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TROLL DEBATE: The Most Random Argument wins!

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Started: 12/7/2014 Category: Funny
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Gabe1e

Con

5 rounds of all randomness.

Rules:

1. Please only accept if you have done this before, or are familiar with it.

2. Be as random as you can be.

3. No copyright. I hate when people just type in Google: "Random stuff." You may use Google to find an image to go along with your random argument if you want.

4. No forfeiting, will result in an automatic loss!

The audience will vote on which argument is more random.


BLAHthedebator

Pro

Accepted. First time, but familiar! Good luck!
Debate Round No. 1
Gabe1e

Con

I just sometimes play a guitar whenever people walk into an elevator.

I worked at KGB in Russia http://i9.photobucket.com... they fired me for calling each customer a communist ;_;

COMMIES!


I looked in my backyard and saw what kind of looked like a squirrel...
http://3.bp.blogspot.com...

I think I better call animal control or something...

I'm eating haggis right now. It is sooo tasty. Oh, you don't know what haggis is?
http://www.turnbullclan.com...

Doesn't look so scrumptiabumpalicious?

As Dr. Martin Luther King Jr said: "TEAR DOWN THIS WALL MOTHAFKER!"

Oh wait....

1v1 me. Right here. Right now.
I will 720 no scope you.

Get rekt, m8. https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com...

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That two has a special place in my heart. Do not make fun of it or I will chop your balls off and feed them to my axolotl.

Isn't he so cute? :D (http://images.nationalgeographic.com...)

He kissed me on my d*ck once so I think he has a taste for it o.o

8,771 characters remaining! I better use my room wisely!

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lol just kidding m8

I work at McDonalds and people say I'm a bum ;_;

Fluck Switches Get Money

$$$

http://www.debate.org...

Me:http://femiology.com...

I'M NOT A WOMAN

I bought a donut, and IT HAD A HOLE IN IT!
I complained to the guy and he said I was retarded ;_; so mean
I never got my money back D:


I lost my cat! Have you seen him? (http://www.microchipusa.org...)
His name is Joey Banana Pants

;_;



BLAHthedebator

Pro

I have boobs.

So do you.

Since we are both male, it seems that you are trying to argue that mine are bigger than yours. It is your BoP (Breath of Poppies) to persuade readers that my boobs are bigger than yours.

Also I am eating a sandysandsandwichywichwich. It tastes like Roald Dahl and Gobblefunk [1] and it makes me attracted to other people.

Uh huh, Uh huh, fft, fft, fft, fart, fart, fart

[2]

I used to work at the banana factory, because bananas are man-made. I got kicked out for throwing away all the bent ones! I mean, WTF, isn't that what you're supposed to do??????? I never got my moolah for working so hard!

WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...

Ma! Pa! I want to live in your basement!

Once, Nelson Madela said: "Resentment is like drinking poison and then hoping it will kill your enemies. [3] So, let's all have resentment!"

Let us all overthrow Son Goku as the strongest person in the universe and make him a weakling!

Ay, Bee, See, Dee, Ee, Eff, Jee, Haych, Aii, Jay, Kay, Ell, Em, En, Oh, Pee, Cue, Arr, Ess, Tee, You, Vee, Double You, Ex, Wy and Zee.

DDO is not happy with you! They are so mad, they will make you sad. Therefore, I am sad.

And that's why my boobs are not bigger than my opponent's boobs.

Thank you. Have a good day. Then be sad. Because sad people eat cake. This way, we can conquer global warming. Then we can make Earth sick again, because that's what we were meant to do.

Remember the word: Gobblefunk. Gobblefunk Gobblefunk Gobblefunk. Thank you.

Wait. I have to type more stuff.

Yeah.

Yep.

Yeah.

Yes.

Thank youu.

Oops, typing error.

Thhank you.

Arghhhhh!

Thaank you.

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Thank you.

There we goo.

ARGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

There we go.

Thank you.

[1] http://wonderfuldahl.blogspot.com...;
[2] https://www.pinterest.com...;
[3] http://www.goodreads.com...;
Debate Round No. 2
Gabe1e

Con

"WTF" doesn't even mean "What the f*ck" it means WHERE'S THE FOOD?!?!?!

I even have my own t-shirt for this :D (http://skreened.com...)

Did you know "Dammit I'm Mad" is the same spelled backwards?!?!?!?! ALIENS.

Wait a minute....

#JUKESFORJESUS

Haha look at this picture I found on the Interwebs while looking at memes with my imaginary friend (;_;)

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com...)

I be like: (http://dwnloadwallpapers.com...)

HOW COME I CAN'T COPY AND PASTE PICTURES ON DDO D:

(Stupid fking Mac computers)

I BLAME OBAMA! again....

Remember when the first iPhone was so cool and now everyone just fking thinks it's trash? WELL I STUCK WITH IT! I DIDN'T BUY A NEW ONE BECAUSE I LIKE THE ORIGINAL!!! It's a little old though... (http://tidbits.com...)

I DON'T CARE I DON'T NEED FKING SIRI!!!!!!!!

Most visited websites: p*rnhub.com
I be like: "Clear all browsing data"
Nobody noticed >:)

Go to this website please m8: http://www.staggeringbeauty.com...

DDO is never happy with me ;_; they no like me

F*ck Obama and f*ck all you liberals for making fun of me at school q.q wait, Obama is at my school?

It's a proven fact all teachers and bus drivers are fking stinky liberals >:(

Thank you (apple)
BLAHthedebator

Pro

THE POOPY UNICORN POOPED INTO THE POOP PIT UNTIL THE POOP PIT WAS FULL OF POOPLY POOPY POOP.

