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Standardized Testing...the person with the dumbest/craziest points wins

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Started: 3/13/2016 Category: Funny
Updated: 1 year ago Status: Post Voting Period
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binkie

Con

STANDARDIZED TESTING K-12 EDUCATION IN THE UNITED STATES
your claim has to be...
a) random
b) crazy
c) funny
ex: STANDARDIZED TESTING IS HORRIBLE BECAUSE IT IS MADE OF PAPER AND PAPER IS FROM TREES AND TREES ARE FROM THE GROUND AND THE GROUND IS FROM THE EARTH AND THE EARTH IS FROM THE UNIVERSE, THEREFORE WHEN STUDENTS TAKE TESTS, THEY ARE ULTIMATELY WASTING THE UNIVERSE.
i will let the aff go first. so accept this debate, and write your claim(s).
Dbater

Pro

STANDARDIZED TESTING IS A BEAUTIFUL THING. WITHOUT IT, KIDS WOULD BECOME DUMB, AND DUMB PEOPLE ARE LESS KNOWLEDGEABLE OF THE THINGS THAT HARM THE EARTH AND ARE MORE LIKELY TO PRACTICE THESE THINGS, LIKE LITTERING. WITHOUT STANDARDIZED TESTING, DUMBNESS WILL DESTROY THE EARTH WHICH IS PART OF THE UNIVERSE. THUS DESTROYING STANDARDIZED TESTING DESTROYS THE UNIVERSE!!!

THANK Y'ALL FOR YOUR TIME!!! BACK TO CON! >:P
Debate Round No. 1
binkie

Con

YOU ARE WRONG! WITH STANDARDIZED TESTING, KIDS GET STRESSED! AND WITH STRESSED KIDS, THERE IS A LOT OF SADNESS. AND THE EARTH HATES SADNESS. THEREFORE, THE EARTH WILL EXPLODE DUE TO AN OVERDOSE OF SADNESS! ALSO, WHEN THE WORLD IS SAD, THE WORLD GETS COLD. AND WITH COLD, HOT CHOCOLATE WILL BE COLD. IT WILL TURN INTO LIQUID COLD CHOCOLATE. AND NOBODY LIKE LIQUID COLD HOT CHOCOLATE! ACTUALLY, DO YOU KNOW WHO DOES? GRIZZLY BEARS DO! AND WITH COLD HOT CHOCOLATE, GRIZZLY BEARS GROW STRONGER! AND GRIZZLY BEARS ARE THE INSPIRATION TO TEDDY BEARS! AND TEDDY BEARS ARE EVIL! EVERYONE KNOWS THAT! SO IF WE HAVE STANDARDIZED TESTING, TEDDY BEARS WILL TAKE OVER THE EARTH! WELL, AFTER THE WORLD EXPLODES...
OH, AND ALSO, COLDNESS MAKES BACON, PATTIES, AND BURGERS COLD. AND FRENCH FRIES. AND THE GOD OF BACON, PATTIES, FRENCH FRIES, AND BURGERS WILL GET MAD! AND IT WILL KILL YOU! BUT IT LIKES TEDDY BEARS! SO IT WILL HELP THE TEDDY BEARS DESTROY THE WORLD!
Back to pro...
Dbater

Pro

SHENANIGANS!

IT HAS BEEN PROVEN BY PSEUDO-SCIENCES THAT STANDARDIZED TESTS LET YOU LIVE LONGER AND HEALTHIER AND REDUCE STRESS! MY FRIEND'S, NEIGHBOR'S, COUSIN'S, DOG LIVED 100 YEARS BECAUSE HIS OWNER TOOK STANDARDIZED TESTS. THUS, IT IS CONCLUSIVE, YOU NEED STANDARDIZED TESTS OR YOU WILL DIE YOUNG.

GOOD LUCK BEATING THAT KIND OF LOGIC, CON!
Debate Round No. 2
binkie

Con

FIRST, YOU WISELY IGNORED MY INCREDIBLY INTELLIGENT ARGUMENT, BECAUSE YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T HAVE THE BRAINS TO MATCH MY ARGUMENT! WELL, YOU SAY THAT PEOPLE WHO TAKE STANDARDIZED TESTING LIVE LONGER. WELL, GUESS WHAT? SOME PEOPLE ARE ALLERGIC TO PAPER! AN IT IS A DEADLY ALLERGY! IN FACT, A PERSON I KNOW HAS A CONTAGIOUS ALLERGY TO PAPER THAT IS NOW SPREADING ACROSS THE WORLD! WITH A SINGLE TOUCH OF PAPER, THE PERSON WILL DROP DEAD. SO STANDARDIZED TESTING KILLS PEOPLE! GOOD LUCK BEATING MY WISDOM, PRO!
vote con!
Dbater

Pro

YOUR WISDOM IS OBVIOUSLY FLAWED! IF PEOPLE WERE ALLERGIC TO PAPER, PEOPLE WOULD BE ALLERGIC TO TREES AND EVERYONE WOULD DIE! BUT TREES ARE HEALTHY FOR YOU AND THEREFORE STANDARDIZED TESTS ARE ALSO HEALTHY FOR YOU! SO IF WE DONT HAVE STANDARDIZED TESTS WE ALL DIE! YOU WANT US TO DIE, CON??? ANSWER MEEE!!!
Debate Round No. 3
binkie

Con

IN FACT, YES! WHEN PEOPLE DIE, THEY GET REINCARNATED AS A TREE! AND TREES KILL PEOPLE! AND PEOPLE BECOME TREES! THEREFORE, THERE WILL BE A GIANT LOOP. GUESS WHAT ELSE IS A LOOP? A HULA HOOP! GUESS WHO LIKES HULA HOOPS? TEDDY BEARS! AND EVERYONE LOVES TEDDY BEARS! THEREFORE, STANDARDIZED TESTING CAUSES TEDDY BEARS TO BE HAPPY! HAH-HAH! back to pro.
Dbater

Pro

Dbater forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 4
binkie

Con

binkie forfeited this round.
Dbater

Pro

Dbater forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 5
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