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JasperFrancisShickadance
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addcolorfreshguy
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Story of My Life - One Direction - is a dumb song

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JasperFrancisShickadance
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 6/26/2014 Category: Funny
Updated: 2 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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JasperFrancisShickadance

Pro

Whoever accepts this has to be a...a...One Direction Believer -(or whatever) - so you can defend your boys. The song's lyrics don't make sense:

Written in these walls are the stories that I can't explain (Are we cavemen or something?)
I leave my heart open but it stays right here empty for days (I'm surprised you're not dead)
She told me in the morning she don't feel the same about us in her bones (Who's 'she' and what's wrong with her bones?)
Seems to me that when I die these words will be written on my stone (Is that supposed to be sarcastic)

And I'll be gone, gone tonight (kids shouldn't be listening to attempts of suicide!)
The ground beneath my feet is open wide (A PIT???!!!)
The way that I been holding on too tight (You've obviously been holding onto air)
With nothing in between (HHHUUUUHHHHHH....?)

The story of my life ( So HERE'S the story.)
I take her home (911! "She's" been kidnapped!)
I drive all night to keep her warm (Isn't there a better way to keep warm)
And time... is frozen (the story of, the story of) (Is this supposed to be sad? Let it Go...)
The story of my life
I give her hope (She hopes that you'll get arrested for kidnapping)
I spend her love (Now how does that work dearie?)
Until she's broke (...)
Inside (oh I thought you stole from her and she had no money)
The story of my life (the story of, the story of) (Oh yeah. The story of.)

Written on these walls are the colors that I can't change (HEY: you paint over them!!!!!)
Leave my heart open but it stays right here in its cage (ALERT, you have one life left)
I know that in the morning now I see us in the light upon a hill (Light doesnt show reflection, sorry)
Although I am broken, my heart is untamed, still (your heart isn't still, it's beating...)

And I'll be gone, gone tonight (another suicidal thought)
The fire beneath my feet is burning bright (Yep you're dead)
The way that I been holding on so tight (onto air. That's stable)
With nothing in between (Nothing in between your pants, right, right)

The story of my life (ALRIGHT ALREADY, WE GOT IT)
I take her home (...)
I drive all night to keep her warm (Hey, ummm, what did you do in that...car...while keeping warm??)
And time... is frozen (the story of, the story of) (Just let it go, dammit)
The story of my life (ANNOYING MUCH?)
I give her hope (please go on with this deeep thought of yours)
I spend her love (man, grow up)
Until she's broke (...)
Inside--
See what I mean!!!!!!
addcolorfreshguy

Con

First let us define our terms
Webster defines dumb as

1. lacking the ability to speak
2. lacking the ability to self propel
3. Requiring no intelligence

http://m.youtube.com...
(It has the ability to speak as the song produces both noise and more specifically comprehensible English)

(I would contend that music very frequently makes objects move via vibrations I have provided I link to a vibrating speaker to illustrate)

(Also it does require some intelligence if at a minimum it requires brain power to process sound)
Debate Round No. 1
JasperFrancisShickadance

Pro

This video is "Story of My Life" and, in it the song is...

1. lacking the ability to speak (uttering words which you cannot understand)

2. lacking the ability to self propel (Liam Payne--is that his name--had a bad night there in the studios, as he was barely able to whisper the lyrics)

3. requiring no intelligence (well if you can give me three complete, comprehensible, and understandable sentences they sang, that should gain you brownie points)

I hope you realize that you will never "UN-SEE" this.
addcolorfreshguy

Con

addcolorfreshguy forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 2
JasperFrancisShickadance

Pro

Please, Fresh Guy, add color to this debate. It has been slightly boring because of your lack of humor, taste, and logic...! But nonetheless, thank you for participating in at least one round of this debate. Have a good future with this debating site!!
addcolorfreshguy

Con

addcolorfreshguy forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 3
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Posted by RevNge 2 years ago
RevNge
roflmfao
Posted by JasperFrancisShickadance 2 years ago
JasperFrancisShickadance
1D is fine but I had been in the mood to trash a song. SO I did this.
Posted by dekotacat1 2 years ago
dekotacat1
wtf is wrong with you 1D is the best !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by birdlandmemories 2 years ago
birdlandmemories
My sister likes to joke that I like this song.
Posted by WingedKuriboh27 2 years ago
WingedKuriboh27
even though it has a creeper feeling to the song, it all depends on your perception on the song
Posted by NiamC 2 years ago
NiamC
your annotations of the lyrics are just... lol
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Reasons for voting decision: This was a hilarious debate. Con provided very few arguments that were refuted by Pro. Then Con forfeited, which means Pro won.