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Slenderman vs. Jeff, who would win?

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Started: 4/11/2014 Category: Funny
Updated: 2 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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yomama12

Pro

I say Slenderman, who accepts?
wolf24

Con

I accept.
Debate Round No. 1
yomama12

Pro

Slenderman is a tall, slender figure with 8 tentacles extruding his back, and no face. He is considered the most famous of the creepy pastas; horror short stories http://creepypasta.wikia.com.... Slenderman is seen as a figure that lures people into a hypnotic state with his stare (even though he doesn't have a face, weird :P),in this state, the people walk in a trance like state, right into Slendeman's grasp. Once there, nobody really knows what happens to the people once Slenderman gets to them, but many people believes he impales them in one of his eight tentacle, killing them. But nobody really knows. if Jeff the Killer, another creepypasta, tries to fight good ol' slendy, he will become hypnotized, and travel right into sledy's grasp. End of discussion
wolf24

Con

Your turn
Debate Round No. 2
yomama12

Pro

u arent even trying dude vote pro!
wolf24

Con

I'm so sorry! My little brother got on and posted that thinking it would be funny. Now, the argument.

Jeff Dunham, as opposed to slenderman, is a ventriloquist and a stand-up comedian who has appeared on TV shows such as: The Tonight Show, Sonny With a Chance, and The Late Show. So obviously, slenderman's idiotic hypno-stare will only work on his talking dummy. Then, Jeff, being the smart human he is, can simply pull out his .44 magnum, and blow off slenderman's faceless head. Ventriloquists also have the supernatural power to throw their voice, making it sound like they are somewhere else in the room. So once faceless slendy tries to follow the sound, Jeff can pull out his magnum and again, blow Mr. S into oblivion. Slender is an amateur compared to Jeff Dunham. And Jeff is a comedian too, so he's cooler than the slender looking man.

Obviously, Jeff can beat endermanslay any time, any day, with his trusty .44. VOTE NO ON GUN CONTROL!
Debate Round No. 3
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Posted by yomama12 2 years ago
yomama12
really.. i said it in the comments before u did ur arguments, u should have saw it!
Posted by wolf24 2 years ago
wolf24
hahahahahahah!!
Posted by yomama12 2 years ago
yomama12
DUDE I MEANT JEFF THE KILLER! THE CREEPYPASTA GUY WITH WHITE SKIN AND NO EYELIDS THAT LIKES TO KILL PEOPLE! Learn your creepypastas man :P
Posted by yomama12 2 years ago
yomama12
i mean jeff the killer.
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