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trexfire
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TROLL DEBATE: Ray Comfort's banana argument is invalid

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Started: 3/10/2015 Category: Funny
Updated: 1 year ago Status: Post Voting Period
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GamrDeb8rBbrH8r

Pro

First round is acceptance only

Invalid- false due to basis on information and/or erronous reasoning.

Ray Comfort's Banana argument- an argument used by Ray Comfort for theism that claims that the banana's nutritional value, ease of use, and "color couding" to be irrefutable evidence that God made it.
trexfire

Con

Banana no apples master race hail apples:DO Tripoli llololokok
Debate Round No. 1
GamrDeb8rBbrH8r

Pro

1. EVIL USES FOR BANANAS



Bananas can be used for the following evil purposes....

AS HANDGUNS



AS CLIPS FOR YOUR AK-47


AS THROWING WEAPONS


Under "Boomerang," it says "flip a coin. If heads the defending pokemon is now confused."


AND THE CLASSIC ONE WE ALL KNOW... MAKING PEOPLE TRIP



3/4 of these uses can result in the loss of a human life, and is thus killing. But the 2nd commandment says not to kill. Why would God do that?

2. THEY SPOIL TOO SOON

you can make a banana last 2-3 months by putting it in the freezer, but you barely have any room in the freezer because everything else you need to put in the freezer. However, they only last 2-7 days on the counter and 2-9 in the fridge. [1] Back in Biblical times, they had no way to freeze their food, so knowing they would try to store it, God made them to rot so soon on purpose so he could laugh at them when they saw their reactions when they saw their food had spoiled.

These are all very important facts that Comfort left out. So according to him, God "intelligently designed" a food that rots too fast, can be used for various evil purposes doesn't store much in the fridge, and was made to f*ck with his own people. Or was that Satan that did that? Was it not God, but the devil that made it just to mess with theists just to mess with them? Was he thinking that by doing that, Atheists could use that as an argument and it would make them go "WHAT THE.. NO. GOD WOULDN'T DO THAT"
trexfire

Con

appeals are better than banana's apple"ssssssssssssss"ssssssssssssssss. Hahahah troop lololotrolololo camper cult
Debate Round No. 2
GamrDeb8rBbrH8r

Pro

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...........
trexfire

Con

apelesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Debate Round No. 3
GamrDeb8rBbrH8r

Pro

Wow. Thanks for ruining my debate.

#Sarcasm


*flips you off*

#BiteMe
trexfire

Con

trlololololololoololol appels bow down to them
Debate Round No. 4
GamrDeb8rBbrH8r

Pro

I has a disappoint
trexfire

Con

umad bruh?
Debate Round No. 5
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Vote Placed by Wylted 1 year ago
Wylted
GamrDeb8rBbrH8rtrexfire
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Reasons for voting decision: Pro was the only one to make arguments
Vote Placed by AngelofDeath 1 year ago
AngelofDeath
GamrDeb8rBbrH8rtrexfire
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Reasons for voting decision: trexfire trolled better, imo, but had no arguments
Vote Placed by 9spaceking 1 year ago
9spaceking
GamrDeb8rBbrH8rtrexfire
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Reasons for voting decision: Con didn't really use any arguments. Just because it's a troll debate doesn't mean it's a contest for who trolls harder.
Vote Placed by Robert_Weiler 1 year ago
Robert_Weiler
GamrDeb8rBbrH8rtrexfire
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Reasons for voting decision: Careful when you asked for a troll debate, you get one. trexfire totally trolled you.