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Stupidape
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TheJewelOfJool
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The USA should invade Canada. Joking btw.

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Started: 11/15/2015 Category: Funny
Updated: 1 year ago Status: Post Voting Period
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Stupidape

Con

Rules:

1. Winner will be determined by funniest reasons to invade/not invade.
2. Most unreliable sources determines win, as opposed to usual reliable.
TheJewelOfJool

Pro

I'm happy to accept this debate. Should be interesting. Veeeeery interesting.
Debate Round No. 1
Stupidape

Con

The USA shouldn't invade Canada because we would lose access to Canadian bacon, lose much of our digital entertainment, and Canada is owned by England and we wouldn't want to annoy the Brits.

"Canadian bacon is a type of bacon used on Pizza or English muffin commercially available breakfast sandwiches." [1].

"Canada is one of the global leaders of the entertainment software industry.[20]"[2]

"Canada's still owned by England." [3].

Due to my reliable sources invading Canada would be the wrong move.

Links
1. http://bacon.wikia.com...
2. https://en.wikipedia.org...
3. https://answers.yahoo.com...
TheJewelOfJool

Pro

The US should invade Canada because the US needs to know the glories of poutine(1). Also, the conservatives will get their F-35s and they can shut up about it.

Canada is cold cold cold(2), so becoming part of the US would make it warmer. Because it's part of the US.

Lastly, the US needs something to do with their huge military that's way too overfunded(3). It just gets boring

Sources:
1: Anyone who's tried poutine
2: My backyard when it's winter
3: https://en.wikipedia.org...
Debate Round No. 2
Stupidape

Con

Canada is cold, if the USA travels to Canada their ice cream could melt. [4]. Instead, the USA needs to invade Mexico. That way ice cream could be eaten. [5].

Sources:
4. My dog told me so.
5. My chair told me.
TheJewelOfJool

Pro

Canada is boring. Being part of the US would make it fun(1). There would also be no stupid customs at the border(2) and everything the US gets, Canada will get too(3).

Sources
1: If you're been to Canada and went to any place other than Toronto, you know/.
2: I don't need a source. YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS!
3: My baby dragon said it's false. He lies.
Debate Round No. 3
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