Video Rap Battle: My Ex Is Worse Than Yours
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| Started: | 9/15/2009 | Category: | Entertainment |
| Updated: | 2 months ago | Status: | Voting Period |
| Viewed: | 1,882 times | Debate No: | 9499 |
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 Pro 1. Each rap verse will be no more than 50 lines long 2. My opponent will post a brief introduction, and I will begin the rap battle in R2 3. There will be 2 video verses each to be posted in Rounds 2 and 3 4. Round 4 will contain the lyrics we both used in our rap I'd like to wish my lovely girlfriend good luck, and may the one with the most lyrical soul win ; )  Con 1. Who you agreed with before the debate - Vote Pro, cuz she's cute 2. After the debate, judge based on creativity and rhyme structure 3. As for conduct, I think those with the best insults should win this point 4. Spelling and grammar should be translated to lyrical flow (delivery) 5. Convincing arguments... self-explanatory (whose ex sounds worse) 6. As for sources, please refer to our lyrical content, which will be posted conveniently in R4 I'd also like to wish my amusing and talented girlfriend the best of luck... this will be fun :D |
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Pro FIRST RAP: My ex is far worse than yours no comparing Ricans to wh0res two cents street corner - not for what she should know but what she's going to h0e, a two cent blow anything for three cents, she wont say no I might have gotten her on one but dozens have got her on both knees my mex ex is full blown psychiatry drunk as usual, schizophrenic delusional unzipped flies in five isn't unusual you know, my ex hasn't got a proper soul in the military learning about gun control yet she can't seem to handle a simple phone got me working every day to the bone because our cellular bill was overblown had me paying, in fact, nine-thousand dollars yeah, you heard me right, nine-thousand dollars now just imagine how many hollah's she had to have done in a single day calling to Europe to just say hey for a couple of hours on my expense you think that a person would have some common-sense what you should know is my ex is like a black hole every hooker drawn magnetically to her pull I'm sure she had to start hiring traffic control or possibly even some heavy riot control as all of those mistresses be diving in no wait, I think I should have called flood control and then I should have thrown her to border patrol kicking and screaming in garbled Espanol to a country where she'd be working for only pesos It's alright, most of them work for minimum wage though at least down there she wont be consider a cheap h0e In and out of a wife of some married man Going from door to door like a delivery van You can call 480-374-9587 too and find out just what the brown can do for you unfortunately she turned me into an orgasm faker while she became the neighborhood's hit maker watch out Babe Ruth she's that home run base taker so much cheating she's got my head in a spin but that's alright, because this new girl's a win after I was done with that Mexican from hell got this other shawty ringing on my cell it's like I got a message straight from Raphael got me every night now screaming "Oh Danielle!" more commonly, DDO, you would know her as "L" SECOND RAP Well, at least your ex has got two degrees mine is sucking off seamen on Navy seas She's got so much head, she should have a Ph.D my ex's father was a Baptist Pastor all the teachings of Christ seemed to have passed her got into narcotics, did more meth than than Fergie dabbled in heroine and some THC now add those needles with her chronic promiscuity and it's a d@mn mystery how this girl didn't get HIV though she did turn up positive for hepatitis C now we had to agree, that we, couldn't be, but you see when Jessi, she told me, she slept with a monkey turned my living room into the D.M.Z. oh you got the best of me? full blown fist fight you see should have been fu<king on to her screaming that she would need a coroner and all I see is the drunk b1tch stumblin' grumblin, huddlin', trippin' over the ottoman didn't so much as need to spit on her to win at least your FedEx only delivered to you mine was getting riders all over the country like Jet Blue Her teeth were more crooked than Blagojevich fumbled around in bed, couldn't catch and couldn't pitch now she's dating a girl a foot shorter than herself resembling to the tee like a d@mn Keebler Elf don't know how she went there from my gorgeous self you see, my ex was taller than the Jolly Green Giant on her weather reports I came to be reliant drinking a beer keg to herself, she was quite able could of drank an Irishmen like Panda under the table so much alcohol in her, no wonder she was always screwing a stranger I'm sure if you gave her enough, she would even fu<k Charlie