The Instigator
tvellalott
Pro (for)
Winning
6 Points
The Contender
iPwnuNOW
Con (against)
Losing
0 Points

TV Rap Battle 2012 - I

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after 2 votes the winner is...
tvellalott
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 2/17/2012 Category: Entertainment
Updated: 5 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 776 times Debate No: 21211
Debate Rounds (3)
Comments (1)
Votes (2)

 

tvellalott

Pro

I'm planning on doing quite a few of these this year, so anyone interested in battling me should either send me a message or post a message in the comments.


This is a rap battle; themes are obviously self-hype and dissing.
Voting should be judged as seen fit, but important elements to take into account:
* Slant rhymes
* Rhyme scheme
* In-rhymes
* Multis
* Wordplay
* Metaphors/Similes
* Vocabulary
* References.

My opponent may take the advantage of going second and being able to respond to my first rhyme if they choose.
If they choose to rap first, their first rap will be in round one and they will not post a rap round three.
If they choose to rap second, they will simply accept the debate, post an acceptance round and my first rap will be in round two.

Good luck and have fun.
iPwnuNOW

Con

Yeah, um sorry for not responding to the first rap battle i joined
I'll rap second
Debate Round No. 1
tvellalott

Pro

[Occasionally you have to put breaks into my bars to make the syllables fit; I will put hyphens (-) in to annotate this. Also, I'll be assuming the information on my opponent's information page is accurate.]

I'm apparently the declarant of my opponent's obviously illiteracy
It's imminently inherent in my flows inappropriately superiority.

Go.

My words are my bullets, got a trigger for a tongue.
I spit gunpower, yeah my mouth is a gun.
By the time this battle's done, by the time the race is run.
Your a5s will be cooked, like burnt Boston bun.
My syllabolic structure is FRESHER, smart like BACON TITANIUM
It will put you under-PRESSURE, leave you with a MISSHAPEN CRANIUM
You, virginal maiden, disgrace to homo sapiens.
Me, arsenal of satan, waken coma patients
Face it. You haven't got a chance.
Quit the rapping friend.
Stick to interpretive dance.
You're Gaga's Bad Romance
I'm on the Highway to Hell, not Heaven
High Voltage lyrics, couldn't you tell, Kevin?
See if you study me for weakess, you'll surely never find any.
I bring the weight of knowledge, like I dropped a fvcking library.
I'm C plus plus, you're binary. Wait, that's a geeky reference.
I might insert a joke here, about your freaky sexual preference.
See it's not normal to fantasise about your own family, b!tches.
Feltching your own Dad and eating Mum like ham sandwiches.
But what goes on behind closed doors, is surely none of my business.
You're done, overexposed on all fours, begging me for forgiveness
iPwnuNOW

Con

iPwnuNOW forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 2
tvellalott

Pro

Oh, for fvck's sake.
Looks like my opponent made a mistake
Watch what debate challenges you take
Before you tempt fate
Let me reiterate.
Bro, you forfeited your first rap.
Is it because you're mentally handicapped?
Can't be bothered using any good lines.
I dig deep and then explode like I'm laying land mines.
iPwnuNOW

Con

Wass that you wanna go?
Cuz you goin down Low
You aint got no raps
You aint got no rhymes
So sit back down
go back to your town
Im glad this is one on one
because all your friends are clowns
yo tom
youre the bomb i am
*boom*
I dont know how to rap
but thats enough to beat YOU! (obvious no rhyme there)
Debate Round No. 3
1 comment has been posted on this debate.
Posted by iPwnuNOW 5 years ago
iPwnuNOW
Sorry bro.
My computer glitched and my browser wasn't functioning. This is not an excuse.
I'm goddamn serious this time.
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Vote Placed by Guitar_Guru 5 years ago
Guitar_Guru
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Reasons for voting decision: tvellalott obviously rapped MUCH better, his raps were insanely awesome, I loved round 3's raps. Spelling and grammar goes to tvellalot because iPwnuNOW's Spelling and Grammar was awful. Also I give conduct to tvellalott because iPwnuNOW forfeited.
Vote Placed by TUF 5 years ago
TUF
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Reasons for voting decision: Forfeit.