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Should Mayo Be Considered A Human Being

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squonk
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 1/27/2016 Category: Miscellaneous
Updated: 1 year ago Status: Post Voting Period
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May0

Pro

Support me or don't I am speaking my opinion. MAYO FOR PRESIDENT!
squonk

Con

This debate is so stupid. It should be deleted.

When you say "mayo" do you mean mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise cannot be considered a human being. If mayonnaise was considered a human being, we'd be considered cannibals. That's unnacceptable. Therefore we must not consider mayonnaise a human being.
Debate Round No. 1
May0

Pro

It should not be deleted and it is not stupid. When I say "mayo" of course I mean mayonnaise what else would it be shortened from? You stated "If mayonnaise was considered a human being, we'd be considered cannibals." that is the reason we should refer to it as human so we are not cannibals and so we should stop eating it. HUMANITY FOR MAYONNAISE. HUMANITY FOR MAYONNAISE. HUMANITY FOR MAYONNAISE. HUMANITY FOR MAYONNAISE. HUMANITY FOR MAYONNAISE. HUMANITY FOR MAYONNAISE. HUMANITY FOR MAYONNAISE.
squonk

Con

You can't make mayonnaise a human being without asking first. So that's what I did. I spoke with the Mayonnaise King yesterday and he informed me that his people PREFER to be eaten. Maybe you don't understand because you're a human. But if you were a mayonnaise, your life purpose would be "getting eaten." It's true: Mayonnaise WANTS to be eaten. We both know it's morally wrong and rude to REFUSE to eat that which WANTS to be eaten.
Debate Round No. 2
May0

Pro

May0 forfeited this round.
squonk

Con

It would be preposterous to consider mayonnaise a human being.
Debate Round No. 3
May0

Pro

May0 forfeited this round.
squonk

Con

Mayo can't be considered a human being because only human beings can be considered a human being.
Debate Round No. 4
May0

Pro

May0 forfeited this round.
squonk

Con

I rest my case.
Debate Round No. 5
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Vote Placed by U.n 1 year ago
U.n
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Reasons for voting decision: Pro forfeited many turns.