Danger look close enough at her face and you would see a disaster like that DDO tournament when Lwerd destroyed Logical-Master there's nothing pretty there, just a losing situation just a former has been, or a grandeur imitation my ex has less stable than combining the Balkan Nations allegations on her relations are far from admirations degradation of my ego for years in her cultivation gravitation to this black hole was something super sonic stayed turned on and working for so long, shoulda' called her Panasonic you think your b1tch was ebonic, well that's quite ironic what's more ebonic then screwing a girl who's vagina is purple someone blacker and whacker than Steve Urkel though my ex was dumb, it doesn't take an academic degree to know you should never, ever cheat on Vi oh I'll always remember, remember the end of November my ex's treason and plot because I know of no reason, why my ex's treason should ever be forgot Con 01) My ex is a crazy Rican - a leethal combination 02) Made my life sh1tty like fecal condensation 03) She used and abused me; Stupid bit<h she confused me 04) Refused to stop booze and snooze cure her blues, see 05) Man that girl is a doozey, one who's fussy and choosey 06) Though not with the pvssy cuz that chick is a floosey 07) Like a store sample, there for everybody to test it 08) Your ex is a lesbian and mine is bi cuz she's desperate 09) She's older too, she's thirty, but she still needs a sitter 10) She's fat and she's dirty, a size thirty would fit her 11) A face like a gorilla with a mustasche like Hitler 12) Cops ALWAYS around; she would get pinched like a hitter 13) But no she wasn't a winner - I've done much BETTER since her 14) My new girl gets me WETTER like Mike Phelps the swimmer 15) So you compare Jess to UPS and that analogy fits her 16) But my stupid fedEX'S motto is: She "lives to deliver" 17) I mean your Mex ex working in the military sure is a joke 18) But mine is on welfare; her job is to suck di<k for coke 19) See I worked to support mine too - damn, how ironic 20) But the truth is mine works to get Tails to chase her like Sonic 21) She's dumb and hooked on chronic, what she NEEDS is Hooked on Phonics 22) That bitch so histrionic only knows how to speak ebonics 23) So evil and demonic - 4 foot 11 with a complex Napoleonic 24) Clubbing it up more than music: Electronic 25) Plus the sex was sad and she tasted bad like tonic 26) Meanwhile my new girl is the bomb like atomic 27) And we're busy constructing our love so tectonic 28) Yeah she's my best friend but our bond is more than platonic 29) So yeah, where was I, oh - my ex who's surely worse than ya 30) I mean it, no lie, this witch LOOKS JUST LIKE URSELA! 31) Some kind of big sea urchant with death gripping tentacles 32) Hurt me so bad like I got punched in the testicles 33) Yet she had a hold on me and would come back with resurgency 34) Then bleed me dry and put me in a room: the Emergency 35) Man that doesn't seem like a healthy relationship, does it? 36) She owes me a ton of money too but I'm just like "Fu<k it!" 37) I don't want her kicking me anything unless it's a bucket 38) I thought that bit<h was gone from my life but she wasn't 39) She still talks to my cousin, and tells him she loves him 40) Spitting more lies than a Fox News pundit 41) Man, easy does it; Damn, please I'm above it 42) Now she's crushing on me AND my new girl - gotta love it 43) See you say your ex is crazy but mine is literally psycho 44) Ran my other ex over with a car, try telling THAT to Geico 45) Almost got me evicted; had to use my rent money for bail 46) Always getting convicted; she couldn't keep herself outta jail 47) Now I wish I was exaggerating for the sake of this verse 48) But you met her - you know that in reality she's worse 49) Than what I could ever say on DDO and not get closed 50) So I'll sign off for now, bb, forget our X'S and hO'S [ SECOND VERSE ] Her name was Jasmine but she sure was no princess Instead a welfare queen who did less than your ex Who eventually had grown to kick her own habits When I left my ex she was still a full blown addict She swallowed more pills than previous semen she ingested Got pregnant once too; uterus pre-deviant infested And thank JESUS she got that poor FETUS aborted It WOULDA been born a crack baby: distorted I'm surprised she even got someone else to have sex with her I'd undress her and confuse her with a sumo wresteler Then I tried to cum but she couldn't get it out of me She whored but me bored thought I'd earned an award from the academy From the way that I'd fake it and make it believable Best Actress in a Comedy: Lwerd the deceivable Betrayed her with kisses so nice; I take lives like Judas Obsessed with knives, I thought that she'd stab me like Brutus You wanna talk about drinking? Well here this just in: Jasmine could out-chug even Brian_Eggleston A man, not