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tylersch96
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Jebediah-Kerman
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The best joke.

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after 1 vote the winner is...
Jebediah-Kerman
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 10/4/2013 Category: Funny
Updated: 3 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 651 times Debate No: 38482
Debate Rounds (3)
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tylersch96

Pro

First round is acceptance. No limit on subject. One joke per round.
Jebediah-Kerman

Con

I accept this argument, and look forward to it. Do we include answers, or does the other person guess it?
Debate Round No. 1
tylersch96

Pro

Why don't Jewish cannibals like eating Germans? Answer: They give them gas.
Jebediah-Kerman

Con

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"

By the way, I didn't find your joke that amusing...

Sources: http://en.wikipedia.org...'s_funniest_joke (is that cheating?)
Debate Round No. 2
tylersch96

Pro

tylersch96 forfeited this round.
Jebediah-Kerman

Con

A BRIEF HISTORY OF MEDICINE

2000 B.C. -- Here, eat this root.

1000 A.D. -- That root is heathen. Say this prayer.

1850 A.D. -- That prayer is superstition. Drink this potion.

1940 A.D. -- That potion is snake oil. Swallow this pill.

1985 A.D. -- That pill is ineffective. Take this antibiotic.

2008 A.D. -- That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root.

Sources: http://www.jokes.com...
Debate Round No. 3
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Vote Placed by Gondun 3 years ago
Gondun
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Reasons for voting decision: Conduct for the forfeit. Con's jokes were funnier. You don't need sources for jokes.