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Scientific rap battle

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Started: 9/11/2014 Category: Music
Updated: 2 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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Basically a rap battle using science to diss lol

1) Lyrics
2) bar length
3) jokes
4) originality
5) complexity
6) schemes
7) wordplay
8) aggression
9) disses
10) creativity

First round acceptance


I will most definitely lose this, but nothing can be done now. I accept the challenge Truth_Seeker. I should add that I will suspend my no-abuse rule for this debate. Hai hai hai, let us begin.
Debate Round No. 1


You know what 's ironic? That Ajabi acts like he's atheist
How are you a scientist but believe that God exists?
I'm bout to dissect you, put you in a cloning pod
Cuz at the end of the day, that's how i do jihad
In this battle, we simply have an Islamic terrorist
You're about to get bombed by this sick lyricist

Your momma so stupid, in a lab, when i said it's cell grown, she thought of a cell phone
She asked a real chemist to technically construct one so she can take a selfie home
Your momma so stupid, in biology, when i said gene pool, she was thinkin jean pool (1)
She really needs new clothes, her arab frieds would not want to support a poor fool

Watch me classify you, what you call an afghan pullin the trigga?
Same thing you call them other proclaimed "G's": a sand n*gga
I'ma new breed of Christian, you won't find me in the church
Can't categorize me, better do your scientific research!

I don't need to be gangster workin like other carnivores
I'll eat you myself just like the most brutal dinosaurs
Your incoming raps are meaning, all of them semantics
You couldn't run this battle if you hired quantum mechanics

Dawg, you are a nerd who looks like a bird
You follow what anyone says, by their word
The following is not slang from a small gang
Right now,you bout to go out with a big bang

Don't step to me, if you have a wise mind, obey Einstein
I am as the light, you can't see me or else you go blind
Your going to wish you came back, even as Frankenstein
I'm about to send you straight to hell by the forces of gravity
Not that your miserable existence had any sort of relativity
Opposites attract when i'm hittin' you, it's all negativity

Try everything you can to throw at me, try a laser
I'm too hard to beat, maybe try usin' occam's razor (2)
I'm the mathematical problem you cannot solve
I'll shred you to a single cell, ensure you can't evolve

I'm about to murda this piece of clown fraud
The lab i'm messin up will have the sink clogged
I'm tearin up your genes for fun, cuz i'm playin' god

This is not the end, only the beginning, you bout to get implants
Your going to need to get enhanced, but you'll still go off rants
Screw your philosophical argument, i'm the heaviest element
You bout to get buried in the sand with this lyrical experiment




This may be short, for lack of time,
Okay? you hear? you anaal slime.[1]
Plank's constant[2] couldn't measure the size of your diick
Go suck on Mikal, go on, give it a lick!

Your rhymes suck harder than your mother,
You get back in line you motherfuucker,
Your mom is sucking on my 8 inch shaft
And you know what, your sister ain't half bad

Your proof of the Dawkinian fad[3]
Didn't know Christians could be faggs
Your that one electron alone[4]
Your a stalker, maybe cause you got raaped at home[5]

You lost this before this began,
Time be B theory[6], your life's gonna be sad,
You say you gonna murder me, you can't kill a fly,
Well I fuucked your motha, and your sista, I made 'em cry

Ima biitch slap you so hard, youd then be my kutti[7]
You a moron in the aether[8], there ain't no relativity[8]
So just give up, you know you dont stand a chance,
Just like you never gonna get puussy, you fuuckin wank.

[2] (Please look at the distance value, not the black body radiation value.)
[3]The Selfish Gene (That people will produce offspring to further their genes, especially so when they realize that their offspring is impotent.)
[4]The One Electron Hypothesis as said by Richard Feynman states there is only one electron which seems to be many but simple moves around searching for other electrons to bond with.
[5]Eric Frohmm believed that those who were raped as kids grew older to have greater tendencies to be stalkers.
[6]The B-Theory of Time states that Time is an illusion, and the future and the past are decidedly real. It is the current view held by most physicists including Stephen Hawking.
[8]That the above statement would be true, for it would be in an aether, and would not be bound by the relativistic conditions. For more see:

DISCLAIMER: I mean none of these insults, they are purely in the spirit of the rap battle. While I was given the permission to take help, I did not. This is entirely my own work. I apologize if anyone is offended by anything that has been said: I meant none of it.

Faithfully Yours,
Debate Round No. 2


With these lame apologies, you'll need a paramedic
Because with your self pitying attitude, your pathetic!
Battling me, you absolutely have no self esteem!
Forget inspiration, bring in the whole team!

My homies said "this is what happens when you have an incompetent dad"
And I said "No! This is what happens when you let a rat out of the lab!"
Forget battle rap, you should be pillow fighting, your softer than software!
You've inherited a psychological disorder, that's why you are a care bear
Since that f*g Michelle has the genes of Tinkerbell, i'ma make you a d*ke
Genetically modify you, make you fully express yourself as a hermaphrodite!