a boy trying to play up stereotypes (Panda) Or Charlie_Danger claiming he fucks dykes named Amanda I mean this cocoa loco got me in a choke hold, you know Had me by the throat but the blow had her by the nose, so Yeah it helped her earn her degrees; she musta got them for enjoyment She couldn't keep a job; she just collected Unemployment Then a statistic sadistic she'd commit her crimes smiling Go to court looking like trash and claim "Racial Profiling" I mean how're you gonna dress like a hoe and go to your hearings? This girl was ghetto as hell; even had her name in hoop earrings But it's not hard to see through her: interior's transparent Her exterior so inferior to what I see in the mirror's apparent At 6 feet tall at least your ex is someone to look UP to I couldn't go DOWN on mine either; I would say "Fu<k you" Then she'd bit<h and moan about how I was no longer attracted Though I never was; at first the booze just had me distracted Handy dandy beer goggles on made her look like Jordan Sparks They musta blocked out half her body with stretch marks Now you may wonder why I carry around this hostility Wondering why I didn't end this with maturing civility But let me tell you quite literally about her irresponsibility Tried to ruin my new relationship; now she's got no credibility I consider this ill-will towards me and there is no possibility Or probability of acceptability in her lack of nobility I just don't have the ability or tranquility to accept it Her utility's been tested and failed now she'll live to regret it Become BFFs and put the past behind us? Forget it The rest is history, now she can miss me and accept it Now why didn't I break up with her? I tried, but I had to Make up with her, she cried, and threatened suicide too So don't judge me in this as I'm not the one whose on trial Our exes are and I've proven that mine is more vile |
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I'm sorry I have to cut this short, just got a new project and I really don't have much time for DDO anymore. I wrote some more about this in my politics forum "future economics with rob1billion".
Similarly a white person who absorbs the music and the culture enough can become a good rapper.
Music is open to all and how much someone conforms to a stereotype or fulfills our expectations should not be a factor when judging quality.
How you look or how much you point or gesture is also irrelevant. It is what it is.
There is nobody who is too white to rap or too female to rap or too skinny to rap, only people who are too wack to rap.
I totally agree with L that "being phoney and putting forth a false facade in this case would be worse than rapping as myself". It's all about self-expression. A geek can murk a gangster on the mic but not by pretending to be a gangster.
While I too think that the DDO battles so far have felt more like poetry than hiphop, for me the main reason has been the lack of beats, even just banging on a table is better than nothing to me. Saying that, I thought Vi and L both kept a more constant tempo than Charlie or Dave.
I do think Snell won his battle with Charlie but it was really close, the fact that Dave is a big black guy and MrDanger is a little white kid doesn't come into it. Snell's lyrics didn't suck, Charlie was wittier but Dave used more internal rhyming. Charlie definitely had more diction and clarity but he used very simple back and forth rhythm, while Snell was more creative. I'm not so sure that Dave would actually ride a beat that well, he paused an awful lot and Charlie is a musician, so maybe it could have been very different if they'd used beats.
On a final note, yes, snell does a lot of pointing so clearly he is rapping. Fine. I'll be sure to point a whole lot at myself in my next video rap battle debate and hope that you'll find this suited to your rapping needs. However, like I said, maybe we should be open-minded about what is, should be and could be instead of attacking a form of art and self-expression that was essentially formed on the OPPOSITE ideals (conformity). There are all kinds of rap/rappers. Tupac is loud and intense; Biggie is calm and collected. Their flow is different: Biggie is smooth and Tupac is rough in just the right way. Lil Wayne is clever as hell but sounds like a fvcking moron with his annoying laugh in between every quip. And yet he's successful.
So I guess my point, again, was what did you or anyone gain by your negative assessment of our performance? Why don't you or the others feel comfortable criticizing snell in the same way... or even MORE harshly, given the fact that he has the advantage of his cultural background, gender, race, lifestyle, etc.? I mean listen to his rhymes. Why isn't lyrical content important? His sucks :/ But this isn't about bashing him (I'll save that for our battle, respectively). I was just wondering.