You thank! But I no in position receive to food!

Because:

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Apples and bananas and pears and plums and strawberries and raspberries and blackberries and cherries and rice and fish and noodles and spaghetti and pizza and fried flies.

No... DDO is very kind and loving. They CARE about you, they never wanted to hurt you. They cared for you, they respected you, they fed you, they -

Wait. Never mind.

Nyan cat.

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Because of you I never stray too far from the sidewalk...

Wait. Not you. NOT you. Not YOU. NOT YOU! ARGGHHHHH!

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LALALALALALALA.

The resoluion remains negated. I do not have bigger boobs than my opponent.

Thankk you.

ARRRGGGHHHH! NOT AGAIN!

Thank you.

Ok.

!!!!! That's not a word!!!!!!

Okay.

Thank you.

Be sad.

Eat cake.

Conquer global warming.

Save the Earth.

Kill it again.

Goood.

AARRGGGHHHH!

Good.

Good.
Debate Round No. 3
Gabe1e

Con

Oh noez round 4! I better put some more random sh*t on here!

PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS!!!!!

DDO sucks ;_; I hate everyone here so much!!! lol jk m8

The choice is yours. https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com...

Oh wait, I forgot I have bigger TITS THAN YOU :D

Potatoes are my favorite food ever! Instead of saying WTF I said WTP (Where's the POTATOES!!!!?!?!?!?!)

http://i1183.photobucket.com...

Butter toast.

Wait, WTF? Dammit, I mean WHAT THE F*CK?

Do it for the Vine.

For all those people who say "Money doesn't grow on trees," WELL I GOT NEWS FOR YA

BAM! http://3.bp.blogspot.com...

I'M RICH NOW!!! Pfft. Like I wasn't already.

Dammit, I barely even posted much, gotta use some more space.

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lol got ya again m8


You're one of those people who fall for the same joke twice!

lol m8

WOAH PLOT TWIST! THE FONT CHANGED!!!! holy sh*t I am a genius

Wait a minute... now it's GOING BOLD?!?!?!

WHAT THE FAWK IS GOING ON HERE?!?!?!

I am lost.. really I am, how is this all changing..?

WHAT THE FAWKKKKKK IS GOING ON HERE?!?!?!?

Oh, good. It's back to normal.

SH*T.

Oh, good.

WHAT THE F*CK?!?!

WTF?!?!?! wait I didn't mean to ask were the food is let me change that...

WHAT THE F*CK?!?!?! x2

maybe if I post a link 5 times, it will stop.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com...
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Is it over? Good. I was starting to get worried.

SH*T!!!

BLAHthedebator

Pro

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Learn how to upload tons and tons and tons and tons and tons and tons and tons and tons and tons and tons and tons and tons and tons and tons and tons and tons and tons and tons and tons and tons and tons of photos!

Actually, there's no need.

POOPOO ATE A POOPOO THAT ATE A POOPOO THAT ATE A POOPOO, AND NOW IT'S POOPOO MOMMY IS SAD.

And that is why my opponent has bigger boobs than me. He also conceeds.

Oh, for the...

He also concedees.

NOOOOOOOOO!

He also concedes.

There wee go.

7shdfhdsgfyuewgyugewyueguw7i!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There we go.

Thank you. Be sad. Eat cake. Conquer global warming. Save the Earth. Kill it again.
#t=114
Debate Round No. 4
Gabe1e

Con

DDO is racist >:l

Try to find the Q pls

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

holy sh*t this game is easy you better get it

did you get it?

WHAT THE F*CK?!?!?!! AHHHHH!!! AGAIN!?!?!?!

http://dailyfig.figment.com...
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Please... is it over?
Thank Chip...
Oh, you don't know Chip?
(http://media.philly.com...)

He's a god. If you make fun of him, you make fun of everyone else on Earth!

I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.

Haha just kidding dude.

Did you just notice the font change? You probably didn't!

Woah, I found this on the interwebs: http://s862.photobucket.com...


WOAH PLOT TWIST I JUST BOLDED THIS!

Okay really have to stop with thaat.

DAMMIT NOW YOU ARE MAKING ME DO TYPOS TOO!!!!

AFGE(GAJ(GE(GJA(GJEI!Q#JK!1r13krj3kJKAGjeagirjeaeiGJEaiji13j43i1KAGNEAKBMEIA!!!!!

Okay, everyone just stop doing typos and we'll be good. Recheck every sentence, okay?

I sometimes go in an elevator and just say "BING!" everytime we change a floor. It's so fun but people think I'm crazy!

I BLAME OBAMA!

Drugs are bad, M'kay?

REAGANOMICS WAS THE BEST TAX SYSTEM SINCE THE 1910s!

ALL THESE POLITIANS WANT MONEY!!! Woah the font changed again, I'm gonna need to end it here...

Thank you everyone for this great debate!

F*CK!
BLAHthedebator

Pro

*sings*

A POTATO FLEW AROUND MY ROOM, YEAH,
A JUNGLE WET DREAM MOUSIE POTATO, YEAH


I'm wearing a dress and you can't stop me! And a bra! And panties! And a tampon!

Oh my gosh, what is happening
to the font???????

Oh phew, it stopped.






blah blah blah yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak
You never find the answers if you throw your life away
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LALALLALALALALALA

NYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYAN


And that is why my opponent's boobs are bigger than my boobs.


Remember. Gobblefunk.


Have a nice day. Be sad. Eat cake. Conquer global warming. Save the Earth. Kill it again.

Also: Are you a bowling ball? Because I want to stick my fingers in your holes.

Nah I'm just playing...

Plus, every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top!



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