The Instigator
thedebatekid
Pro (for)
Losing
3 Points
The Contender
TheAntidoter
Con (against)
Winning
9 Points

The Most Awesome Yo Mama Battle Known To Man

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after 3 votes the winner is...
TheAntidoter
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 10/8/2012 Category: Entertainment
Updated: 4 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 960 times Debate No: 26072
Debate Rounds (5)
Comments (10)
Votes (3)

 

thedebatekid

Pro

First round is for acceptance, the rest is for an awesome battle of epic proportions. Do you accept?
TheAntidoter

Con

I accept this debate. 1 Joke per round. Votes go to the winner.
Debate Round No. 1
thedebatekid

Pro

Yo Mamas so fat the only thing keeping her from her McDonalds id the door.
TheAntidoter

Con

Yo mama is so fat that she can't even jump to a conclusion.
Debate Round No. 2
thedebatekid

Pro

Yo mama is so ugly that she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
TheAntidoter

Con

Yo mama is so ugly that she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't even come back.
Debate Round No. 3
thedebatekid

Pro

Yo mama is so poor that when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe and said "Hey miss, lost a shoe?" she said "Nope, just found one!"
TheAntidoter

Con

Yo mama is so poor that I saw her wrestling a squirrel for a peanut.
Debate Round No. 4
thedebatekid

Pro

thedebatekid forfeited this round.
TheAntidoter

Con

TheAntidoter forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 5
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Posted by TheAntidoter 4 years ago
TheAntidoter
Questions? There is only 1 question. And yes, I am being cocky that I can win the next debate against you. Let's go sometime, but make the time to post longer.
Posted by thedebatekid 4 years ago
thedebatekid
Lets go down your statement shall we.

1. It would be unfair.
I agree and thank you for that.
2.It makes my win easier.
I dont know if your being selfish or... no i think your being selfish.
3. Better Conduct???
I mean exactly that, ill make sure we have more time the next debate. At least we will be able to get in all of our jokes.
4. The voters don't have to agree.
Im not demanding, i would just like their input on the matter

Thank you and i hope this helps with all of your questions.
Posted by TheAntidoter 4 years ago
TheAntidoter
The reason I forfeited after you is because It would be unfair to get mo jokes then you. If you want me to get more jokes then you go ahead. It'll just make my wins easier. And about "better conduct", I assume you mean not forfeiting, is that right? And besides, you made the last debate, so it would be better if you made that debate.

P . S The voters do not have to agree with this. I will not accept If the voters are demanded to comply to our debate, not theirs.
Posted by thedebatekid 4 years ago
thedebatekid
After reading the voters comments I agree, If you would like a re-match with better conduct and cleaner jokes. I will be willing to comply. Both you and the voters must first agree.
Posted by thedebatekid 4 years ago
thedebatekid
You forfeited the round right after me so you don't have much of an argument either.
Posted by TheAntidoter 4 years ago
TheAntidoter
Well, From the person who said "I didn't forfeit first." That is a very argumentative statement. If you are trying to start a flame war in the comments, good luck.
Posted by thedebatekid 4 years ago
thedebatekid
wow, angry much
Posted by TheAntidoter 4 years ago
TheAntidoter
Which you knew of before the debate. No excuses. The voters are the deciders.
Posted by thedebatekid 4 years ago
thedebatekid
I didn't forfeit first. I would have had my joke in if it wasn't for the lunch thing.
Posted by TheAntidoter 4 years ago
TheAntidoter
He made the debate time 30 minute rounds, but made it 45 minutes from lunch. We were screwed.
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Vote Placed by emospongebob527 4 years ago
emospongebob527
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Reasons for voting decision: Waterboarding is a form of torture in which water is poured over the face of an immobilized captive, thus causing the individual to experience the sensation of drowning. Waterboarding can cause extreme pain, dry drowning, damage to lungs, brain damage from oxygen deprivation, other physical injuries including broken bones due to struggling against restraints, lasting psychological damage, and death. Anyways FF.
Vote Placed by AlwaysMoreThanYou 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Bossyburrito, you're objectively wrong. Con's jokes were by far superior, and I amend my vote to reflect that.
Vote Placed by bossyburrito 4 years ago
bossyburrito
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Reasons for voting decision: Conduct for FFting first. I felt that Pro's jokes were funnier though.