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Munchi
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The Government Shutdown Was Caused By The Japanese

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Started: 10/14/2013 Category: Politics
Updated: 3 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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TheShadowPriest

Con

There's no way that the Japanese could of caused the government to shut down, they were too busy eating rice and playing JRPGs and other video games.
Munchi

Pro

Actually, your theory is dead wrong. They specifically eat "white" sticky rice, and play Super Mario Kart 7. Now on to the debate. The Japanese found the technology to hack into the U.S. congress's mind and cause a government shutdown, thus making Japan look like a world leader.
Debate Round No. 1
TheShadowPriest

Con

However, Japan is much weaker than China, whom benefits from the US government working, which would make the Chinese attack the Japanese, which is turn would cause Russia to attack the England. This would bring Quake to becoming true and give Canada all of the worlds nuclear weapons. This has obviously not happened and you should learn your history. Besides, the Japanese are practicing their samurai techniques with some french guy.
Munchi

Pro

Japanese hacked into China's government just now. So your theory is wrong.
Debate Round No. 2
TheShadowPriest

Con

Why? What does China have that the Japanese already don't? They have Asians, they have white, sticky, scrumptious, delicious rice, samurai armies, and anime! What could they want?
I mean, what could Japan really want with anything? They just bring their culture over to us. They bring their weird game shows, lovely ladies, cool history, awesome anime, and California spring rolls over to America.
What could they want? Unless, what they want is to have not as much as they have, but more of what they want to not have. Do they bring a new era into the life that we live, or do we only decide to dismiss it because it's different and alien to us? Do we know what we want, when we want it, or even how we want it?
As Americans, I think not, for Japan is all we want to have..... But in any case, they didn't hack it because the Japanese are Asians and got rice stuck in their computers.
Munchi

Pro

Looks like are raging more than arguing, but anyways....

The Japanese are mad at the USA because of pearl harbor, The Japanese are mad that we don't celebrate pearl harbor day as much as we should. They are also mad that the Americans stopped showing Dragonball Z on Cartoonshitwork.
Debate Round No. 3
TheShadowPriest

Con

But Dragon Ball Z Kai was pretty good....
Munchi

Pro

It only lasted 5 months, plus the intro was gay. It's all about that ROCK THE DRAGON!

I'm watching FOX right now and they are live right now saying the Japanese hacked into the government again, they just added another week to the shutdown! The shutdown should have ended yesterday!
Debate Round No. 4
TheShadowPriest

Con

Fox is controlled by absolute liberal conservatives! Of course they would say that Japan is going to shut down the government even more! They're just using that because Obama is from Japan and not Hawaii! Don't you understand, they're just straying you from the truth! You must understand that THEY are destroying you! THEY are pushing you away from the true truth! THEY don't want you to know about HIM! HIM and THEY don't like each other, but the followers of HIM will be forever in the great tree in the sky, where HIM will bring us nuts to eat for eternity! THEY don't want you to go to HIM! But HIM will come and protect us! HIM hates the Japanese, so THEY use them to distract you! Go to HIM, and we will help!
Also, the Japanese eat white sticky rice.
Munchi

Pro

I am watching the African Fox Channel, with Kukbukab as the host. Afican Fox is not run by liberal Conservatives!
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Debate Round No. 5
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Posted by Goldname 3 years ago
Goldname
LMFAO this is hilarious
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