Einstein, Pascal and Newton are playing a game of hide and seek. It is Einstein's turn to count. When he begins counting, Pascal ran as far as he could while Newton calmly drew a square meter and stood on it. When Einstein finished counting he exclaimed, "I found you Newton!" But Newton shook his head and told Einstein, " You found Newton over square meter, you found PASCAL!"
A mathematician and an engineer agree to take part in an experiment. They were both placed into a room and at the other end was a beautiful naked women. The experimenter said every 30 seconds they would be allowed to travel half the distance between themselves and the women. The mathematician say this is pointless and walks away to continue working. The engineer agrees to carry on away way. The mathematician looks up from his book and says don't you understand that this is pointless because you will never actually reach her? To which the engineer replys so what pretty soon all be close enough for all practical purposes!