I swear, i'm now constructing my intellectual hypothesis
It's full of logical constructs like a long novel synopsis
Brace yourselves we're about to study Ajab's anatomy
To see if rapping is surely not in his brain capacity

Btw don't worry about studying hard to find the Higgs boson
We're about to discover your true split identity plainspoken
Whether it's here where you loathe your own life with curses
I'm about to show your just as horrible as in other multiverses!

I built a time machine using physics to measure the rate of psychological change
So i hopped right in, i rolled it a couple years back n' Ajab's still a weak lame
I recorded my results then i got back in my time machine n' changed the range
So i hopped right in, i rolled it a couple years forward n' Ajab's still the same!

You and your momma daily attend those local iraqi genetic freak shows!
Cuz boy! Your momma doesn't wear horse shoes, she has camel toes!
Before you talk to me about american women in this economic strife
Just know that you have never seen an arab woman in your entire life! (1)

Conclusion? I'm the heaviest element, i body-slammed you through the periodic table!
I showed that you, your mom, your religion, and your raps are nothing but a fable!
You told Dennis you wanted top, Qur'an 26:164-166 shows your a Muslim contradiction!
Call yourself a scientist but have no creativity to test your bars? n*gga you science fiction!



I can obviously not do this. I would ask Truth_Seeker to be gracious enough to delete this debate, as I recently just got to 2.5k Elo and losing it would be quite painful for me. I can of course not force this on him, and if he wants this victory so be it.
Debate Round No. 3


Your so old n' crippled, even microbes don't think you fit the mold! (1)
Your so old that you know exactly where Joseph the Hebrew was sold!
Your mamma so fat, she didn't use plates, she used plate tectonics!
Your mamma so ghetto, not even black people understand her Ebonics!

I have made Ajabi ill at ease cuz i'm spreadin him out like a genetic disease!
I'm destroyin' this dude like i'm grindin' all these chemicals inside blue cheese!
Whenever i hear you say "this house believes in.." i want to scream loud "what?!?"
I want to sew my eyes shut n' say "n*gga you don't live in a house, you live in a mud hut!"

Ajab's not really from Pakistan, he's really a mexican eatin' a bean-filled burrito!
I'm a taxonomist n' guess what i found? That he's that dog from Taco Bell: a Chico! (2)
I won't delete this, i'ma put a scar on Ajab's ELO to teach him not to mess with me!
Lyrically, i'm a ruthless emcee punishin this wanna be bumble bee on a killin spree!

Yo disclaimer is weak and pathetic! Let me read it out loud!:

"I mean none of these insults"
we know cuz we're adults!
"they are purely in the spirit of the rap battle."
This isn't a battle! This is me killin a baby camel!

"While I was given the permission to take help, I did not. This is entirely my own work."
And i just demolished it into a thousand quantum quirks cuz i'm goin totally berzerk!
" I apologize if anyone is offended by anything that has been said: I meant none of it."
I'll slap you so hard for sayin' that, your going to need a tool kit to ignite your brain circuit!

The next time you see me, you better run n*gga! or i'll my wipe my feet on your turban
Strip you of your virgin like a surgeon fixin ya sternum make you carry proof for a burden!

Remember this slogan, make sure that you have this tattoo'd!
Put it on your back! On your brain fat! Put it on your arab mac too! (3)

I can handle sittin' in a booth repentin' for the sake of my youth
Being a seeker, street sweeper (4), Can you handle the Truth?




3. Ajab's owned by an arab pimp or "mac" in slang

4. 12-round revolver style shotgun


I believe this is over. Either take the honorable road and allow me to have this deleted, or accept the victory. No need to continue insulting me.
Debate Round No. 4


Alright, i rest my case.


As TS has not allowed a tie, I concede.
Debate Round No. 5
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Posted by Truth_seeker 2 years ago
haha thanks, i'm saving this to my favorites, this goes in the record
Posted by 9spaceking 2 years ago
now THAT'S a killer rap, Truth Seeker.
Posted by Truth_seeker 2 years ago
Lol I would never challenge you to a serious topic? I was actually preparing for one on Islam. I will debate you soon enough.
Posted by Ajabi 2 years ago
Yeah but he would never challenge me to a debate on a serious topic lol. It would be easy to beat him. Dam n I lost my 2.5k Elo hit.
Posted by Mikal 2 years ago
Don't feel bad ajabi, you may have lost at rap but you beat the crap out of him at life
Posted by Ajabi 2 years ago
I asked that you delete it out of goodwill but okay.
Posted by Truth_seeker 2 years ago
You pretty much want to back out, so it's a concession
Posted by Ajabi 2 years ago
So is it a tie, or a concession so I can mention it.
Posted by Truth_seeker 2 years ago
lol go head, your going to need it :P
Posted by Ajabi 2 years ago
If it is okay I would like to post tomorrow. Also I promise I will write my own, but I can send it to my friends for advice right?
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