The Instigator
Phenenas
Pro (for)
The Contender
JimShady
Con (against)

The Brotherhood is a bunch of cucks.

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Started: 9/26/2017 Category: Cars
Updated: 3 months ago Status: Debating Period
Viewed: 393 times Debate No: 104159
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Phenenas

Pro

Hello, all. I will be arguing that every single member of "The Brotherhood" of Debate.org is, in fact, a cuckold. My opponent naturally will be arguing against this notion. But first, some definitions:

The Brotherhood - a group of edgy white dudes who frequent this website and gave themselves a deceptively cool name. Members are known to have no social life and to use "free speech" as an excuse to be an asshat to everybody.

Cuck - a man who has a pathetically small penis, so he allows his female partner to seek pleasure from other men. The cuck is usually present during these acts of defilement, watching and being aroused vicariously.

Anyone can accept, but I encourage the "members" of The Brotherhood to do so.
JimShady

Con

I accept this debate as a Brotherhood sympathizer and possibly-future member. Since Pro is the one with the accusations (the Brotherhood being cucks), the burden of proof is on him.

I accept both definitions, although I think Pro being quarrelsome means he should lose conduct.
Debate Round No. 1
Phenenas

Pro

Thank you, Con. Sons of Scotland, I am William Wallace. Con had this to say in Round 1:

"William Wallace is 7 feet tall."

Yes, I've heard. Kills men by the hundreds, and if he were here he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse. I AM William Wallace. And I see a whole army of my countrymen here in defiance of tyranny. You have come to fight as free men, and free men you are. What would you do without freedom? Will you fight?

Aye, fight and you may die. Run and you'll live -- at least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!

ALBA GU BRA!

Sources:
The Encyclopaedia Britannica
JimShady

Con

While Pro's Braveheart speech was inspiring, it is irrelevant to this debate. I'd like to remind him that burden of proof is on him.
Debate Round No. 2
Phenenas

Pro

Apologies, Con. I had accidentally pasted that instead of my real argument, which is this:
Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take ya
Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama
Key Largo, Montego,
baby why don't we go,
Jamaica

Off the Florida Keys
there's a place called Kokomo
That's where you wanna go
to get away from it all
Bodies in the sand,
tropical drink melting in your hand
We'll be falling in love
to the rhythm of a steel drum band
Down in Kokomo

[Chorus:]
Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take you to
Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama
Key Largo Montego,
baby why don't we go
Ooh I wanna take you down to Kokomo,
we'll get there fast
and then we'll take it slow
That's where we wanna go,
way down in Kokomo.

Martinique, that Monserrat mystique...

We'll put out to sea
and we'll perfect our chemistry
By and by we'll defy
a little bit of gravity
Afternoon delight,
cocktails and moonlit nights
That dreamy look in your eye,
give me a tropical contact high
Way down in Kokomo

[Chorus]

Port au Prince, I wanna catch a glimpse...

Everybody knows a little place like Kokomo
Now if you wanna go to get away from it all
Go down to Kokomo

[Chorus]
JimShady

Con

Ok. Here's my song.

Pro fvcking around with this debate
Fvcking around so much like he's on a date
Instead of handling the brotherhood business
To post, I only got five minutes, bitches

Look in the mirror, see who's the real cuck
You're djck's so small you can't even fvck.
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Debate Round No. 4
7 comments have been posted on this debate. Showing 1 through 7 records.
Posted by NDECD1441 3 months ago
NDECD1441
Wow. Short but snappy. Bad this debated been completed i think jim would have won
Posted by ShyreWolf 3 months ago
ShyreWolf
@masterful OOOOO You rekt me mate
Posted by FanboyMctroll 3 months ago
FanboyMctroll
Anyone who isn't a hater can join The Sons of Solidarity
Posted by Masterful 3 months ago
Masterful
Then you will have even more members that don't know how to debate :)
Posted by ShyreWolf 3 months ago
ShyreWolf
Hahaha you're funny Phenenas.

Join the Alliance.
Posted by Deathwolf 3 months ago
Deathwolf
@JimShady you smooth a** rapper :D
Posted by What50 3 months ago
What50
I'm not white though.
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