The Instigator
tvellalott
Pro (for)
Winning
13 Points
The Contender
Rational_Thinker9119
Con (against)
Losing
8 Points

TV Rap Battle 2012 - IV

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after 5 votes the winner is...
tvellalott
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 3/4/2012 Category: Entertainment
Updated: 5 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 847 times Debate No: 21717
Debate Rounds (3)
Comments (4)
Votes (5)

 

tvellalott

Pro

I'm planning on doing quite a few of these this year, so anyone interested in battling me should either send me a message or post a message in the comments.


This is a rap battle; themes are obviously self-hype and dissing.
Voting should be judged as seen fit, but important elements to take into account:
* Slant rhymes
* Rhyme scheme
* In-rhymes
* Multis
* Wordplay
* Metaphors/Similes
* Vocabulary
* References.

My opponent may take the advantage of going second and being able to respond to my first rhyme if they choose.
If they choose to rap first, their first rap will be in round one and they will not post a rap round three.
If they choose to rap second, they will simply accept the debate, post an acceptance round and my first rap will be in round two.

Good luck and have fun.
Rational_Thinker9119

Con

I accept, post your first round.
Debate Round No. 1
tvellalott

Pro

First thing you'll notice friends, about my unfortunate opponent
His profile says he's single, but his picture has a girl in it
You see women quickly realise there's no one's better than me
And when I rode his girlfriend, man, she got wetter than a jet ski.

Have a look at this bland chump, yeah dude, nice hat
You're up against a monster with more flavour than a spice rack.
Your head will flap Terrence, like a Canadian on South Park.
When I go subterranean and stomp your mouth apart.
You'll be looking like a victim in American History X
And asking yourself "Damn, what misery will he bring next?"

You shouldn't have taken this challenge b!tch, you make a big mistake
Cause I'm harder than a diamond and you're soft like sponge cake.
I'll cut you into pieces and serve you with a cup of tea
No doubt you'll talk some faeces, but you'll never stop me.

Round one I just maim you; round two I complete the kill
No one will fvcking blame you if you haven't got the skill
I'm here making the claim, I'm the best on debate dot org.
I'll burn you with my flames, assimilate ‘cause I'm the Borg.
Rational_Thinker9119

Con

I thank my opponent for accepting this debate
However there things he neglected to get straight
Pro you're getting killed for sleepin on me but there's no Freddy in this place
If you thinking you will win, your dreaming, I will forever be awake

Pro thinks he's gangster but this guy's wack he was never hard
He only has as much flavour as a spice rack, filled with empty jars
His small sized raps stop after my knife slash him he's gettin' scarred
I'll walk right past him and stab him and laugh as he's stressin large

You know I'm a tyrant I've sat on the shoulders of giants
Bullies used to beat you up now your souless and sillent
You couldn't even go home from school without telling stories of violence
So you had no social life and focused on homework assignments

On tracks I go buck wild I got style and stay sinister
If you're a diamond, I'm a diomond cutter like the Diamond Dallas Page finisher
I stay shining like the stars in the night sky
You're such a feathweight, I could chuck you in the air to see how far you might fly

If you believe in Heaven's Gate i'll send you to a better place
But in reality your existence stops then you get erased
This is a Texas Chainsaw Massacre and I'm leather face
If you're the Head of State, I'm blowing up your house, like the aliens in Independence Day




















Debate Round No. 2
tvellalott

Pro

Lol.

Straight away you see, my opponent didn’t even deny
I fvcked his girlfriend’s a5s and blew my load up in her eye.
Of course you won’t sleep, b!tch, how you gonna get your rest?
How badly you got beat is like a hole up in your chest.

Let’s just take some time to address my opponent’s lame sh!t
Anyone can see his rhymes stink worse than his arm pits.
You got one thing right cvnt, I am a soulless motherfvcker
But I handle frosty tracks like I’m an Ice Road Trucker

Never said I was gangster, can’t be further from the truth
I love my fvcking job; you probably work in a toll booth.
You say you stay shining, but I think the word is sparkle
You’re a closet Twilight fan nd nobody is startled.

I maybe a featherweight, but I’m not full of hot air
I don’t believe in Heaven mate, I’m not ever going there.
So put your mask on Leatherface and cover up that mug.
You’ve got a fvcking face that even ya mother doesn’t love.

It’s done, it’s over, finished. I’ve murdered this little fvck.
But I’m not a bad sport, so I wish you the best of luck.
Rational_Thinker9119

Con


Man you got turned down by my girlfriend and started crying and sulkin'
Only time you blow loads is when you're Home Alone like Macaulay Culkin
One strike will splice dudes, you don't know what I might do
I do have a hole in my chest from smoking wack emcees like you

You say you love your job but you get paid to sweep sh*t
You're such a girl when your arm pits sweat you use Lady Speed Stick
If you mess with me then you're droppin' on the spot
You only call your tracks frosty 'cause they are the opposite of hot


The only booth I work in is the one I'm rappin in, you're a hippy activist
Pro is a biological accident that should have been a stain on one of his Mom's mattresses
You should stop your crap you douche, you have aweful raps it's true
Since you're the one with Twilight on the brain, then the closet fan is you


You sing the Country Blues because you get no sex and have no cunt to use
Your mother loves my face but your whole theory fails 'cause your sister loves it too
I can tell you are the product of an insecure troubled youth
You're a wet paper bag I could use a feather to puncture through


Pro should have been aborted as a fetus, this dorky bum's conceited
It's ironic you wish me luck when your the ones that needs it
The last time you hade a vagina around your penis is when you dreamed it
Now your love life is like a Michael Jackson hit, you just "Beat it"


Debate Round No. 3
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Posted by tvellalott 5 years ago
tvellalott
Do you think someone who didn't know how many rounds we rapped should be talking about who had a better rhyme scheme. I admit, con's second round punches were really good, but I just couldn't find the timing in either of his rounds... I can't imagine it being rapped.
Posted by tvellalott 5 years ago
tvellalott
Why?
Posted by iPwnuNOW 5 years ago
iPwnuNOW
please stop the rap battles please
Posted by tvellalott 5 years ago
tvellalott
Con made good use of going second, some of his lines were really good. ^_^
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Vote Placed by Beachgirly 5 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Well done Pro!
Vote Placed by HeartOfGod 5 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: con had way better rhyme schemes and punches al three rounds, pro wasn't bad tho
Vote Placed by 16kadams 5 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: pro won round 2 and 3 was tied.
Vote Placed by Viper-King 5 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: This was a close one. Con had absolutely no actual beat in Round two and Pro nailed it both rounds. However after Pro beat up Con in Round 2.Con raped Pro in Round 3. Enough said.
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Reasons for voting decision: lol