Techmology and Science..... is it real?
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Science ain't real. People just made it up. It's all fake.
Here Ali G took these blokes to school. He has a friend like Willy too. His name be Rainbow Jeremy. Watch the video.
they says they got a man on the moon, but they ain't even got sumfin' to keep ice cream from meltin' in ya fingas.
NOTE: WATCH VIDEOS FOR THE JOKES TO MAKE SENSE
Naa blad, let me tell you a little tale about my past.
I come from da westside reejan called Staines:
Now in Staines I got dis m8 called Ricky:
Now mi'mate Ricky he beleevz in da science.
Mi'mate in Khazakhstan, borat, has sum problem beleevin' in da science:
I WILL NOW PROOVE 2 U WAI MI'MATE RICKY IS RIGHT AND WHY BORA' IZ MEGA-WRONG. DEEE PROOF IZ UNDENIABLE.
REEZAN 1: Mi'mate Ricky t'inks i'm a BAdman whilst mi'mate Borat t'inks i'm a cocksucker. Obviously Ricky is right
Ricky 1-0 Borat
REEZAN 2: Mi'mate Ricky beleevz in god Jaa of Rastafarianism whilst mi'mate Borat beleevz in some suicide bomber named Allah.
Ricky 2-0 Borat
REEZAN 3: Mi'mate Ricky open da safe for da secret docyuoomentz by switchin' da engine of da car on. It's so legit. Borat aint dun that tho.
Ricky 3-0 borat
REEZAN 4: I disprove Kobe Bryant by explainin' dat basketball haz sprigns bcoz room is filled with air and it ain't bouncing. Kobe Bryant iz left speechless. Kobe Bryant iz black, borat iz form Kazakhstan so he iz more black dan Ricky.
Ricky 4-0 Borat
Science iz real and Techmology must be real bcoz mi'mate Ricky open safe wid it. He got D in physics innit?
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