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jdog2016
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This is Impossible (Troll Debate)

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jdog2016
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 6/3/2013 Category: Entertainment
Updated: 3 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 1,022 times Debate No: 34469
Debate Rounds (5)
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jdog2016

Pro

http://www.wackywong.net...

<<<<< I stand affirmative, that this triangle is impossible to make.

Round uno for acceptance.

This debate is meant to be fun and funny.

<>Profanity allowed
<>Telling the truth not required
<>Making sense not required(though don't get too carried away. Keep things at least partially on the subject. :D)

VOTING: Category "sources" is to be changed to "hilarity point", and is to go to the person who was the most entertaining, and funny.
has00

Con

WAIT.... WUTTTTT? hahah I don't get it.
Debate Round No. 1
jdog2016

Pro

Ok. Hi everyone. My name is Jayden, and ummm I'm here to prove something to you. So there is this triangle right? And MAN LET ME TELL YOU! It's freaking impossible to make. It's that simple. Now let me tell you why.

1. It doesn't make sense

Ladies and gentlemen, ask yourself. Does this triangle make sense. No. Of course not. Why do we park in driveways, and drive on parkways? Doesn't matter really. What's important is that you realize that this triangle makes no sense, AND THEREFORE CANNOT BE POSSIBLE. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? I don't know. Probably not.


2. You can't disagree with me

Why do people ask you, "Can I ask you a question?" It's not like you have a choice, they already did. That's exactly what this is. You THINK you can believe that the triangle is possible, but in reality, you don't have a choice. Whether you now know it or not, you deep down believe that the triangle is impossible to make.

Also, what's the point of thongs? It's like buying a wedgie.


Anyhow.......


"This triangle is beyond belief. It's physical complexity is unable to be comprehended. This triangle IS, without a doubt, impossible to make. I don't believe even Einstein could have made it."

-- Just Stein. B. Bear (The great philosopher)

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3. Why do people make rubber duckies yellow, when real ducks are green, or brown? It's kind of dumb.

This contention is so incredibly off topic, that I will just stop typing for a while. Ok I'm back now. But still, there really is no where to go from here soooo...

If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor?

Makes noooooooooo fvcking sense.

VOTE
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has00

Con

has00 forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 2
jdog2016

Pro

Son of a B!TCH. If you forfeit again, then the audience must vote bomb in my favor. Good day sir.

Extend all arguments.

VOTE
PRO

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Bro Fist :D






has00

Con

has00 forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 3
jdog2016

Pro

Ok audience, the time for a votebomb is now. Extend arguments.

VOTE
PRO

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Bro Fist :D
has00

Con

has00 forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 4
jdog2016

Pro

FVCK MY LIFe!
has00

Con

has00 forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 5
6 comments have been posted on this debate. Showing 1 through 6 records.
Posted by jdog2016 3 years ago
jdog2016
thIS IS BULL SHITTTT
Posted by Upold2135 3 years ago
Upold2135
I like jdogs point on thongs funny ;)
Posted by jdog2016 3 years ago
jdog2016
already 8 likes? I have a fan club ;D
Posted by Aress8526 3 years ago
Aress8526
Agreed, jdog has some funnnyyy as heii debates. This is my faves http://www.debate.org...
Posted by Mitherove81 3 years ago
Mitherove81
I can't wait to see how this unfolds
Posted by Hemat8057 3 years ago
Hemat8057
llooooooooolllzzzzzzzzzzzzz ;)
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Vote Placed by Travniki 3 years ago
Travniki
jdog2016has00Tied
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