The Instigator
Loveshismom
Pro (for)
Winning
3 Points
The Contender
melody1
Con (against)
Losing
0 Points

The cow did not jump over the moon.

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Loveshismom
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 3/16/2014 Category: Funny
Updated: 2 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 622 times Debate No: 49230
Debate Rounds (5)
Comments (5)
Votes (1)

 

Loveshismom

Pro

Here is how the debate will work: We will make funny jokes. Mine will be about why the cow did not jump over the moon, and my opponent's will be about why it DID jump over the moon. In votes, "conduct" will refer to how funny the jokes are, and "more convincing arguments" will refer to how much sense the jokes make. No sources, support of topic, or scientific verification will be required. One joke per round.

The cow didn't jump over the moon. Chuck Norris kicked it.
melody1

Con

Your Mom is a cow and I threw her over the moon off of Mickey Rourke's brothel catamaran (with some difficulty I might add).
Debate Round No. 1
Loveshismom

Pro

Yo mama is so stupid that when she saw a comet, she though it was the cow jumping over the moon.
melody1

Con

The comet was your fat mom farting
Debate Round No. 2
Loveshismom

Pro

No, it was your dumb mom trying to figure out how the cow jumped over the moon by doing it herself.
melody1

Con

actually It was your mom's ugliness causing a supernova by a star that wanted to stop illuminating her hideousness.
Debate Round No. 3
Loveshismom

Pro

It was your mom being rocketed off of Mars by Martians for being so ugly.
melody1

Con

melody1 forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 4
Loveshismom

Pro

You were retrieving your mom from outer space, and then you forgot about this debate and forfeited.
melody1

Con

melody1 forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 5
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Posted by Loveshismom 2 years ago
Loveshismom
@ Geogeer how are you gonna tell our moms on us.
Posted by Loveshismom 2 years ago
Loveshismom
No we're not
Posted by hd1997 2 years ago
hd1997
You are both idiots
Posted by Loveshismom 2 years ago
Loveshismom
They can win with a yo mama joke, some joke they googled, etc
Posted by ThoughtsandThoughts 2 years ago
ThoughtsandThoughts
How can anyone else win with the Chuck Norris joke already used up? Haha! :)
1 votes has been placed for this debate.
Vote Placed by Geogeer 2 years ago
Geogeer
Loveshismommelody1Tied
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Total points awarded:30 
Reasons for voting decision: I'm telling both of your moms on you. BTW con forfeited.