument is very well here. Detroit may love cars, but they are all crappy compared to European cars. No argument there. Alice Cooper is a psycho, and appreciates cucumbers, the ultimate weakness to satan. Therefore, they are not compatible. Your argument on Eminem is almost flawless, but Eminem doesn't play the oboe either. Your point is negated. Satan may have made good ice cream, but he has made bad ice cream too, making him not nice.

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Now, onto the points he has missed.

1. He did not attack this point.

2. He has not attacked this point.

3. Not attacked.

4.Not attacked.

5. Not attacked.

My opponent did not attack any of my cases, which is my entire argument. Therefore, his argument should not be counted until he attacks my points.

Back to you, Bossy.
Debate Round No. 3
bossyburrito

Pro

I first thank cheesemeister for his argument and I look forward to this debate. I will first attack my opponent's attacks on my attacks, and then show his flaws.

Irrelevant?!?! I say, good sir. This point is far from irrelevant. It is actually the basis of argument on the weaknesses of satan, which my opponent still has yet to argue against.


Satan has many weaknesses, like Halibut. He simply avoids it.

He loves Costco? I say good sir. That is again, incorrect. He not only has to avoid the cucumber, but the eggplant as well, as my opponent stated. And the ice cream. You may be asking yourself " But Cheesedingo, satan created ice cream. Wouldn't he enjoy it?" Well when you see fecal matter from you, do you have the desire to taste it? I say, lets not be vulgar. Of course you don't. And for all of the mothers out there, since it is mother's day. Do you have the desire to eat your children? Of course not. Let us not be barbaric.

Ok, so that is only three aisles. You have failed to show that Satan can't simply avoid the aisles. (BTW crap is delicious)

Correct set of rules? And what is that: the satan set of rules? I am indeed not satan, and I am indeed not satanistic, but I can summon sex slaves. How is this relevant?

To quote earlier in the debate "And just because satan can summon sex slaves does not make him a good person. I, in fact, can do the same. I am far from a good person. Trust me. >:D"
I am showing you that the antisatanism is worse than the overall goodness of being able to summon sex slaves, which is why you have the net loss of good.


Haven't you seen the movie?

No.

He did it because less people would die since he did this. But he targeted cities such as Birlin, London, and Paris. All of which have much more art i'm sure in each city alone than in Russia. He can still hate art and stop a war.


So in order to save people’s lives, he stops a war but then attacks SOME OF THE BIGGEST CITIES IN THE WORLD? He is insane.

My opponents argument is very well here. Detroit may love cars, but they are all crappy compared to European cars.

The farther away from France, the better.

No argument there. Alice Cooper is a psycho, and appreciates cucumbers, the ultimate weakness to satan.

Opposites attract. That’s why you are my lover.

Therefore, they are not compatible. Your argument on Eminem is almost flawless, but Eminem doesn't play the oboe either. Your point is negated.

You are overlooking something here. Only Bo Burnham can play the oboe. "Oh Bo, play that Oboe" Your negate is negated.
Satan may have made good ice cream, but he has made bad ice cream too, making him not nice.

Ok, so rocky roads goodness level is 9001, and Pecan's is -9000. That still would mean that Satan is good. That is, unless you are to say that Pecan is worse than the Goodness of Rocky Road.



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Now, onto the points he has missed.

1. He did not attack this point.

2. He has not attacked this point.

3. Not attacked.

4.Not attacked.

5. Not attacked.

My opponent did not attack any of my cases, which is my entire argument. Therefore, his argument should not be counted until he attacks my points.


Back to you, Bossy.



WTF? I swear to god that i typed out stuff for those. God Damn it, we'll do it live.

1. You have not proven that Satan is evil, yet I have proved that he is good.
2. Sources in the last round, which would be this one. Also, Charlie Sheen is Winning. Case closed.

3. Quite.

" The LORD is a jealous God, filled with vengeance and wrath. He takes revenge on all who oppose him and furiously destroys his enemies! The LORD is slow to get angry, but his power is great, and he never lets the guilty go unpunished. He displays his power in the whirlwind and the storm. The billowing clouds are the dust beneath his feet. At his command the oceans and rivers dry up, the lush pastures of Bashan and Carmel fade, and the green forests of Lebanon wilt. In his presence the mountains quake, and the hills melt away; the earth trembles, and its people are destroyed. Who can stand before his fierce anger? Who can survive his burning fury? His rage blazes forth like fire, and the mountains crumble to dust in his presence. The LORD is good. When trouble comes, he is a strong refuge. And he knows everyone who trusts in him. But he sweeps away his enemies in an overwhelming flood. He pursues his foes into the darkness of night. " (Nahum 1:2-8 NLT)
4.Sarah Palin is worse than anyone. Also, Tortilla chips are popular in america too. Polar bears are f*cking awesome. Everyone has one. Mine is just invisible, and you can't hear it, touch it, or smell it, but i know its there.
5.Pluto kill dinosaurs to warn people about Tyson.



THIS HAS BEEN CHEESEMEISTER9000 VS BOSSYTACO1031!


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SOURCES
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[1]http://dictionary.reference.com...
[2] Video right there. Click it or DIE.


cheesedingo1

Con

cheesedingo1 forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 4
14 comments have been posted on this debate. Showing 1 through 10 records.
Posted by cheesedingo1 4 years ago
cheesedingo1
This debate was freaking awesome
Posted by bossyburrito 4 years ago
bossyburrito
Thanks WSA.
Posted by Wallstreetatheist 5 years ago
Wallstreetatheist
Good debate
Posted by cheesedingo1 5 years ago
cheesedingo1
Seriously?
Posted by Callen13 5 years ago
Callen13
this is my favorite debate on this site.
Posted by bossyburrito 5 years ago
bossyburrito
This debate blew my mind with its amazing logic lol
Posted by cheesedingo1 5 years ago
cheesedingo1
well, honestly, i think u won this. I forfeited, but i didnt want to. Still, you deserve the win.
Posted by bossyburrito 5 years ago
bossyburrito
I even posted it to the unvoted thread.
Posted by cheesedingo1 5 years ago
cheesedingo1
no votes? What's up?
Posted by bossyburrito 5 years ago
bossyburrito
Five hours cheeseman.
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