Vogon Poetry is terrible
Debate Rounds (2)
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes,
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts
With my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!"
1st Round is for Acceptance
2nd Round is for analysis of the poem
Any quotations from the television series, radio broadcast, book, or movie are not allowed.
I am a middle-class Vogon poet earning 25 000 to 50 000 units of Vogonian currency per year under the oppression of our overlord, Vogon Captain, Prostentic Vogon Jeltz. I claim that my poetry is of the highest possible quality known to the universe.
I am excited to begin the analysis of our most beloved poetry, those of the classics and perhaps a bit of my own.
Challenge accepted. Let us begin.
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Vote Placed by Matt_L 2 years ago
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