Tomatoes Lay Eggs
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4.2349842 Buzz Lightyears. I've noticed that 7.935% of tomatoes lay eggs. The sound the tomatoes make when laying eggs is a watery moan emiting from the tomatoes bottom. When I saw this I jumped with joy. I had a dream about having a tomato lay an egg. It inspired me to be a better person. So I sat on the tomato to keep it warm.
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Vote Placed by brant.merrell 1 year ago
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Reasons for voting decision: I founded a nonprofit, organic tomato orgasm five years ago. Last week one of my employees brought me a client who shat a hampster. The tomato was lodged in her gall bladder, laying eggs that circulated through her body looking for a way to fertilize into hampsters and inducing lust. Always cook your female tomatoes before eating them. I only eat males.
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