The Instigator
MRAAJ.evil
Pro (for)
Losing
3 Points
The Contender
Wylted
Con (against)
Winning
9 Points

Virtual High Stakes Poker

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after 4 votes the winner is...
Wylted
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 1/17/2018 Category: Miscellaneous
Updated: 5 months ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 375 times Debate No: 106786
Debate Rounds (3)
Comments (11)
Votes (4)

 

MRAAJ.evil

Pro

Rules:Go look up the rules to 5 card texas hold em up.

We both start with 50k each. Since it's live, we both go all in.

R1 both receive our cards, I've a Jack Diamonds and 2 Spades.
R1 Opponent accepts challenge n reveals his two cards.

R2 i reveal the first 3 cards on the table, placing a personal possession of mine on the line if the cards suit me
R2: You call n reveal card 4, placing more things on the line
R3: I reveal final card n the winner is announced
R3: You accept the outcome and say goodbye, either with your winnings or empty handed.

To make sure neither of us cheat (although we blatantly can), grab a deck of cards n use those cards. Hence why I got a Jack n 2. If the same cards show up, just pick until you find (n announce) an unsaid card.
Wylted

Con

I got a jack of spades and a 2 of diamonds coincidentally
Debate Round No. 1
MRAAJ.evil

Pro

Ok ok so the next 3 cars are

5Clubs
Ace Diamonds
Ace Hearts

Liking this, i proceed to bet my personal maid, putting her on the line.

Do you fold or check?
Wylted

Con

Personal maid sounds pretty good. I"m putting up all 5 of my fince"s Cats. I obviously am checking and the card is a queen of spades
Debate Round No. 2
MRAAJ.evil

Pro

Final cards:the King of Hearts

I fold thinking you have the better cards, unbeknownst to me that it would've been a tie.

Angry, I call one of the bouncers to rough you up. Having scared you, I proceed to run away with the winnings n leave you for dead!

What will you do...
Wylted

Con

Wow nice, my opponent folded, so I win. Even better, I was just doing this for the money because I was planning to kill myself right after the game and since my life insurance policy does not pay out on suicides, I would have enough money for my family to live off of from the suicide.

However with my opponent having a body guard kill me, now I can leave my family with a 2 million dollar life insurance payout, instead of the 100,000 I would have walked away with for winning.

I accept my opponent"s concession (folding), and am glad this worked out for both of us, with him having 100k to blow on cocaine and hookers, and me being able to leave my heirs with 2 million dollars.
Debate Round No. 3
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Posted by whiteflame 5 months ago
whiteflame
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>Reported vote: YYW// Mod action: NOT Removed<

3 points to Con (Arguments). Reasons for voting decision: CON wins.

[*Reason non-removal*] This is a rather unique debate, and while it is not a troll debate, it does function similarly to a rap battle, in that it is not subject to the same standards as debates in general. Given that Pro "folded" and therefore virtually conceded the debate, the voter is not held to any standards so long as he voted for the other side, which he did in this case.
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Posted by Wylted 5 months ago
Wylted
Thanks. You too
Posted by MRAAJ.evil 5 months ago
MRAAJ.evil
Nice ending bro
Posted by MRAAJ 6 months ago
MRAAJ
I went to a casino near to my uni once, it was confusing (the layout of the casino, not the games themselves), safe to say I did not stay long. Other than that I'm sick at poker mate, although I can't quite perfect a sustainable poker face.
Posted by backwardseden 6 months ago
backwardseden
If you guys want to play somewhat "real" poker, why don't you simply sign up at pokerstars.net? I play there all the time and people there who play are generally a bunch of idiots especially at Omaha Hi-lo split. Don't ask me to play Hold-em. Though I play it properly and correctly, I can never win at it. I think you can pay $7.95 or something like that to get $3 million in play chips. Then you can enter all kinds of $50K or better tournaments. But be careful, if you do it a lot, those chips can go down real fast if you lose!
Posted by Wylted 6 months ago
Wylted
We"ll see about that.
Posted by MRAAJ.evil 6 months ago
MRAAJ.evil
Yo, you do know none of us can win, it's gonna be a tie luv.
Posted by Wylted 6 months ago
Wylted
I won"t cheat either but we"re both fair, so I will flip the turn and the river card.
Posted by Wylted 6 months ago
Wylted
Me either, good
Posted by MRAAJ.evil 6 months ago
MRAAJ.evil
Nope, dw i won't cheat.
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Vote Placed by Ramshutu 5 months ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Con died in the penultimate round. If dying in the middle of a debate does not count as a loss, I don't know what does.
Vote Placed by TUF 5 months ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Pro wins the cocaine and hookers, Con wins getting 72 virgins in heaven for pretending to care about his family post mordem
Vote Placed by dsjpk5 5 months ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Con wins due to Pro folding.
Vote Placed by YYW 5 months ago
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Reasons for voting decision: CON wins.