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ProfessionalGenius
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labarum
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Unicorns should be used as a source of global oil and fossil fuels to protect the U.S. in war.

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Started: 1/14/2014 Category: Funny
Updated: 3 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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ProfessionalGenius

Pro

I am in affirmation to the resolved. The unicorns could be used as a source of transportation like horses were used in the past. It is a known fact that unicorns can travel at the speed of light, so things would get done a lot faster riding one of them. The unicorn poop could simply be turned into oil and fuels, because of its strong chemical properties. The unicorns can use their magic powers to shoot lasers and rays of light from their horn. These rays of light, known as rainbows, will distract the enemy. During the time of distraction the unicorn will have more than enough time to impale its opponent. Unicorn vomit will also come in handy. The special magic vomit can be used as glitter bombs so after war the land will look shinier than ever before. This burst of shininess will be seen from all across the world and work as a beacon for aliens to see our planet from space. Once the aliens see the bright light they will travel from their distant galaxy to visit Earth. On their peaceful return back to their galaxy they will bring bacon the greatest gift ever to be given. Thanks to the unicorns we will have a bridge between Earth and extra terrestrials and that is why I am in affirmation to the resolved.
labarum

Con

I am in disagreement. It is proven by non partisan studies that the 'rainbow gas' emitted by unicorn poop is filled with greenhouse gases and other toxic chemicals. I propose nuclear power powdered dragon teeth instead.
Debate Round No. 1
ProfessionalGenius

Pro

The problem with dragon teeth is that they have unpredictable results. Like in world war two with Hiroshima. The japanese tried to create a super weapon. In result they climbed the Zagros mountains and found the elder dragon Futom and they removed his teeth. After they had grinder the teeth to dust the teeth's nuclear properties intensified. The iodine levels climbed to substantial heights and the then the teeth exploded. The blast was so powerful it killed anywhere from 241,000 to 900,000 people. Though the strong properties of dragon teeth should be used unicorns would be a much better choice. The power of seven unicorns working in unison will cause even the greatest of problems to implode! This is why unicorns win every time!
labarum

Con

Futom was an unstable dragon for powderization. Due to more research and information on the matter, scientists are now able to locate stable dragon teeth for powderization. To your comment on the 'power of 7 unicorns acting in unison can solve any problem though implosion.' is false. New studies have shown that unicorn horn energy is NOT strong enough to make Lance Armstrong's remaining testicle to implode on account that it was retro fitted with depleted DRAGON TEETH depostis. As generals around the world learned from the 'pimp my Kangaroo war' fought between Australia and Vatican city. That powderd dragon teeth grants increased agility to fighter plains and adds an extra umph to any explosives dropped on orphanages. Not only does powdered dragon teeth provide a powerful weapon modification, it can also be the american standard for money, considering that it is worth 5 times that of meth.
Debate Round No. 2
ProfessionalGenius

Pro

ProfessionalGenius forfeited this round.
labarum

Con

My apponints silence only proves my point. nuclear powerd dragon teeth are the way of the future.
Debate Round No. 3
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Posted by Mr.UniconMagic 3 years ago
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Where are your guys contentions?
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