The Random Debate
Debate Rounds (5)
Unlimited Characters, 72 Hours to post the randomest bunch of crap you can think of.
The audience will vote on who is more random. (being what they have already seen, and what they have not, or what is more funny)
Up to you to translate.
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FUZZY HIPPO SOCKS ON YELLOW FACED BANANA EATERS.
Yes. That is all.
Fire Breathing Squirrels are on the Googlez nao
take a looksie: http://3.bp.blogspot.com...
is dat a squirrel... idk
my spleen just ruptured... oh noez
yes, yes I eat crayons and poop rainbows
nyan cat style
Being random about Doge is just so old so I'm not going to do it.
I would hate to be this dog http://www.thefatlossninja.com...
You know what's weird? when someone says potato in a really deep voice while talking to you. Or when someone says "Have a nice day." and then I say "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO."
anyways, pink fluffy unicorns http://i.ytimg.com...
You are a Russian Spy. You have been working for the KGB since the USSR dissolved. You will be brought be for the Supreme Court of France and be charged with High Treason and Public Masturbation.
You make an appeal before your hearing before the date 7/8/2089 if you submit the proper application to your Lords and Saviors Denzel Washington and Bernie Sanders.
It's quite sad to see such a magnificent unicorn like yourself be taken so young by the Soviet Menace. Gorbachev's seductive birthmark has taken my virginity as well.
In prison you will be subject to 27 hour cycles in the "Tickle Room," and you will be forced to eat nothing but orange pulp and expired Japanese soda to drink, with one cup of haggis for dessert. Your only source of entertainment will be a 24/7 broadcast of the Garbage Pail Kids Movie.
Baron von Lord Doctor Robotnik III
The crew of the Enterprise sends their regards. Scotty promised a "dirty surprise" for you when you are cleared of your charges.
Oh noez.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! why me? i am just a flying pink fluffy unicorn T_T
I'm no communist! Commies!!!!!!!!!!!
Please believe me, I'm Ronald Reagan!!!!
MR. GORBACHEV TEAR DOWN THIS WALL!!!!!! plz?
But I don't want to make an appeal!!!!!! I have to to go back to the future!! :D I like getting into twuble
wait a minute? I'm not magnificent! I'M FABULOUS!!!! http://www.ineedlol.com...
He already took my virginity :D
OOOOOOH THE TICKLE ROOM! THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN!!!!! :D wait a minute are my feet going to be tickled? :o we can play footsies after!! :D
THE CAKE IS A LIE.
omg i hate the pulp why meeeeeeee pulp is like guts that are mushed up it feels like you are eating a person T_T im no cannibal plz dont OMG FLAT SODA IS THE WORST T_T T_T_TTTTTT_T_T_T_T_T_T_T__T_T_T plz dont i beg u
mmm haggis looks scrumptiabumpalicious http://www.turnbullclan.com...
wait a minute i luv dat movie :D its like Kick-@ss but betta! :D maybe this won't be so bad :D
dat name is fabulous.
i have a feeling dat dirty surprise is a bj from a red head. ew i hate red pubes especially when the guy's name is "Scotty."
KGB IS DA BEST RESTUARANT IN SOVIET RUSSIA!
FOR THE MOTHERLAND!!! oops i just said that
i hope im guilty because when i get into prison im going to purposely drop the soap!! :D i wonder what happens and why people keep mentioning it
dont worry i have a friend that will bail me out if it's bad :D (just said that too)
wait i've heard rumors about you russians are you communists because those fat guys that are afraid of change told me that D:
you know what book i read the other day? My Sweet Audrina. You should check it out :D I luv the part where Audrina licks his father toe jam OH WAIT I JUST SPOILED IT PLEASE DON'T READ DAT T_T
i also luv going outside and pointing up in the sky "DEAD BIRD" and I luv how many people look hahaa people are idiots!
OH WAIT I REMEMBER YOU LOL IT WAS SO FUNNY
i was in an elevator with my friend and you walked in and i said "we've been expecting you." haha you ran so fast out of the elevator. IT WAS ONLY A JOKE DUDE XD you pussycat
and then when you got into the next elevator i was sitting outside the elevator and right when it opened i said "you thought you could run." and you ran back into the elevator and forced it to close LOL
ha man you are so funny
you know what you should do? when someone says "grab a seat" just grab the chair literally and walk out of the room
anyways i hope scotty isn't from scotland and i hope he isn't a redhead T_T
For real now
Under God we gain our strength
Cheeseburgers are the best things ever
KKK is my fraternity
You must realize how great I am
Or else I will have to kill you
Uhh.... I forgot the last line ;-;
Did you enjoy my poem? Want another? Okay!
Oh boy I forgot to but some milk
B*tch wife is gonna kill me
As if I prefer Minaj over Prince (I really do)
Michael Jackson was an Oreo
Apples are for retards
I'm so good I should publish this.
Get rekt skrub. http://i.ytimg.com...
1v1 me in GTA Online I'll reck you man.
If I win you give me your house, your PC, and your mom's silicone breasts.
If you win you get nothing! You lose! Good DAY sir!
