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The Fruit on Meloncat's Head is a Melon, Not a Grapefruit

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Started: 8/16/2012 Category: Science
Updated: 5 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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TheBossToss

Pro

I hereby challenge 1dustpelt to a debate regarding the nature of the fruit on Meloncat's head. 1dustpelt claims it is a grapefruit, however, this is clearly false! Such heresy shall not be tolerated!

Rules:
Logic and logical arguments are BANNED in all-powerful Meloncat's presence. They are not needed to prove the melon on his head is indeed a melon.

4 rounds of awesome.

48 hours to post your rounds of awesome (or in 1dustpelt's case, rounds of not-as-awesome).

8,000 character max.

Cats.

Let the debating........ begin!
1dustpelt

Con

First, there is a mistake in the Resolution. It should be:

The Fruit on Grapefruitcat's Head is a Melon, Not a Grapefruit.

New Rules:
Only 1dustpelt can make definitions
The can be no more rules made.

Definitions:

This is a melon:



This is a grapefruit:



The Story of the Grapefruit


First, let me tell you the tale of the grapefruit, recorded in many history books. The god Ra loved grapes. Because he was the high god of Egypt, all the other gods and goddesses would try to please him by bringing him grapes. One day, the goddess Isis, who owned a huge plantation of grapes, thought of an idea. She would make a giant grape vine, with grapes as big as what we now know as grapefruit. Eating one of the grapes would bring great power. She has her servants mix lots of potions and magic spells. One day, one of her servants, accidently dropped an orange in the potion. The servant was afraid to tell Isis, so they kept on working. Finally, when Isis presented the potion to Ra, a giant grapevine did not come out, but a grapefruit tree. Isis was very angry and put the grapefruit on top of a pyramid where nobody could get it.



One day, a cat climbed up the pyramid and ate the grapefruit. He was instantly given power of the gods. The cat wore the grapefruit on his head and became the most powerful being in the universe!



This is what happens to anyone who disobeys him:






Few people have the superpower to survive these boulder attacks. Here is one of those few people:



As you see,


is clearly not on his head because if it were on his head he would not be as powerful as he is today.

Sources
1. http://www.tinyurl.com...
2. http://www.youareanidiot.org...
Debate Round No. 1
TheBossToss

Pro

I would like to thank my opponent for his arguments.

The Grapefruit Story Fallacy
I would like to begin by saying that my opponent's story about the creation of the grapefruit is completely true. However, he leaves one important detail out: THERE ARE TWO TYPES OF GRAPEFRUITS. One are the green ones. They are high in sugar content, and Isus feeds them to Oprah so he can chuckle at her girth:

Sadly, Oprah's gotten fat again. Too many green grapefruits.

The other type is the mutated, sour, disgustingly revolting orange colored ones (seriously, have you ever had those? They are horrible!):


Ugh, does that not just want to make you vomit with all its bright fruity nastiness. That is clearly not the fruit on Meloncat's head. However, how do we prove that the fruit on Meloncat's head is not a green grapefruit?

As has been established, Isus uses green grapefruits to make Oprah fat so he can laugh at her. However, EVERYONE LOVES OPRAH. When she gains girth, people are sad. This means that green grapefruits are a weapon of EVIL. Meloncat is not evil. Meloncat just gets pissed off when people are too lazy to give them his kibble.
He is a bastion of good. Therefore, as a melon:


is of the same color, we can conclude it is a melon on Meloncat's head. However, that begs the question: how did the melon get there, and what is its significance?

The Story of Meloncat
Once, Meloncat was just a regular cat (I know, I know, it's unbelievable, just bear with me). His name was Sir Fluffles Meowmeow Victor Romero the Third. He lived with a human named Timothy Bumblestock, an enormous nerd with no social potential whatsoever. None. At. All. While Sir Fluffles Meowmeow Victor Romero the Third languished in the torture of living with this bumbling baffoon, Timothy Bumblestick pursued the advances of the hottest girl in town. Because he was butt-ugly, he decided to create a hat that would give him ultimate control OF THE WHOLE UNIVERSE to impress her. As he was almost finished with his work, he realized he would need a living thing to become his hat. He dashed opstairs and grabbed a melon that he never ate, because fruit sucks. Candy is way better. After the melon was completed, Timothy Bumblestock had control OF THE WHOLE UNIVERSE. So he ran upstairs, set the melonhat down, and called up the girl to see if she would come over.

Sir Fluffles Meowmeow Victor Romero the Third, meanwhile, was hungry as f*ck. He hadn't eaten all day! When he spotted the Fancy Feast on the table, he absolutely had to try and get it.

Sir Fluffles Meowmeow Victor Romero the Third's reaction the the Fancy Feast.

Sir Fluffles Meowmeow Victor Romero the Third's attempt to grab the Fancy Feast was successful. However, in knocking it off the counter, he knocked the melonhat off the counter, too. It landed on his delicate head and he became MELONCAT, ALL POWERFUL. His first action was to destory utterly Timothy Bumblestock, who was a drain on the world's resources and would never get the girl. He then built an island, upon which he built a palace filled with Fancy Feast, in the middle of the Mermuda Triangle. His presence causes all the disappearances, as the sailors become mermerized by Meloncat's presence and just stare at his palace.

This is the story of how Meloncat became to be the all-powerful ninjawarriorsamuraibosspantskitty he is today. We have proven it is a melon that gives Meloncat his powers, and not some demonic fruit meant to make Oprah fat.

All hail MELONCAT!!!
1dustpelt

Con

My opponent and I have agreed to try this debate another time because my opponent has had technical issues.(Pics not showing up) Leave this a tie.
Debate Round No. 2
TheBossToss

Pro

Vote tie! Or, um, just don't vote at all.... I'm confused. Tie!
1dustpelt

Con

1dustpelt forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 3
TheBossToss

Pro

So um yeah, just go to the redo, the link is in the comments.

Sorry guys.
1dustpelt

Con

Vote tie!
Debate Round No. 4
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Posted by 1dustpelt 5 years ago
1dustpelt
Okay, I will accept later. Not now, too many debates= bad
Posted by TheBossToss 5 years ago
TheBossToss
So 1dustpelt, just post the other rounds real quick so we don't leave it sitting for too long. You can just copy your round with all the pics and stuff into the new debate here: http://www.debate.org...

Voters, if you could go there too that would be great. The trolling must go on!
Posted by 1dustpelt 5 years ago
1dustpelt
Deal
Posted by TheBossToss 5 years ago
TheBossToss
Yeah, and we can just copy the openings to the new debate... deal?
Posted by 1dustpelt 5 years ago
1dustpelt
@TheBossToss Do you want to try this debate again later where your photos show up?
Posted by bossyburrito 5 years ago
bossyburrito
This is the best debate ever.
Posted by 1dustpelt 5 years ago
1dustpelt
Go to your photos and upload it.
Posted by TheBossToss 5 years ago
TheBossToss
How do you add it to your photos?
Posted by TheBossToss 5 years ago
TheBossToss
How do you add it to your photos?
Posted by 1dustpelt 5 years ago
1dustpelt
@TheBossToss

You have to copy and paste them from your photos
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