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The Random Question Game.

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Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 11/9/2013 Category: Funny
Updated: 3 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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austinlaam

Pro

This is the random question game.

1st round- Answer my questions and then you will ask 3-5 more
2nd- repeat
3rd- repeat
4th- repeat

Answer these:

1. What is the meaning of life
2. Who was the greatest person to ever walk on this planet?
3. Is it possible to count to Potato?
4. What does the fox say?
xXCryptoXx

Con

1.What is the meaning of life?

Life - the condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death.(1)

2. Who was the greatest person to walk this planet?

The one who made the greatest positive difference in the lives of all people.
In other words, Michael Jackson. Obviously. Tuh. Or the guy who made poptarts.Yeah, it was probably the guy who made poptarts.

3. Is it possible to count to potato?

If your mental condition allows you to, then yes, it is quite possible to count to potato.

4. What does the fox say?

Wa-wa-way-do Wub-wid-bid-dum-way-do Wa-wa-way-do Bay-budabud-dum-bam

Mama-dum-day-do Abay-ba-da bum-bum bay-do (2)

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Questions For You

1. If a chicken attempts to cross a road, and no one was around to see it, did it still get hit by a car?

2. Behind the computer no one knows who or what I am; What am I?

3. XA+Z/B-(XAB)A/F+T=XZ+B-D(AB/Z)-X? Show your work.

4. If your son's father is your uncle's grandfather's cousin, then what are you?

5. Would you rather not do it with a horse, but have everyone think you did it with a horse, or do it with a horse and not have everyone think you did it with a horse?


Debate Round No. 1
austinlaam

Pro



1. If a chicken attempts to cross a road, and no one was around to see it, did it still get hit by a car?

- It depends if the chicken got hit by a car in the first place.

2. Behind the computer no one knows who or what I am; What am I?

Hopefully a banana, because I'm hungry. Most likely you're a person.


3. XA+Z/B-(XAB)A/F+T=XZ+B-D(AB/Z)-X? Show your work.

The answer is= XAZ/BX BA BB A/FT=XZB -D -DAB -DZ - X.

I cant show the work that's in my head >:)

4. If your son's father is your uncle's grandfather's cousin, then what are you?

My Great Great cousin.


5. Would you rather not do it with a horse, but have everyone think you did it with a horse, or do it with a horse and not have everyone think you did it with a horse?

Bestiality is illegal!!!! So, I don't want people knowing I did it.

Your Questions

1. If you had to live on an island with a mermaid would you rather have the fish side bottom of the belt down, or stomach to the head fish?

2. Cats or Dogs?

3. Do we have free will?

4. When was the last time you had a shower?
xXCryptoXx

Con

I forgot my sources from last round; here they are:

(1)https://www.google.com...

(2)http://www.metrolyrics.com...

Now onto answering the questions.

1. If you had to live on an island with a mermaid would you rather have the fish side bottom of the belt down, or stomach to the head fish?

I would have it be fish on the waist down. The only good that would come from it being fish on the waist up is that I could do it with the mermaid, but then I'd be staring at the head of the fish while that is happening and that might just mentally scar me. Bottom down though and she still does have any clothes on from the waist off heheh *prod prod* *poke poke* if you get what I mean.


2. Cats or Dogs?

Dogs are the epiphany of happiness in a temporal existence where happiness has no objective nature, and sadness is the ultimate fear that humans have.

3. Do we have free will?

Am I choosing to write this answer? I do not believe any extraterrestrial force made me write it.

4. When was the last time you had a shower?

The night before last night. I should probably get on that.

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Questions For You

1. What does it mean to be cool?

2. Are you cool?

3. What is your favorite activity to do?

4. If you could do anything, what would it be?

Debate Round No. 2
austinlaam

Pro

Questions For Me:

1. What does it mean to be cool?

Cool:
* if or at a fairly low temperature.

2. Are you cool?

Yes it is fairly cold in my room

3. What is your favorite activity to do?

I like debate.org :)

4. If you could do anything, what would it be?

Go back in time and talk to Socrates.

YOUR QUESTIONS

1. If you could live anywhere, where would you live and why?

2. Google or Bing?

3. What are numbers?

4. Can you experience anything objectively?

5. YOUR definition of will.

xXCryptoXx

Con

1. If you could live anywhere, where would you live and why?

Equestria, because ponies. (My Little Pony)

2. Google or Bing?

Baby I'd bing your google so hard.

3. What are numbers?

A quantity represented by a symbol.

4. Can you experience anything objectively?

If only one reality exists, there are no present multiverses, and God exsts then yes, I can experience something objectively.

5. YOUR definition of will.

The ability to deliberately cjhoose a course of action.

or

The expression of a future tense.

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Questions For You

1. No one has ever been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

2. Vanilla or chocolate?

3. Bitches or hoes?

4. What is the point of this debate, that's not even a debate at all?

Debate Round No. 3
austinlaam

Pro

QUESTIONS FOR ME

1. No one has ever been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

false?

2. Vanilla or chocolate?

CHOCOLATE

3. Bitches or hoes?

I'm not a gardener. I like female dogs more.

4. What is the point of this debate, that's not even a debate at all?

What's not the point of the debate?

YOUR QUESTIONS

1. What year did your 15th great-grandfather live in?

2. What's the difference between blue and red. ( BE CREATIVE)

3. What's your dogs name?

4. What is/was the greatest band that ever lived?

xXCryptoXx

Con

Questions For Me

1. What year did your 15th great-grandfather live in?

Gee, well seeing that I only have one great-grandfather and not fifteen, I don't think I can answer that. I guess the proper answer would be that in this reality (or multiverse), my 15th great-grandfather didn't exist at all.

2. What's the difference between blue and red. ( BE CREATIVE)

They're spelled differently.

The mind's perception, attatchment, and reaction to the two colors.


Perhaps there is no difference at all, rather the mind distuingishes a difference that doesn't even exist.


Maybe it's the way the light reflects off the two colors.

Red is better.

Poptarts.

3. What's your dogs name?

Snickers.He's a German Sheperd.

4. What is/was the greatest band that ever lived?

The one that created that created the greatest positive difference in the lives of all people.

So the guy who created poptarts.


This was a fun little game.

Vote Con Becuase I'm Typing In Giant Letters, and this is a really cute seal.




Debate Round No. 4
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Vote Placed by TrueScotsman 3 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: RFD - Argument goes to Con, partly because I enjoyed his answers, but more importantly because he typed in really giant letters and pasted a picture of a cute seal. :) Also Archangel35 vote bombs without giving a reason for the decision so that compelled me to vote.
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Reasons for voting decision: My vote goes to Con, he seeme to answer all the tough questions in a humorous way. Pro and Con both get source points, as well as S&G. I would say this is a close debate.