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Gaming_Debater
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mir9
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TROLL DEBATE: cats are better than dogs.

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Gaming_Debater
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 8/21/2014 Category: Funny
Updated: 3 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 1,739 times Debate No: 60746
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Gaming_Debater

Pro

first round is acceptance only.
mir9

Con

Looks interesting let's go!
I look forward to a nice debate.
Nice topic by the way!
Debate Round No. 1
Gaming_Debater

Pro

1. cats have better tongues

A cat's tongue can look cute and silly...









Or it can look tough!


There's no better kid-friendly way to say "don't mess with me!" than covering your three-inch tongue in spikes and showing it to someone!



As for dog tongues...



UGGGHH look at that tongue! No wait don't look at it! It flails too much at the sides and drapes nearly to the floor and it's too thin!

2. Cats drive better than dogs

Look at how badly these dogs are driving!

He's sticking his head out the window and he only has one paw on the steering

wheel. You can tell he's looking himself in the mirror and cannot possibly be

focused on what's going on around him. He could easily get into a car crash.

Cool Driving Dog here is making the exact same driving mistakes.

Car-driving cats don't make those mistakes.

This cat is focusing solely on the road. His paws are both on the wheel. They not at 10 and 2,

but given the steps you may notice in the top-right corner he may have just turned from a pool's

parking lot. You see steps before pool gates most of the time.

This cat also has his eyes firmly on the road and his paws are on the wheel at 10 and 2.

so from these photos, we can tell that cats are definitely better than dogs at driving.

3. Cats are smarter

Cats know how to...

play poker better than dogs

There is actually a mix between luck and strategy required to win at poker

(http://en.wikipedia.org...). If cats can beat dogs at a game of both

luck and strategy, they must be the luckier and smarter of the two.

You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through the snow.

Cats have a good preperation for when you say they their rivals are smarter than them.

Dogs, not so much. *googles "so you think cats are smarter than dogs,"

finds nothing desmonstrating the superior intelligence of dogs*

Some cats dont follow red dots.


followiing red dots is from their weak will power, not from low intelligence

Cats and dogs both read books, but cats read strategy

books and dogs don't. note: you may have

to zoom in on the book. It says

"military strategy."

This means that cats are better military strategists than dogs, which just about

definitively proves them to be much smarter.

Conclusion:

Cats are smarter, more strategic, better at driving, and have better tongues then dogs and therefore are better.

mir9

Con

mir9 forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 2
Gaming_Debater

Pro

:( he forfeited.

mir9

Con

mir9 forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 3
mir9

Con

mir9 forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 4
Gaming_Debater

Pro

arguments extended.
mir9

Con

mir9 forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 5
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Posted by mir9 2 years ago
mir9
excuse me but I think my account has been hacked or something...I can swear I have no memory accepting the challenge for this debate...
Posted by Gaming_Debater 2 years ago
Gaming_Debater
wow, dude! that's an interesting way to write an RFD!
Posted by 9spaceking 2 years ago
9spaceking
fix last line
*sell your ff's to the black market
Posted by 9spaceking 2 years ago
9spaceking
RFD
*Plays super cool rap-beat with music in the background

One debater, the one I didn't choose, didn't do absolutely anythin'
He got slayed by such laser, like a poor moose--he obviously tried everythin'
The winner is such obvious here, easily spotted as a donkey's rear
It's like the loser drank a gallon of beer, he's got a twisted unrealistic sneer

These people don't know how to respect or even wisely manage 'er time
It's always conduct point lost, the winner may taste victory but I taste lemon lime
This is happenin' so often it should be treated by the mod's as a grave crime
The commit-tors should be "rewarded" like in Brain Sludge--painted with slime

You may think your arguments are 100-percent unbeatable
Your "impressive hand of cards" an' "grand poker-face" unreadable
In reality you have such shame, even your friends think this incident unspeakable
Your tragic-horror story's so sad an' yet already set, it's un-completable

You forfeit-er, so darn blind, you wander around with a blank mind,
You can't do anything at all, an invisible mountain did you climb
If you had eyes they'd be completely raked--by you, my "great mate"
Your cookie dough of arguments is unbaked, judges gonna give you bad ranks

Please don't go and ask me for any advice, I can't be bo'ered with such li'l lice
I'd rather go eat a bowl of poisonous rice; you forfeiter can't be even be saved by Jesus Christ
You really don't fit the description "intelligent mind", compared to it you're really like a tiny mice
You may think your short rounds are "concise", oh sure they are, and you're just being nice

I shake my head at such incompetence, I really want to print this debate out and crumble it
Don't take any more debates from now on hence, you'll just be killed again, smashed like a poor kid
Your forfeitin' is such terrible I feel like vomitin', stompin' my feet on your rude red word carpet
So just don't do it--it belongs in the Town of Wrongitin, I'll just sell y
Posted by Gaming_Debater 3 years ago
Gaming_Debater
aw he's gonna forfeit
Posted by Gaming_Debater 3 years ago
Gaming_Debater
id have challenged u 2 it
Posted by 9spaceking 3 years ago
9spaceking
I wanted to do this! Oh well.
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Reasons for voting decision: Annihilated. I don't necessarily agree but in regards to this "debate," cats are better than... than non-existent dogs.
Vote Placed by lannan13 3 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Forfeiture.