The Instigator
tvellalott
Pro (for)
Losing
8 Points
The Contender
socialpinko
Con (against)
Winning
12 Points

TV Rap Battle 2012 - III

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after 4 votes the winner is...
socialpinko
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 3/4/2012 Category: Entertainment
Updated: 5 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 1,009 times Debate No: 21702
Debate Rounds (3)
Comments (3)
Votes (4)

 

tvellalott

Pro

I'm planning on doing quite a few of these this year, so anyone interested in battling me should either send me a message or post a message in the comments.


This is a rap battle; themes are obviously self-hype and dissing.
Voting should be judged as seen fit, but important elements to take into account:
* Slant rhymes
* Rhyme scheme
* In-rhymes
* Multis
* Wordplay
* Metaphors/Similes
* Vocabulary
* References.

My opponent may take the advantage of going second and being able to respond to my first rhyme if they choose.
If they choose to rap first, their first rap will be in round one and they will not post a rap round three.
If they choose to rap second, they will simply accept the debate, post an acceptance round and my first rap will be in round two.

Good luck and have fun.
socialpinko

Con

What the hell are you doing here man, there's nothing here for you
Get out while you still can before you meet the bottom of my fccking shoe
I'm the hardest fccker out there, straight psychopath with a sick world view
No use begging for mercy, no emotion to appeal to

The one time I got caught, flashed the finger in my mug shot
Never got convicted, gave their only witness the buckshot
Drove out of the station in a stolen Cadillac, the thing was damn hot
Back on the street and ready to kill, better watch out you little coward twat

I'm a living superlative, the Dostoyevsky of laying rhymes
And don't you dare test me or I'll open up my chest of crimes
Everyone's scared of me, after demonstrating superiority so many times
Life never gives me lemons, cause I told her that I prefer limes

Suppose I'll end my lyrical slaughter, give you a fighting chance
I've got my credentials laid out and I've shown you my stance
Now at first glance I would cap you in the head, end this in advance
But I guess I'm in a playful mood so I'll let you do your little useless dance.
Debate Round No. 1
tvellalott

Pro

What am I doing here? I'm here to make rhymes…
No exaggerating, no fabricating fake crimes.
So it's time for Tim and Tom to Tango.
You say you're a hard mother fvcker
Sucker, you're softer than a mango.
We can go toe to toe, blow to blow, see who's tougher.
But my video's fully loaded and you're running out of buffer.
You'll suffer like you're bloated, like you're full of rice and water.
You're living in a strawhouse while mine's made of bricks and mortar.
Little piggy, the big bad wolf of metaphors is here blowing tornadoes.
The audience throwin' me roses and pelting you with bad potatoes.

Little coward twat? B!tch, imma make you eat your words
You'll be crippled, devoured and caught before I beat you into third
Third out of two, why, it don't get no fvcking lower
All lines a bullseye, like I'm a master dart thrower.
Your rhyme style is weak and ya flow's a fvcking joke
My timing and techniques are like a hand around your throat.
You're already done, like a dirty dog's dinner.
Anyone who can read can see that I'm the fvcking winner.
socialpinko

Con

socialpinko forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 2
tvellalott

Pro

tvellalott forfeited this round.
socialpinko

Con

I suppose we'll just make this a one-round battle so as to preserve fairness.
Debate Round No. 3
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Posted by socialpinko 5 years ago
socialpinko
Nice RFD dustpelt
Posted by tvellalott 5 years ago
tvellalott
Aussie rap representing. :P
Posted by socialpinko 5 years ago
socialpinko
you ain't got sh1t on a gay little white boy.
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Vote Placed by Yep 5 years ago
Yep
tvellalottsocialpinkoTied
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Reasons for voting decision: con win. (Dustpelt)
Vote Placed by Zaradi 5 years ago
Zaradi
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Reasons for voting decision: How the heck are we supposed to give this an RFD? It's all super relative. Anyway, I thought con did the better job, imo, so I give him a narrow win.
Vote Placed by TUF 5 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: great rap battle
Vote Placed by 1dustpelt 5 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: pro win