The Instigator
RationalMadman
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Winning
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The Contender
Anti-atheist
Con (against)
Losing
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Stalin vs Hitler rap battle

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RationalMadman
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 12/23/2012 Category: Entertainment
Updated: 4 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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Debate Rounds (5)
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RationalMadman

Pro

Pro=Stalin
Con=Hitler

I challenged anti-atheist because he is a hitler supporter while I am a stalin supporter.

No rules apart from First round is for Acceptance only.
Anti-atheist

Con

I accept this debate.

Your stalin raps better be in shape
Debate Round No. 1
RationalMadman

Pro

I'm a communist of the finest order,
Being bada$$ is my most prominent disorder,
I let not German b!tches through the border,
I let one of my sons die in your puny camp and gave no sh!t about my daughter,
You think you are cynical, a genius maybe even a villain?
While you're concerning yourself with a few scrawny Jews, I be mass-killing,
I kill by the millions, in total 20 million you only killed 11 million, were you masturbating?.. Chilling?
BAHAHA! I'm a Russian, my moustache is longer than yours,
I have a larger brain, greater hotness rating and longer penis too of course,
When I walk in a room, men wet themselves like wh0res!
I am the boss, I run the system, I rewrite laws...

You were a man of "intelligence", "elegance" and supposed 'democracy',
A socialist... Capitalist... Nationalist... What was your presidency other than a series of hypocrisy?
Your symbol? Stolen from the Hindu religion,
Your regime? The likes of that made by children,
Your moustache? Stolen from Charlie Chaplin,
Your death? A coward's way out of everything.

You're a man who knows no nobility,
Knows no to act in a manner of humility,
You are just a raging lunatic, of minimal ability,
Your level of stupidity must be cursed by something of divinity,
If I were to count the number of mistakes you made in world war two We'd near infinity,
The only true friends you had, were the Japanese,
But I influenced China, where a regime spreads like a pandemic disease,
I brainwashed not millions but BILLIONS of people,
North Korea understood me after I was gone, they didn't see me as evil,
I've died a successful monster, the devil in a human form,
You died a suicidal cowering pu$$y who had only one testicle left to ejaculate from.

I'm a man, I'm a monster, I'm the devil,
You're a boy, an ugly attempt as being god, idiotic on a whole new level,
I'm a nihilistic atheist, you're a nihilistic catholic,
What kind of sh!t is that you dumbfvck with a tiny dick?!
You had no morals, had no ultimate goal,
You were capitalist one day, socialist the next, You dug yourself a hole,
And every time you opened your filthy mouth it just got worse,
I mean for a president, you sure didn't understand the word 'rehearse',
You Nazi scum, you kill for colour, disability and creed,
I only killed out of necessity, of unavoidable need!

You had no morality, yet claimed to be a man of God,
The things you did, were terrible but you seem to think God would have forgot...
I accepted my immorality,
I was as amoral as can be,
As handsome a president as the world might wish to see,
As beautifully cruel a man as the devil would envy,
I did not kill for disability, I did not kill for race,
I merely killed to win the presidential war, I killed at a steady pace.

You are the epitome of a failure,
The pinnacle of all fools,
I'm a man who followed his philosophy so pure,
I used all necessary tools,
I stuck by communism,
To the bitter, ugly end,
You overcame your competition,
By acting like a friend,
You're a faker, you're a joke,
I'm a devil, I'm the yin to the yan of the pope,
Everything about you is revolting, How did you cope?
Oh that's right you didn't you metaphorically hung your ugly self, your wife and dog with a Nazi-scum worthy rope.
Anti-atheist

Con

Stalin puts the dick in dictator
Hes a masterbater
Stalin cant top hiter anyday of the week.
He has an ugly beak.

Stalin was a closet homo
He likes to spend time with the monkey bobo
Hes gay like dr. lobo
He cannot even throw bowl!

Nazis are the best
We take lots of treasure chests.
Become one NOW
or burn in hell
Debate Round No. 2
RationalMadman

Pro

You want to know the saddest part?
Is that you wrote that from the heart,
That's the depth of your personality, the ending to your start,
You call yourself a masturbator, me a closet homo,
When in reality all that you are's a faggot fo sho'...

