Trump is that one of few white trash rednecks who somehow isn't in a trailer and whose sleazy ways actually managed to get him a place on the world that isn't raising an inbred family on the little wage that his farm brings in.
He's not afraid to turn on his own kind (the white trash) and mercilessly abuse them by lowering taxes faster than his dysfunctional half-mast erection does the moment he looks in the mirror.
He's one of the ugliest people who have ever run for president who would look sexier with almost any haircut other than the one he currently has and has had for basically all of the American Apprentice which is a sleazy, toe-curling cringe-filled mimicry of the brilliantly crafted one that Lord Sugar set up and still runs annually.
Trump is filthy rich and isn't going to hide that from his people. He's not in debt to anyone and thousands of very terrified people are in debt to him, not all of them Americans. He's the very opposite of what America currently is in the world and will bring it out of its debt by his raw instincts to turn whatever he is and whatever he has in to filthy rich efficient monstrosities be it his business, his family or his country.
Trump is one of the few presidents who doesn't need to be fake to win this election and also one of the few presidents who wouldn't even if he had to because he's so rich that whoever wins he's still a shark in the waters of America. He has nothing to lose and nothing to gain. He is not likely to abuse the army as he's never been a fan of violent solutions to problems that can be alternatively solved by economic bullying. He'd bring world peace through trade sanctions and be the hero we don't deserve but the one that we need right now.
Trump is sleazy, a natural-born bully of the nonviolent kind and very great at making the smartest remark sound so stupid that when he says a dumb one he actually sounds smart and people admire him. He's such a good liar that he doesn't have to lie. He's so rich that being rich is boring to him and he wants to be president.
He's someone who everyone can find something to hate in and if you're hated by everyone then you're everyone's enemy's enemy and that makes you everyone's ally whether they like it or not.
Trump is not hot enough to commit adultery not horny enough to use his power in that way. He's too good at ripping people off to ever make USA fall into debt and too sleazy to ever pass a law that isn't going to further the needs of those who are contributing to America’s lack of debt by forcing people to work for $1 per hour because we cannot deny that the 0% unemployment rate is worth the starvation and prostitution that would be going on everywhere. I would even think that this would support homosexuals to gain even more exposure than they already have as male prostitutes would likely be pleasing a few and be in higher supply thus cheaper and more commonly used and abused.
I declare Trump to be the most efficient president that USA could ever hope for.