Simply say weird sentences you've heard or read somewhere. They may or may not make sense in context. It has to be something you've heard or read somewhere and not just something that you made up. However, you are not required to say where you got them from. Weirdest sentence wins.
"Speaking as a medical physician, why might I shove my finger up your bottom if you couldn't name seven bald men apart from Yul Brynner?"
"When I was little my teacher would always bark at me and wag her tail and say that 2 + 2 is equal to the product of a dog and two cats assimilating and then I falcon punched the teacher and everyone was crying tears of something."
Reasons for voting decision: The physician one did it for me. Second place was can you fertilize the chicken egg. Second sentence was pretty funny. They were all good! But the best one was sentence one, which goes to pro.
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