The Instigator
tvellalott
Pro (for)
Winning
22 Points
The Contender
Blank
Con (against)
Losing
16 Points

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after 8 votes the winner is...
tvellalott
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 10/6/2010 Category: Entertainment
Updated: 6 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 2,239 times Debate No: 13294
Debate Rounds (4)
Comments (28)
Votes (8)

 

tvellalott

Pro

Yep, it's me again.
Another rap diss battle. (Cause I love em!)
No holds barred. You can call my mother a dirty prostitute or say I have an ugly face or whatever. I won't take offence. But be warned, I will definately say terrible things about you.

Anyway, to make it interesting lets add a few elements to the game...
1) Your rap must be at least 16 lines. (Otherwise you suck, duh.)
2) Pooka, m93samman and L cannot accept this battle. (I want to battle new people derp.)
3) You must give your opponent 4 sets of 2 words that he/she must use during his battle.

My opponent may choose whether or not to go first.
If he chooses to go first, he must forfeit round 4. (No penalty for this obviously)

My opponents first 4 words are...
Orange Sherbet (Hehe)
Sticky-tape
Empty box
Blank page
Blank

Con

Your words are
football game
Onion Ring
Ping-Pong
Breakfast Club
Debate Round No. 1
tvellalott

Pro

Ok...
Ok......

Welcome Blank, to tvells think tank.
Thanks for taking the time and try to enjoy your brief stay.
Ok, here's what I've got to say…

Blank rocks into the DDO bat-tle,
Thinking he can compete against the big t-vell?
Son, round one, we'll be ringing the knock-out bell.
Prattle on as much as you want, try your best, do your worst.
You're fvcking with a man with an unquenchable lyrical thirst.
I can p1ss away a hundred good disses, all hits, no misses.
Thursday to Wednesday, my internal thesaurus persists.

Face to face, like Judd Nelson and Anthony Michael Hall.
I'll bully this wimp until he crawls in a corner, rolls up in a ball and bawls.
But this ain't no BREAKFAST CLUB, we won't be friends at the end.
Cause you're like the Tele-Tubbies and I'm the Happy Tree Friends.
Eyes roll back in my head, evil grin, just call me Flippy.
Having your as$ drinking from a cup that's Sippy.
I spit like a crazy mother fvcker, I am insane
More personalitys then the crowd at a FOOTBALL GAME.
Saliva flies in all directions.
Lyrically I discom-fvcking-bobulate.
One look, I cause your mum to ovulate.
I'm not short, but I'm like Napoleon.
Cause I invade and conquer her fallopians.
Have her popping PING-PONG balls up out her pus$y.
I'm Sushi yeah, I'm cold, raw and fresh.
I'm Tim Roth in Lie to Me, I always see the truth.
Like a moth, fly or a bee, I'll bug you in the booth.
I sting like hitting you in the eye with an ONION RING.
Ok, time to wrap this up like a burger at Burger King.
Blank

Con

yo...
yo...

Blank versus TV, rap battle everyone keep you eyes glued
A slaughter like this would usually be on a pay-per-view
Because God has given me the rhymes as sweet as ORANGE SHERBET
I sell my rhymes to amateurs like you, getting green like Kermet

Talks about fvcking my mother, but take off the disguise
I don't need to be "House" to tell that "everybody lies"
But you need a chef not a doctor, if you think you will win this debate
We need the best to tell if somebody here is getting "baked"

This guy couldn't even get a girl who is he kidding
I saw posters on the street with your face on it saying "Game is Missing"
Talking about how he always hits and never misses
This guy in the club only gets slaps and no digits

TV's feeling himself, but his head is just another EMPTY BOX
You stepped into a bear's house there aint getting out goldilocks
Cause when I spit, my rhymes and my flow is murderous
Like Hannibal Lector I eats your rhymes like its breakfast

My rhymes float like a butterfly they sting like a bee
Against you its safe to say, I can be rap's Muhammad ALI
My raps are instant classics like Steamboat Willy
I piss on all your rhymes as if I'm R Kelly

Put some STICKY TAPE on you mouth and stop breaking microphones
My raps fvck you up so bad, Chris Crocker gonna tell me to leave you alone
Next round I be having you in a fit of rage
As you scratch your head thinking over a BLANK PAGE
Debate Round No. 2
tvellalott

Pro

tvellalott forfeited this round.
Blank

Con

... yeah
... yeah
...wassup wassup

I'm Blank but you already knew that , i make b1tches gush
But when i touch the mic I'm LL Cool J "everybody just Hush"
T.V, they call me the rap terrorist, my rhymes are like bombers
I have you fallin in a instance just like the twin towers

You thinking over the pages, but no solution to beat me
Add this to another failed rap like an F on your WORKSHEET
"Omg TV is it true? that BLANK straight up assaulted you?"
"You got raped (lyrically speaking) like the girl with the DRAGON TATTOO?"

