The Funny Debate Pt 2
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The premise is simple. Come up with a story, where someone dies, but make the pronoun game vitally important, because whoever dies better be difficult to guess. If we can guess the right person who died in each others stories, then we both win. But if only one of us gets it right, that person wins by default.
Characters: Joe Schmo, Larry Birdy, Happy Melark, Lovely Smith, Sherriff Eddyson, Kylo Ren, Chewbacca.
It is a day in Who Cares. No one cares what day, it is one though. On this day, a decision was made. No one cared. Except for Lovely Smith. This decision involved death. Whose death? No one cares. But Joe Schmo did care. Joe Schmo wanted to be a bad boy, so he bought a motorcycle. The dealer didn't care. Happy Melark wanted to be a good girl, so she bought Barbies. The Sherriff Eddyson didn't care. Except Sherriff Eddyson, he seemed appalled. While Happy Melark used Barbies in a way that only Sherriff cared, Lovely Smith headed home to his wife Kylo Ren (no homosexual, Kylo Ren is a she), who didn't care. Joe Schmo was singing to the clouds, but they didn't care. Happy Melark threw her barbies, but no one cared. Chewbacca screamed, no one cared. Chewbacca screamed, no one cared. Larry Birdy screamed, no one cared. Sherriff Eddyson screamed, no one cared. Kylo Ren wept, but no one cared. Joe Schmo stared at clouds, and no one cared.
It's all about the subtleties my man. Joe was not the one dead. I will explain the fate of all the characters.
Joe: Rode off into the sunset on his motorcycle, while singing and staring at clouds. The final line was a decoy.
Larry Birdy: Witness to the murder.
Happy Melark: The murderer, who bought Barbies that were actually weapons, which she could throw and cause screaming. So when everyone screamed after she threw the Barbies, it should have been obvious she threw them at someone and everyone else screamed. Becuase the victim should have screamed, but everyone didn't care, so they screamed.
Lovely Smith: The one actually killed. He was the only one who was not paying attention to the murder weapon, and also was the only one who didn't scream or do something after the screaming, because he was dead.
Sherriff Eddyson: Witnessed the murder weapon being bought, but it wasn't be used and because no one cared he didn't arrest Happy Melark.
Kylo Ren: The wife of *hint hint* Lovely Smith, and the one who *wept* at the end, not scream.
Chewbacca: Witness to the murder. Not much else to say.
So there you have it? That is the real cast and their roles. Confused? Also did you like it?
Voters: If you did not figure it out, I believe a con ballot is warranted.
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