Anyway, down to business,
Something you never got down to,
You want to know what the relative length, to mine, that your rap is?
The length of your dick, how many inches? Two.

I'm just curious,
Why did you do this?
Were you nervous,
Or were you taking the p!ss?
It's rather ironic, like a baby versus sonic,
The hedgehog, yeah that's me,
Sega loves my a$$ you see,
The Sega is the devil,
The devil is my friend,
It's why I'm raving in hell,
You're regretting you life's end.

The devil hates you, in every respect,
You followed his way of life yet you would always reject,
Any aspect of the devil from your philosophy,
Now you can enjoy a cold dish of revenge for eternity.
I embraced the devil, I didn't quite believe he existed
Yet I never ever denied it, I just went on and persisted,
When the religious shunned me, I fought through the hate and persisted,
Bullied like a b*tch at school for being Georgian, I was always a dissed kid,
But I eventually avenged all those b!tches badly, they ENVIED what I did.

Joseph Stalin is not even my name!
I just changed it to Russian for fame!
I played people like they were pawns and life was just a chess game!
I was bornIoseb Besarionis dze Dzhugashvili,
I'm sexy as hell, hot as a Mexican chili,
If you disagree you're either Communist and acting silly,
Or you're just retarded with a tiny willy.

Your rap was as short as the times of your success,
My rap is as long as my well-played congress,
You're right I might be gay but I must confess,
That as a gay I'm qualified to you're a disgustingly ugly when undressed.

Bada-bing-bada-boom,
I ride your mom vroom vroom,
Just kiddin',
I didn't,
Inseminate a Nazi b!tches' womb.
Anti-atheist

Con

you try too hard
Because your a tard
you like to rape saint bernards
while drinking Gin
and killing your kin.

Get a life
Or you'll go into strife.
With a britfe
Debate Round No. 3
RationalMadman

Pro

Interesting rap, nope it's a piece of crap
Oh... My... Dear... Me You're so sexy may I fap?
You homophobic, catholic prick, with a tiny d!ck, your attitude to life makes me so sick,
You are a twit, suck on it, no don't suck on your man-tit, whatever, this is it, your rap is just utter sh!t....
Anti-atheist

Con

milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge

I know you want it,
The thing that makes me,
What the guys go crazy for.
They lose their minds,
The way I wind,
I think its time

[Chorus x2]
La la-la la la,
Warm it up.
Lala-lalala,
The boys are waiting

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge

I can see youre on it,
You want me to teach thee
Techniques that freaks these boys,
It can't be bought,
Just know, thieves get caught,
Watch if your smart,

[Chorus x2]
La la-la la la,
Warm it up,
La la-la la la,
The boys are waiting,

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge

Oh, once you get involved,
Everyone will look this way-so,
You must maintain your charm,
Same time maintain your halo,
Just get the perfect blend,
Plus what you have within,
Then next his eyes are squint,
Then he's picked up your scent,

[Chorus x2]
Lala-lalala,
Warm it up,
Lala-lalala,
The boys are waiting,

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge
Debate Round No. 4
RationalMadman

Pro

Please observe your reaction to your battle with darth vader... It hopefully reflects yours on this... in a week's time ;)
Debate Round No. 5
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Posted by RationalMadman 4 years ago
RationalMadman
You are the definition of pathetic.
Posted by Topiarey 4 years ago
Topiarey
Anti-Atheist... I don't know how you can pull it together.
Posted by RationalMadman 4 years ago
RationalMadman
If that was honestly your actual best...
Posted by emj32 4 years ago
emj32
Must admit Rational, that was a pretty good round.
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Vote Placed by Magic8000 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, And they're like It's better than yours, Damn right it's better than yours, I can teach you, But I have to charge
Vote Placed by imabench 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Towards the end, Con simply gave up and opted for suicide, much like the guy in his profile picture.
Vote Placed by emj32 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Pro had better lyrical content. I don't think Con was really trying either.