Should I put my phone up my butt
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You shouldn't stick a phone up your butt because it would be excruciatingly painful (not fun, I assure you), and it would most likely cause damage to your rectal muscles. There are less painful and less expensive alternatives to sticking a phone up your butt, as well.
Whether or not you actually decide to stick a phone up your butt is irrelevant to this debate. The question is "Should I put a phone up my butt", and the word "should" refers to correctness of your actions . I already explained why you shouldn't stick a phone up your butt, and you didn't provide evidence that your rectal muscles are immune to pain. Your claim is highly improbable.
I suggest finding a male prostitute or an object of less width to suit your needs.
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