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Spooky Scary Skeletons

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Started: 10/31/2015 Category: Philosophy
Updated: 1 year ago Status: Post Voting Period
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Jedi4

Pro




Awwwwwwwwwwww yeahhhhhh. It's halloween and I am argue we need to have skeletons that are spooky AND scary. I am pro spooky scary skeletons (hallowed by our dark lord mr skeltal) and con is aganst there being spoopy scary skeletals.

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yomama12

Con

I accept this challenge.
Debate Round No. 1
Jedi4

Pro

Argumentitive numberal uno: the master argument

My argument

SS= spooky skeletons
SO= soceity.
F= properly functioning
G= morally desireable

Premise one: SO(f) iff SS
P2: SO(f) > G
P3 SS is G

premise one is saying socieity only functions if and only if there are spooky skeletons. This is truuey lewy because we all need fear to survive. If there is no fear there is no fear of death no fear of death would entail a morally undesirable qualaity (and qantitiy). We have skeletons and if we dont get the fear of them out there we would all be repressed. Not being afraid means being jadded and dispasinate. Frued said this leads to fear of sexual development and a focus on an anal fixation because there are less bones there. It will cause a sexually backwards society and inhibit reproduction causing the human race to be destroyed. Spooky scary skeletons will give eqaual fear to everything else helping a brave exploration of sexuality and reporoduction. This is a freudian axiom.

Premise two is a moral axiom. We all want that is what is morally desiarable for the human race ~p2 would cause destrotion of our soceity.

Premise 3 follows tutological from the pest premises. We NEED THEM SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS TO SEND SHIVERS DOWN OUR SPINE!!

Argumenttiev 2: Songs

If there are spooky scary skeletons then there becomes more and more songs about them including HEAVY F*CKING METAL MIXES
\m/\m/\m/\m/\m/\m/\m/\m/\m/\m/\m/\m/\m/\m/\m/\m/\m/\m/\m/\m/\m/\m/\m/\m/\m/\m/\m/

Some good sh1t there if I do say so myself.


Arguementtive 3: Anthropology and paleoenonologwhatevr

Most anthropos and palenotos are boring as sh1t and not tough. They are old bastards but with spooky scary skeletons they will become brave or face a job loss. They will be like bruce campbell from the evil dead and create a group of smart tough skeleton fighters to safe gaurd humanity from the evils within
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F*ck yeah
yomama12

Con

A reasonable argument, let us begin.

First of all, my guess is that you are using the dictionary meaning of each word:

Spooky: sinister or ghostly in a way that causes fear and unease.

Scary: frightening; causing fear

Skeletons: the bones of a human or an animal considered as a whole, together forming the framework of the body.
(All definitions taken from Dictionary.com)

1. Its effect on the young and old:

If these skeletons are indeed, spooky and scary, then what would those effects be on the young and old. With the young, something they see that is spooky and scary would probably give the child nightmares, which could make them not want to see anything that is scary, which might make them not want to try any new things because of this fear. With old people, the total scariness of it might give them a heart attack, which, as you know, could be fatal. In other words, IT SCARS CHILDREN AND KILLS OLD PEOPLE. Need I say more? I will anyways(:3).

2: effect on Earth.

Now lets look at our glorious planet Earth. Well, the total MLGness of these spooky scary skeletons could overflow everyones brains with data of awesomeness, causing cranial rupture. In other words, it would blow up everyones heads from the MLG power, wiping out the population. If not that, the radiating heat from the MLG power could melt the polar ice caps, flooding everything and turning us into slimy fish people! (Also, the song could invite the events of the "Get Shwifty" episode of the TV show "Rick and Morty", as you can see the entire episode to the right-> http://www.dailymotion.com...

As you can see, the power of the spooky scary skeletons would wipe out the entire human race if we let them continue to exist. I await my opponent.
Debate Round No. 2
Jedi4

Pro

Nice argues real head scratchies.

1. Its effect on the young and old:

I care not about what happens to the old, the old have their time on the planent they did there stuffs fought in the war, they need to be put down after 60. It will help overpopulation and it will be easier on everyone. Dimentia rates would decrease, the rate of people who need pills to live would decrease, crime would decrase (those old people gangs are out of control) number of pinched cheeks would decrease, ect. The effect on the old is a REASON to support the resolution. tl;dr, kill the old people.

What about the youngies? CHildren going thru nightmares will decrease their fear of other things. THe only way to overcome your fears is to face them! THe youngies only be scared of the skeletons because they are abnormal (if your family were werewolf people you wont be afraid of werewolves). The future youngies will be brave against them with minimul fear. We shouldnt base everything on the current young generation.

2: effect on Earth.

You can block the effects of awesome radation by using a tin foil hat then graudally exposing yourself to it till you can bask in the glow of awesomeness (f*ck yeah).

MLG radation doesnt affect the polor ace caps. the cold melts the MLG radation and the spooky skeletons freeze up and cannot move. MLG needs a warm medium to move in, too cold and it drops off. I have seen the Rick and Morties i get the show in romania and its good. Taking a sh1t on the floor could invite some good thigns to happen, but we are talking about skeletons not a big floating head.


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Bac k to conny boy, SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!
yomama12

Con

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Debate Round No. 3
Jedi4

Pro

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yomama12

Con

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Debate Round No. 4
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Posted by UtherPenguin 1 year ago
UtherPenguin
Skeletons are a danger to society
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