Soccer is way better than other sports because you have to use your brain to make the right decisions. Good, fast feet are needed, unlike some other sports. It makes you fit and are better than "sports" like curling or something. So soccer totally wins.
Curling is the best sport and is far better than soccer because it is a sport of champions. It gives people who suck at other sports something that they can do well. It makes them feel good about themselves and this is why curling is easily better than soccer.