Yes, ladies and gentlemen its true this guy chickened out like Scooby Doo
But it was imminent from the beginning you would lose, couldn't get the clue?
No way a tuna can beat a shark, look it up in the NATURE ENCYCLOPEDIA
I would say you beating me... haha... simply got bad case of deliria

Your brain is like a cheap USB STICK, getting errors for you
My rhymes are on a new level and its just too much for you
My rhymes are sick, and sweet, I just got a natural flow
TV don't try to be Kobe, and try to force your sh1t out bro (Kobe's case)

In your eyes i bet i look unbeatable, rapping circles around you like bugs bunny
Everyone pull out your wallets, betting on me is another sure thing like flloyd Monay
It's sad that it had to go down like this, I thought u had balls but you seem to have a cl1t
Pu$$y! don't try this sh1t again, Call PETA on me because it looks like i just had to whip this b1tch!

This is just a game to me, I own this sh1t just like a monopoly
You say prayers to go to jail, that's right punk you wanna hide from me
It is simple I'm on another level, Hell you ain't even ranked
Consider this a murder, Headshot! at point-BLANK
Debate Round No. 3
tvellalott

Pro

Ding.
May have missed a round, but I'm still strides ahead of you.
Throw some lyrics together, they stick like fvcking SUPER GLUE.
Bell dings, tvell's flying out of the corner, ready to smash it.
Your lyrics are as tasty as WARM TOAST covered with rat sh1t.
Passion for in-rhymes, doubles and hyperboles.
Thrashin' b1tches, pummel em when they try hurting me.
Your disses are fables, I'll sink you like I was navel.
You're playing checkers, b1tch this is a MAHJONG TABLE.
Kicking a5s, my power is greater than the BLUE RANGER.
My mighty morphin syllables are putting your life in danger.
You've got no class son, you're shooting from a glass gun.
I'm taking a limo to buy gum. Like a bubble I pop your dome.
Don't lose your BUS PASS kid, you'll need it to get home.
No doubt of my victory, Blank. You're as manly as Gwen Stefani.
My lyrics are buff like Arnie, HOLLABACK GIRL, stop acting smarmy.
Major skills compared to no frills, thrills causing chills,
My RED ROCKET will leave you limping like Heather fvcking Mills.
Extravagant, tyrannical, taking over DDO rap like my name was Nero.
Zero, your score like you aren't plugged in playing GUITAR HERO.
Blank

Con

Blank forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 4
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Posted by tvellalott 6 years ago
tvellalott
I thought I won. :P
Posted by Blank 6 years ago
Blank
I didn't think you would vote for yourself TV
Posted by sllewuy 6 years ago
sllewuy
sorry to change my vote but everybody was voting for resources
Posted by tvellalott 6 years ago
tvellalott
I had to use "Blue Ranger" and " Mahjong Table". I think I made them fit quite well. Everything flowed together. But fair enough.
Posted by Loserboi 6 years ago
Loserboi
Well overall i laughed more with Blanks, TV i felt like you forced alot of your raps without knowing what you were saying. Like "My power is greater than the blue ranger"? "youre playing checkers this is a mah jong table"?
Posted by Loserboi 6 years ago
Loserboi
not to be a dick but wth counts as resources in this debate...
Posted by Loserboi 6 years ago
Loserboi
Bellumquodpacis i dont understand what you mean... every rapper goes yo... yo... its like how eminem started his raps in 8 mile
Posted by Danielle 6 years ago
Danielle
"Yo" is an English slang interjection that was highly popularized after being commonly used among Italian-Americans. I'm 100% Italian-American and I say Yo during rap battles... so?
Posted by LiquidLiquid 6 years ago
LiquidLiquid
I have heard many MANY people battling in real life, and many do start off just saying " yo yo", thus Blank's usage of "yo yo" is legitimate.
Posted by BellumQuodPacis 6 years ago
BellumQuodPacis
LMFAO Blank, you seriously type "yo.......yo........." and expect me to take you seriously? Man if I live in Detroit your a$$ would be flat like paper foo'. At least tvell said "ok.....ok...." I mean dont act\ ghetto if ya aint. Its a debate site lmao
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