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Imperfiect
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TROLL DEBATE: Person with Most random "argument" wins

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Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 10/29/2014 Category: Funny
Updated: 2 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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Commondebator

Pro

First round is to blow up the moon so the doctor can land in China to say "Acceptance".

(Has to make sense, no random letters)

The universe will collapse and North Korea's dictator will be full of pink fluffy unicorns dancing in blankets, and hopefully. . .Benedict Cumberbatch will be the next Rc fan.
Imperfiect

Con

Gaydies and Lentilmen, I hereby present to you woman logic:



That is why feminists are correct. Men are all gay, even raindbowdash is:



I love furries don't you?



Heck why aren't bees and flowers allowed to just mate? We know they want to:



I mean, seriously, let's face it RainbowDash is the dumbest lesbian on television ever...
It makes me sick to even think about him/her/whatever that filthy pegasus pony half-breed trash is:


Okay, okay I'm sorry hilbillosopher Plato has words of widom for me:



That's true, I mean most animals have rights too but drogs totally stole some from fogs:






They get away with it by putting the rights onto their left. Sneaky wankphibians!

Look at that finger sign too! Don't you ever wonder why the hell licking between your fingers is considered a symbol of pu**y-licking?!

It's like when rock n' roll called itself rock n' roll. What the f*ck is the roll for? It is rock n' troll?

Like look at this famous celebrity talking about rock n' roll:


Wait...



That totally answers my question... Wait what was my question?...

Oh yeah:



That's me in my previous life.

It's like rainbowdash and fluttershy from before... Like what the f**k were the producers of MLP thinking when they didn't ship the lesbian with the blatantly hottest bisexual on the show (bananajack):



I mean literally these noobs probably used Mac and were all like:



Yeah... see what I did? That's a computer screen in your computer screen and if you're using a Macbook Pro then that's some next lvl sh*t... Like look at the ship it's titanic, yo and a ship was also use din shutter island and guess who starred in all those movies?... No one because wolf of wall street was so smart he rewrote the history and became the lawyer of thos esuing him... Wait what?



Like seriously this makes me wonder is there any justice in this world but then I realize that the media always bashes on junk food when they can't help how evil they are:



Hey that looks like that anarchist douchebag what was his name?... Oh yeah anRchy means we'd allow bestiality, sometimes I like to fist my b*tch, she enjoys it up that a**, pu**y and sometimes, just sometimes...



Raindbowdash woudl totally rape her. Like I think she rapes pinkiepie and fluttershy just becaus eshe know they won't tell and when they had tro decribe her in one word this happened:



Wait what?

No this happened:



And then rainbowdash went all fruit loops batsh*t so we had to call in Dexter:


Wait not that piece of sh*t stop glitching my computer you terrorist... Other Dexter doesn't like terrorists:



Hey don't you think Leonardo Dicaprio would have made a good Dexter? I mean he has the narcissism sorted:



JK, he's look so ugly with wings



Hahahah you know what i find funny? Dexter is spelt with a D and D is right next to S someone could accidentally search 'sexter online free' when trying to illegally stream it online and then what they end up finding is some one like this:



But like the other way around and much older... Like why would women pretend to be men? they're already in such high demand. Well, apart from lesbians but they're stupid...



Oh sh*t, sorry....

Hey can you imagine if they had internet back when slaves were still being traded and someone opens up and email to their slave trade buddy having previously asked them if they should bring the slaves over or not?...

Like this would have such different connotation:



Actually it wouldn't if they were stupid and gay...



Leave who alone? I bet you wouldn't say that when you realized I was talking about n*ggers... Stupid redneck. He was calling lesbians male the whole time anyway.

In summery



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Debate Round No. 1
Commondebator

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Due to some difficulties, I am unable to post pictures on this debate. With that said, I will have to carry the argument using words. I hope my opponent does the same.
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Since straight men are lesbian, and lesbians are girls, it is logical to conclude that men and lesbians are purple manlyphones.