Good lord Wonka makes good sh*t
So with 9,301 characters remaining, I better hurry up before I run out of room. ;-;
lol pls m8
omgz those poems were fabulous
i once walked up to this guy and if he knew the time, and he said yes :D but then he walked away T_T
LOL you know what's funny? write "sorry for the damage to your car" on a paper and put it on a random car XD
one time i died, but got better
sometimes i just dress up in all brown, lay on the ground and pretend im a potato q.q http://3.bp.blogspot.com...
wait a minute, I don't need to dress up! Potatos have skin, I have skin, therefore I AM A POTATO :D
I eat babies. The good kind: http://www.awallpapersonline.com...
I eat work at Mcdonalds and people say I'm a bum T_T
Wanna hear a song I like?
MY ANACONDA DON'T
MY ANACONDA DON'T
MY ANACONDA DON'T WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS SON!
OH MY GOD
LOOK AT HER BUTT
Im not good at singing T_T
Purple Monkey Dishwasher please looksie: http://drawception.com...
if you make fun of it i will chop your banana off. oh wait i forgot you have a thumb tack! heh
im teh pro at GTA Online so dun even try dat bruh, you will get rekt :3 I dont like dat stuff anyway
Are pillows edible?
they taste like cheese
Ninja Cockroach: https://www.google.com...
such a long link for one image q.q
i volunteeer as tribute to give a bj to a blonde (why do i keep mentioning bj's)
I HAVE A POEM :D
I look out my window and what do I see?
A large grizzly bear coming to visit me
Oh Lord, please change that bear's direction
He's not invited and I don't want his affections
I look again out my window and what do I see?
A large black bear standing next to an oak tree
I was taught to be polite when company arrives
But this uninvited guest has taken me by surprise
I look again out my window and what do I see?
A large black bear preparing to take his leave
There are many grizzly bears in these here hills
But I ain't Goldie Locks and these bears are for real
And I didn't forget it because I copied and pasted it. wait forget that sentence(lawl).
what i usually do is get some chocolate on my hands and smear it all over, then i go into the stall and reach under the side to ask for toliet paper OR i call pizza hut and ask for the number to Domino's :3
I go to the pet shop and ask for a cow
A B C D E F G.. what comes next
what to do in an elevator:
-when there's a lot of people in the elevator just say "now you know why I've brought you all here today."
-Bring a desk in the elevator and ask people if they have an appointment to get on
-make racecar noises when the elevator starts moving
-sell girl scout cookies
-say "ding!" at each floor
-clean your gun
-bring a shovel and keep banging it against the floor
-light a cigarette and tell people "Smokey the Bear doesn't know what the hell he's talking about."
-play a harmonica
-meow every 10 seconds
this has been what to do in an elevator :3
Sometimes I just like to order a bunch of fast food and pull out during the drive-thru to confuse people lol
Ring-a-ding-ding, i want an onion ring
Ding-a-loo-loo, i have to poo
Sounds like I'm high, right?
Well I'm not.
Sorry to dissappoint you, ma'am.
Oh well, where were we?
So I was playing GTA IV when I realized that I left my PC in the oven.
After I retrieved it, I decided that it was in too much misery from heat stroke.
I cocked my rifle, and ended that miserable piece of crap's life.
I just stepped on a stupendous staple walking back to my room after doing the deed.
A lot... ;-;
Obama should be impeached for taking executive action on illegal immigration.
Why do I care?
I do. Take my word for it.
Or don't. Please ask first if you do.
You might have to get a loan if you want my word.
Bird is the word.
Where did I leave my beer can?
I filled it with chloroform and was planning on leaving it in your mom's bed.
Oh well. She'll sleep with me anyways. I have that effect on transvestites.
My debates bring all the boys to the yard.
Even the crappy religious-based ones.
Maybe Tony Blair would like them...
I have three tabs open.
Did I say tabs? I meant strip clubs.
The women are always checked for STD's before they give members the 'business.'
If they're clean, I fire them.
Hell, strippers are supposed to be dirty, right?
I just realized round four is purple.
Makes sense, since purple is a royal color.
I'm a KING.
More like a peasant.
May Jesus bless my name.
Or damn my name.
I might like hell.
It's warmer than Idaho right now...
Sometimes I just like to order some pizza and prank the pizza guy :3
Usually he drops the pizza after I scare him with a unicorn costume so I get free pizza :D
But usually he calls 9-11 to report a wild unicorn on the loose o.o
And not the driveway with cars ;)
I did your mom
by making you,
with this white stuff,
I was riding on a bus once and a kid yelled in the background:
Obama should be impeached because he's not who we think he is.
He's Barack OSAMA.
Just you watch, another terrorist attack will happen,
and the terrorist will be him.
I don't say "Thank God."
Because the god you think of isn't real,
there is only one real god,
that is Chip Kelly.
So I say,
Usually I just scream at people when they walk by my house,
sometimes I run at them with my 12 gauge,
sometimes I put on my unicorn costume and chase them,
sometimes I dress up like Adolf Hitler and chase them,
sometimes I just like to dress up as Jason and see if they are idiots,
because Jason is a fictional character.
Negotiating in a divorce, my ex-wife said, "You're being really rigid, and it's a little hard to swallow."
You know what I replied?
"That's what she said."
We got back together ;)
I think there is something wrong with my cat...: http://fsymbols.co...
Well, I usually just lay it out there,
give it a few jerks
they go after it right away,
I give it a few more hard jerks
then usually they just lie down and accept their fate.
If you thought I was talking about fishing, you are right.
If you thought about sex, YOU HAVE A DIRTY MIND.
"9-11 what is your emergency?"
"I GOT MY DICK STUCK IN A WINDOW!"
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