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funwiththoughts
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Rexrawr
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Tell weird things you've heard or read

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Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 10/6/2013 Category: Funny
Updated: 3 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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funwiththoughts

Pro

Simply say weird sentences you've heard or read somewhere. They may or may not make sense in context. It has to be something you've heard or read somewhere and not just something that you made up. However, you are not required to say where you got them from. Weirdest sentence wins.

"Speaking as a medical physician, why might I shove my finger up your bottom if you couldn't name seven bald men apart from Yul Brynner?"
Rexrawr

Con

"When I was little my teacher would always bark at me and wag her tail and say that 2 + 2 is equal to the product of a dog and two cats assimilating and then I falcon punched the teacher and everyone was crying tears of something."
Debate Round No. 1
funwiththoughts

Pro

Fish divide?
Rexrawr

Con

The product of two fish is equal to the negative tenth power of a cat giving itself a bath.
Debate Round No. 2
funwiththoughts

Pro

A needless elf walking down the center of a small village, and I get to translate that passage!
Rexrawr

Con

"Can you fertilize the chicken egg?" the boy asked the teacher.
Debate Round No. 3
funwiththoughts

Pro

Then the Vikings turned up round our way and said "Boing! Boing! Goldfish cock!" and then they went home.
Rexrawr

Con

If the quantity of pie is 3, then solve for a cat on taco Tuesday.
Debate Round No. 4
funwiththoughts

Pro

If you hadn't made friends with a crab and waved around a condom that you thought was a snake, you wouldn't be the man you are today, so I can't put it in.
Rexrawr

Con

"Ugh." It can't fit yelled the boy trying to fix his pen.
Debate Round No. 5
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Vote Placed by kbub 3 years ago
kbub
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Reasons for voting decision: The physician one did it for me. Second place was can you fertilize the chicken egg. Second sentence was pretty funny. They were all good! But the best one was sentence one, which goes to pro.