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MassiveDump
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This Poem by MassiveDump is about John Madden

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MassiveDump
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 8/4/2013 Category: Arts
Updated: 3 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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MassiveDump

Pro

This poem, I believe, is about John Madden. It goes as follows:

John Madden,
John Madden,
John Madden,
John Madden,
John Madden,
John Madden,
John Madden,
John Madden.

John Madden,
John Madden,
John Madden,
John Madden,
John Madden,
John Madden,
John Madden,
John Madden,
John Madden.

John Madden,
John Madden,
John Madden,
John Madden,
John Madden,
John Madden,
John Madden.

John Madden,
John Madden,
John Madden,
John Madden,
John Madden,
John Madden,
John Madden.

John Madden is good,
John F*cking Madden.
bashisasi

Con

John Madden touch his hole,
The hole purge a path divided a lonely path
Like a volcanic mountain John Madden, rubs it hard
up and down as John Madden goes,
suddenly like a mad cow in a lovely heart,
John Madden bottom goes pew pew pew.
that is how John Madden rows!
Debate Round No. 1
MassiveDump

Pro

My opponent did not negate the resolution. Vote Pro.
bashisasi

Con

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Debate Round No. 2
MassiveDump

Pro



THIS IS HOW WE DO IT
bashisasi

Con

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Debate Round No. 3
MassiveDump

Pro

Vote Pro.
bashisasi

Con

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Debate Round No. 4
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Posted by Buddamoose 3 years ago
Buddamoose
I really don't want to award this win to Massive... but yeah, he won... I guess?
Posted by InVinoVeritas 3 years ago
InVinoVeritas
>.< Fail.
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Vote Placed by Nataliella 3 years ago
Nataliella
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Reasons for voting decision: FF, and Con didn't argue Pro's point.
Vote Placed by RoyLatham 3 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Con should have argued the meaning of "about." I'm not sure Pro could have handled that.
Vote Placed by orangemayhem 3 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Oh, good old Dumpy... err, neither side used sources, equal S/G yadda yadda yadda, Con failed to negate the resolution and forfeited.
Vote Placed by lannan13 3 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: FF
Vote Placed by Naysayer 3 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Neither debater presented any argument.