Troll debate: Hitler was gay for Stalin
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Hello everybody who happens to read this utter series of sh*t. I assume you will have a very crap time reading it and an even worse time masturbating to it but nonetheless wish you the best on both.
It is that time of year when we all must wonder if Hitler was gay for Stalin and the answer of any sane lunatic (as I am) is... YES!
Not only did he shake the old man's hand several kinky time but unlike a 'spit shake' he did a jizz shake! OMG
I shall now let you watch the video displaying a common 3-way combo in world war two, the two already-heavily-gay buddies Mao+Stalin and their capitalist/socialist enemy-with-benefits HITLER!
OMG THEY R SO CUTE TOGETHER:
Stalin was most definitely gay for Hitler. But Hitler didn't concede to Stalin"s sweet a$$. Hitler stuck with women but did flirt with gays(like me) to make them jizz themselves. But he did this out of the kindness of his heart, not from the lust of his loins. Raty mud man posted 2 videos which seem legit. If you look closely however you can see they're fake as Dolly Parton"s breasts.
The second video is obviously fake as jink stanks. Look at the video I posted. The subtitles can be reedited. And that quality of video wasn't around then. Ratty mud man is trying to decieve us for his sexual gay pleasure. Don't be decived voters.
Hey voters..... I think RMM wants my booty. Please watch him!
WHY DO MEN AND WOMEN F*CK? COS DEY R OPOSITTS!
WHY DO BLACK MEN WID BIG COX AND WHITE WOMEN WID BIG TITS ATTRACT EACH UDDA? COS DEY OPPOSITTE!
OMG IT LIKE THIS:
HITLER = Fascist DICTATOR OF CAPITALIST GERMANY
STAILN = Communist DICTATOR OF SOVIET RUSSIA
DEY BOTH SIMILAR THING (Dictator) like both ppl who be banging in da bed be HOOOMANZ BUT YOU SEE... DEY NOT BE DA SAME POLITICAL FIGGAZ IT LIKE Causain b!tches and Niggaz innit?
OOOH YEAH MY LOGIC IS SOOO TRUE.
And while they were going at it (hitler takign it up the A55 of course) Stalin said "OH DEAR NAZI I CAN TAKE YOUR SH*T FOR THE SAKE OF THIS OOOOOH DAT A$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$................
Hitler had a love of the female fruit so much. It's rumered he became a mormon to have more then one wife. Stalin acted out plays of Romero and Juliette but Juliette was dresses as hitler. Hitler thought it was cute but didn't surcome to Stalins seduction.
Straight is great but gay is the jayyy
At a first glance you are right, Stalin and Hitler had such a brutally conflicting personality combination that oftentimes their relationship appeared...
This was actually to cover up the extreme BDSM relationship they had! First of all HITLER (great as he is) USUALLY preferred to be SPANKED! HOWEVER Stalin would sometimes demand the feeling of Hitler wearing the pants in the relationship!
THEY HAVE SUCH A DEEP EMOTIONAL CONNECTION xoxo
And if Slin realcould be a woman, their baby would look like this:
Stalin constantly sang the song "If I was your boyfriend" to Hitler,but he replied with the following
I love you as a brother and nothing" 1
If we embrace the idea of Stalin Hitler relationship with Hitler consenting is embracing a bap van doe philosophy. Which is gay and fake. Killamanjaro pointed out that hitler loved stalin as a friend and not gay.
Pat mc patricks said in order for hitler to be gay with stalin Hitler wouldve needed 3 nipples. and he only had 2. So the resolution is false.
1. Hitler, Adolf. 1948. Letter to stalin
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