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Inql0rdBl4rgh0nk
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ClementineIsNotAnOrange
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The Salamanders should be made living saints.

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Started: 11/20/2015 Category: Entertainment
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Inql0rdBl4rgh0nk

Pro

I believe they should because of their refusal to kill anyone who looks at them funny.
ClementineIsNotAnOrange

Con

I disagree with the proposition that Salamanders should be made living saints as they are literal hell spawn.

Observe:

Look at this thing.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com...

Looks kind of cute right?

Think again:

http://i.crackedcdn.com...

This picture clearly demonstrates that salamanders are blood-sucking demons, so therefore should not be made living saints.


I thank you for your attention and eagerly await your response.

Debate Round No. 1
Inql0rdBl4rgh0nk

Pro

I did not say salamanders, I said "The Salamanders", which are a group of Space Marine loyalists, and perhaps the only loyalist chapter capable of understanding mercy and compassion, as well as occasionally going out of their way to assist innocents in need. Completely different. tl:dr: I think you misunderstood. Or you're just making a joke, in which case never mind.
ClementineIsNotAnOrange

Con

Seeing as Pro neglected to define the term 'The Salamanders' in Round one, I shall continue to refer to them as 'newt-like amphibians that typically have bright markings, once thought able to endure fire.'

My second argument is that since the definition of the word saint is 'A person acknowledged as holy or virtuous and regarded in Christian faith as being in heaven after death', salamanders cannot by definition become living saints as the living can't become saints. In addition to this salamanders are not people. Finally, as they are inherently evil they can't become saints as this renders them incapable of being holy or virtuous.


Here are some pictures of creepy salamanders:
    1. https://upload.wikimedia.org...

    1. https://40.media.tumblr.com...

    1. http://www.aquapress-bleher.com...

    1. http://questionableevolution.files.wordpress.com...

    1. http://i.livescience.com...


These photographs clearly demonstrate that salamanders are evil.



Vote CON!



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Debate Round No. 2
Inql0rdBl4rgh0nk

Pro

Inql0rdBl4rgh0nk forfeited this round.
ClementineIsNotAnOrange

Con

ClementineIsNotAnOrange forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 3
Inql0rdBl4rgh0nk

Pro

Inql0rdBl4rgh0nk forfeited this round.
ClementineIsNotAnOrange

Con

ClementineIsNotAnOrange forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 4
Inql0rdBl4rgh0nk

Pro

To presume something to be evil just by looks is wrong and bad. Therefore you would not be virtuous enough to become a living saint, and could therefore be lying. Or I'm just bored at this point. Take your pick, vote Vulkan He'Stan 2016. (Or 42,000. Whichever.)
ClementineIsNotAnOrange

Con

ClementineIsNotAnOrange forfeited this round.
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