Shrek is a better Ogrelord than Stalin. Shrek defends his people and his followers from all who dare step within his swamp. Stalin was a little passy who got his territory destroyed and couldn't do anything. Stalin should just step off and take a nice, cool gas shower.
Hello, I would like to start out with the fact that Shrek and Stalin are best buds on Cod of Duty. They would Neva fight. Don't h8 m8. Second of all, Stalin has a better scope than Shrek, so he can quick scope better than Shrek. Stalin didn't lose his territory, he gave it away during a white elephant gift exchange, along with his old sniper rifle. He could do something about it. But he didn't, because he was to busy doing more important things. Like arm wrestling Jesus. Shrek should step off and go rape another 10 year old.
The lord high Shrek will shrek all those who dare oppose, him, he is a caring and compassionate ogrelord, caring for all who live in his glorious kingdom. His followers are far and wide, worshipers flock to his swamp, bearing gifts for their greatest of leaders. Unlike the great Ogrelord, however, is Iosif Vissarionovich Dzhugashvili, otherwise known as Joseph Stalin. Stalin was a dictator, hated by his people, and was an overall penis-potato. Shrek is much better because Shrek loves all and gives freely to all his followers his shrekly love, and his sweet, hairy onions.