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laryn
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somerandomvideocreator
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Weasels should run America

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Started: 9/8/2017 Category: Funny
Updated: 10 months ago Status: Post Voting Period
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laryn

Pro

They might have cute little faces, but weasels are also bloodthirsty. It"s a matter of presidency: they have super-fast metabolisms and need to kill and eat about half their body weight every day jus liek trump. As a result, they"ve become fearsome hunters and are fit to run the country. The weasel corners and grabs its prey, wraps its muscular body around the animal to immobilize it jus liek a gud president would and then delivers a single killing bite to the back of the head to scare the other countries so they dont mess w the US bietch, puncturing the skull or spinal cord. You know what other animal kills like that? The jaguar. And jaguars are cool so the weasel is also cool. If you have a really cool pres in the office aint nobody gon mess w your country. Plus weasels liek immigrants n they dont want all the daca drama leik someee people............... So see how weasels would contribute to a lovely country n make the US better than it is now. aalso.. nobody knoews this but I studi weasels and they have lazer vision and can kel their prey jus leik trump :)) so they are betttr than trump. Vote PRO
somerandomvideocreator

Con

How can one interpret what the weasals are saying?

We need to be able to communicate with the weasals.

We can't even tell the weasal that he/she is leading the country.
Debate Round No. 1
laryn

Pro

The resolution never states that weasels must rule over the hoomans of America. It simply stated that weasels should run America. Weasels are very intelligent and will have a language if they become the leaders of America. Hoomans need to just interpret what they say to them just like any other language of the world. The school systems would also be better because they would incorporate more weasel facts into the yougin hooman knowlage. Therefore VOTE PRO!!
somerandomvideocreator

Con

Once we are able to effectively communicate with the weasels, that's another issue. For the moment, since we cannot communicate with weasels (and we probably can't for at least a few decades), it is simply impossible for weasels to run America.
Debate Round No. 2
laryn

Pro

The resolution never states that weasels must rule over the hoomans of America. Case closed vote pro.
somerandomvideocreator

Con

I thought that that was implied. :) Vote con!
Debate Round No. 3
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Posted by NDECD1441 10 months ago
NDECD1441
Only thing is Trump is orange unlike brown and he wants to build a wall within his 'hole'
Posted by HellishPanda 10 months ago
HellishPanda
Weasels are fat grumpy idiotic creatures who live in a hole. Kinda like Donald Trump.
Posted by TheUnexaminedLife 10 months ago
TheUnexaminedLife
What do you mean weasels 'should' be running the USA-- aren't they already?
Posted by HandCoppersmith 10 months ago
HandCoppersmith
Well they're no doubt better than trump. That's not a joke you could leave the presidency vacant and fill the oval office with weasels and the country would actually be much better off.
Posted by laryn 10 months ago
laryn
weasels r cool
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