Of coarse, timelords have become the next big thing so China will have to stop the transmission from pluto, so rainbow dash can finally get attacked.


Ah wait. . . I forgot. . . Rainbow dash DID get attacked by ironed clothes. Of coarse, papers are to be irnored so canada can stay hidden from eyelids.


Pools are a good way for soaps to get excecuted by floating refrigirators


Random boy: "I had a wet dream about you last night"

Random girl: "Oh really? What was it about?"

Random boy: "You got hit by a bus, and I wet myself laughing"

Random girl: "I hate you

Random boy: "I cant afford condoms"


SOAP









Roses are red, waffles are blue, you are a sick minded RAINBOW for searching up the latter.







Latter is kind of like ladder, and the only explanation for that is somwhere about sixty-nine thousand years ago, latters and ladders now want Guinna to be Apple's headquaters.



MAYONAISE IS A INSTRAMENT SQUIDWARD!

WUMBOLOGY IS THE STUDY OF WUMBO, AND IT WILL BRING US ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE CURE FOR BARCECALE BOY HAVING TOO MANY BARNECLES.

I bet barnecale boy steals Nepal's barncles.


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John paul Jones got bitten by a beetle and then the beetle took norcotics found in John Paul Jones' stolen TARDIS, so the Beetle tripped on a haulicigen, hitting a leaf, and then the leaf hit John lennon who is actually John Paul Jones in his previous life, and then John Lennon informed Russia, so Russia can remove copyright policies for Apple, so John lennon thanked John Paul Jones for the stolen Tardis, and then John lennon called Steve Jobs and they were like. . . Besties, so Steve Jobs gave John lennon the idea that he should name his band the Beatles.




THUS THE NAME "BEATLES", THANKS TO THE STOLEN TARDIS.



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BABIES ARE ACTUALLY MARTIANS, MUTATED BY NORTH KOREANS, SO UR ANUS CAN CRASH INTO EARTH, GIVING THE MUTATED BABIES A CHANCE TO RULE THE UNIVERSE BY THEIR RATTLES!!!!!!!!!!!D!!!O!!!H!!!



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Homer simpson took a trip to sing in ogres .


SINAPORE GIVES TO MANY COMPLIMENTS ON MY WEDDING DRESS!




RIGHTS TO FROGS IN DOGS SO Toys CAN TAKE A TRIP TO JUPITAR SO MINIONS YELL "DOH" AS THEY WHINE AND CRY ABOUT WALTER WHITE'S DEPRESSING DEATH.














THE YOUTUBE STAR MYPIE, IS NOW ARRESTED IN U.K FOR TROLLING HERPES.









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ILLUMANTIS HAVE SWAG








SWAG IS AN OVERUSED WORD




I JUST USED SWAG TWICE



THEREFORE, DEBATE.ORG IS 2 TIMES THE ILLUMANTI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




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Debate Round No. 2
Debate Round No. 3
Imperfiect

Con

Imperfiect forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 4
Commondebator

Pro

dogs have forfeited this round

dogs have forfeited this round

dora

a guy shoots a elephant

The scooby doo gang got laid by santa
Imperfiect

Con

Imperfiect forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 5
3 comments have been posted on this debate. Showing 1 through 3 records.
Posted by RevNge 2 years ago
RevNge
LOL. Is this your first time trolling? Because if you are, I think you'll succeed Thett as the next troll king soon enough. XD
Posted by Imperfiect 2 years ago
Imperfiect
ok i think i got it
Posted by Commondebator 2 years ago
Commondebator
Forgot to mention. . . Take up the entire space, or most of it.

Have fun in the trolol debate
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Vote Placed by Mister_Man 2 years ago
Mister_Man
CommondebatorImperfiectTied
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Reasons for voting decision: Props to Pro for being able to be random without pictures or anything other than text and links, but Con's first round was pretty... random.
Vote Placed by lannan13 2 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Conduct to Pro for the forfeiture, but I found Con's argument to be more random than Pro's and thus he wins arguments.